do you talk during sex ?
 

what do you say ??

who's pussy is this ?? who's your daddy?

please be specific!

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".....do I know you?"

is that during or after ?? LOL

my gf asks me "is it already inside?"

"Waitaminute, you mean I'm not dreaming this?"

"Please don't cum in my hair"

"Oops, sorry about that"

I like to type during sex..... *pant pant*

sometimes right at the end, my finger start to curl up and get stuck on the keysssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

oh, hell ya ;)

"that's not how your mom does it"

four score and seven years ago....

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Aright....

To be honest, I really enjoy SEX RODEO.

Have your GF/Wife put her hair into a pony tail or single braid.

Start having sex with her from behind, while holding on by the pony tail only
You can only use one hand (just like regular rodeo)
Then in the middle of sex, say "Wow baby, from back here you look just like my secretary!"

Now try to stay on for 8 seconds.

"Scream - and I'll kill you"

"you like that don't you dave"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh omfg, I just shot pepsi everywhere :1orglaugh

Yeah, I'm a dirty talker, haha. I don't scream or anything though, my style is more of a breathless whisper in the ear.

oh fuck oh yeah oh fuck oh yeah. fuck me with that big cock.

I often have SEO conversations during sex, screaming out META Tag, META Tags!!
WG

I will have to try your pepsi line in bed sometime


HAHAH

HAH

and when it is almost over?? META REFRESH ??
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I don't speak at all but I found out that I like when girls are talking nasty :pimp
its turning me on

:thumbsup....

this thread is funny shit!!! i just cant stop laughing as i read your replies
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I almost NEVER talk during sex....

With my last GF I used to say her name....

I just started saying nasty things at the end. Not important what really. Sort of embarrassing.

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*lol OMG I love this thread already :thumbsup :1orglaugh

"YES, I AM a doctor and NO I can't get a read on your body temp yet."

Yes pretty much always..depending on the mood and what is going on will determine what is said and at what tone... hehe sometimes just telling him your deepest fantasy that he may or may not get to do to you hehe

You should see my pickup lines, I have the best GooglePriorityID out there. Its like putty for women.
WG

I feel its usually the best time to make a phone call or two.

great replies :thumbsup

Are you sure thats your finger sticking up the keys and not your load after jacking off to milf porn? :upsidedow

you have a gf nowadays?

:error

every woman knows there's no money in SEO

no, I fuck yours

I let her do the talking

shit 678

:1orglaugh Ye I guess the priority id works wonders with the ladies :upsidedow

"what does this button do ? "