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MetaMan 05-16-2005 12:04 AM

i just drove around for three hours throwing paint on hookers:
 
:1orglaugh you should have seen the look on their faces.

PRICELESS. :1orglaugh

SmokeyTheBear 05-16-2005 12:06 AM

Just figuring out how to throw paint would have been cool enough fo rme :) heh

but elaborate ..

StickyGreen 05-16-2005 12:11 AM

sure you did...

SmokeyTheBear 05-16-2005 12:11 AM

You picked up a handfull of wet paint and threw it from a moving car onto hookers ??

You sprayed a can of spraypaint at hookers ??

You tossed a can of paint at the hookers.. ??

You ran up to a hooker and poured paint on them ??


Ill tell you something funny we used to do.. the windshield wiper spray vent on some cars can be twisted to point forwards , so you can put all sorts of funny liquids in them , then drive into any large city in a downtown area and wait for a bunch of people to be crossing the street and spray them ( best to get a very high arc so they dont know where it came from )

MetaMan 05-16-2005 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
You picked up a handfull of wet paint and threw it from a moving car onto hookers ??

You sprayed a can of spraypaint at hookers ??

You tossed a can of paint at the hookers.. ??

You ran up to a hooker and poured paint on them ??


Ill tell you something funny we used to do.. the windshield wiper spray vent on some cars can be twisted to point forwards , so you can put all sorts of funny liquids in them , then drive into any large city in a downtown area and wait for a bunch of people to be crossing the street and spray them ( best to get a very high arc so they dont know where it came from )


my buddy has a truck, i hopped in the back while we were cruising down 3rd ave. and splashed them with a can of paint.

Big Red Machine 05-16-2005 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
You picked up a handfull of wet paint and threw it from a moving car onto hookers ??

You sprayed a can of spraypaint at hookers ??

You tossed a can of paint at the hookers.. ??

You ran up to a hooker and poured paint on them ??
Ill tell you something funny we used to do.. the windshield wiper spray vent on some cars can be twisted to point forwards , so you can put all sorts of funny liquids in them , then drive into any large city in a downtown area and wait for a bunch of people to be crossing the street and spray them ( best to get a very high arc so they dont know where it came from )

Holy Shite we used to do the same thing but do it sideways not forward

eroswebmaster 05-16-2005 12:38 AM

Why hookers?
At least do it to drug dealers a real plight on society..or is picking on women something you're more likely to do?

MetaMan 05-16-2005 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster
Why hookers?
At least do it to drug dealers a real plight on society..or is picking on women something you're more likely to do?


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Babaganoosh 05-16-2005 12:41 AM

Are you 15? Get the fuck out of here already, retard.

MetaMan 05-16-2005 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh
Are you 15? Get the fuck out of here already, retard.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh get the fuck out of my threads, fucking wannabes talk big talk then follow me around.


if you wanted to sniff my ass all day i suggest pulling your tongue out of it first.

OK? :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

Babaganoosh 05-16-2005 12:45 AM

Tell me something, are you actually a webmaster or just another lippy, idiotic surfer?

MetaMan 05-16-2005 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh
Tell me something, are you actually a webmaster or just another lippy, idiotic surfer?


take a fucking guess, when you grow half a fucking brain i will answer your question, buy a fucking clue, the fact that you even entered this thread to defend shows how much of a fool you really are.

V_RocKs 05-16-2005 12:46 AM

I just figured out how to finger paint on hookers clits.. you should see the looks on their faces when they orgasm.. I get free sex!

Babaganoosh 05-16-2005 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
take a fucking guess, when you grow half a fucking brain i will answer your question, buy a fucking clue, the fact that you even entered this thread to defend shows how much of a fool you really are.

Answer the question, surfer.

MetaMan 05-16-2005 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh
Answer the question, surfer.

no, now stop stalking me you fucking tool.

follow follow follow, like a freaging puppy dog, it gets old.

do you want to lick my balls? you are following me so closely i am one wide step away from slapping you in the face with them.

Babaganoosh 05-16-2005 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
no, now stop stalking me you fucking tool.

follow follow follow, like a freaging puppy dog, it gets old.

do you want to lick my balls? you are following me so closely i am one wide step away from slapping you in the face with them.

I knew it, you're a minor. Only a teenager would yammer on like that. I wonder if you're even a teenager. Most teens wouldn't have Mario in their sig. Idiotic kid. Does your Mom know you're on her computer this late?

MetaMan 05-16-2005 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh
I knew it, you're a minor. Only a teenager would yammer on like that. I wonder if you're even a teenager. Most teens wouldn't have Mario in their sig. Idiotic kid. Does your Mom know you're on her computer this late?


no my mom is a thousand miles away, but your mom does she is under my desk.

you are so "all knowing" but yet you fail to realize why you even entering this thread makes you look like a complete fool defending "hookers" to anyone with half a brain.

MetaMan 05-16-2005 12:55 AM

and "mario" sig, most people recognize me due to my sig i have had mario in it after the first month, nor do i spam, your " I like pie." sig sure does the trick.

LOSER. :1orglaugh

Babaganoosh 05-16-2005 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
no my mom is a thousand miles away, but your mom does she is under my desk.

you are so "all knowing" but yet you fail to realize why you even entering this thread makes you look like a complete fool defending "hookers" to anyone with half a brain.

I'm not defending anyone but who are you to think that because they are "hookers" that you can just toss paint on them? It's cowardly and childish. I really doubt you'd ever do it but if you did I guarantee that you weren't brave enough to wait and see what their reaction would be. You'd get your ass kicked by a prostitute. :1orglaugh

MetaMan 05-16-2005 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh
I'm not defending anyone but who are you to think that because they are "hookers" that you can just toss paint on them? It's cowardly and childish. I really doubt you'd ever do it but if you did I guarantee that you weren't brave enough to wait and see what their reaction would be. You'd get your ass kicked by a prostitute. :1orglaugh


i am 6'3 240, i am really afraid of a crackhead coming up to me and beating me up, O NO!

moneyman3203 05-16-2005 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster
Why hookers?
At least do it to drug dealers a real plight on society..or is picking on women something you're more likely to do?

those aint women, those trashy ass sluts.

eroswebmaster 05-16-2005 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moneyman3203
those aint women, those trashy ass sluts.

You guys sound like a couple of college frat fag boy date raping sexual offenders.

Babaganoosh 05-16-2005 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
i am 6'3 240, i am really afraid of a crackhead coming up to me and beating me up, O NO!

So you'd beat up a woman that you just threw paint on? What a tough guy you are.

MetaMan 05-16-2005 12:58 AM


YOU come into my threads, and YOU make assumptions on me, and you expect me to give you a half decent reply? i love it. :1orglaugh

MetaMan 05-16-2005 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh
So you'd beat up a woman that you just threw paint on? What a tough guy you are.


no you fucking tool, i dont think a 5'3 crackhead can beat me up. let alone catch me walking away.

Babaganoosh 05-16-2005 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
YOU come into my threads, and YOU make assumptions on me, and you expect me to give you a half decent reply? i love it. :1orglaugh

You're an immature idiot. I don't expect much from you. The last thing I expect from you is an intelligent reply.

Lev 05-16-2005 12:59 AM

such a noble thing you did

Babaganoosh 05-16-2005 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
no you fucking tool, i dont think a 5'3 crackhead can beat me up. let alone catch me walking away.

Answer the question, idiot. Would you beat up a woman who was angry that you just threw paint on her?

zzgundamnzz 05-16-2005 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster
Why hookers?
At least do it to drug dealers a real plight on society..or is picking on women something you're more likely to do?

Because Drug Dealers have guns. It would just break my fuckin heart if something were to happen to Super Mario here.

MetaMan 05-16-2005 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh
You're an immature idiot. I don't expect much from you. The last thing I expect from you is an intelligent reply.


again same stupid talk, you continue to enter my threads over and over, are you that in love with me.

wow i can type a one word sentence and get all my GFY icq buddies to give me a webcam high five.

YOU RULE PROSTAR!

eroswebmaster 05-16-2005 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lev
such a noble thing you did

Don't come into his thread and make assumptions about him.
You can't judge a paint throwing book by it's cover.

MetaMan 05-16-2005 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh
Answer the question, idiot. Would you beat up a woman who was angry that you just threw paint on her?


YOU ARE A PROSTAR!

why are you trying to find other men that beat their women? please fuck off and do not make bullshit assumptions,

calling people "beater" "pedo" "molestor" are not funny accusations, i suggest you do not continue.

Babaganoosh 05-16-2005 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
again same stupid talk, you continue to enter my threads over and over, are you that in love with me.

wow i can type a one word sentence and get all my GFY icq buddies to give me a webcam high five.

YOU RULE PROSTAR!

What the fuck are you babbling about, chickenshit? You're a loser and a coward. Try fucking with someone who is capable of defending themselves...like drug dealers. Are you scared of getting hurt?

MetaMan 05-16-2005 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster
Don't come into his thread and make assumptions about him.
You can't judge a paint throwing book by it's cover.

:1orglaugh eros its still all love from over here, but the minute people start making assumptionsis where i lose interest.

eroswebmaster 05-16-2005 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
YOU ARE A PROSTAR!

why are you trying to find other men that beat their women? please fuck off and do not make bullshit assumptions,

calling people "beater" "pedo" "molestor" are not funny accusations, i suggest you do not continue.

LOL do you not understand that if this is true you committed assault?
So yeah you pretty much are a beater at this point.
Beater.

MetaMan 05-16-2005 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh
What the fuck are you babbling about, chickenshit? You're a loser and a coward. Try fucking with someone who is capable of defending themselves...like drug dealers. Are you scared of getting hurt?


again you show the reason why you are a complete idiot for entering this thread.

Babaganoosh 05-16-2005 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
YOU ARE A PROSTAR!

why are you trying to find other men that beat their women? please fuck off and do not make bullshit assumptions,

calling people "beater" "pedo" "molestor" are not funny accusations, i suggest you do not continue.

PEDO??? Where the fuck did that come from?!?!?!?!?! Are you trying to tell us something? :1orglaugh

I didn't call you any of the above. I called you a chickenshit, an idiot and a coward. Are you retarded or something?

MetaMan 05-16-2005 01:06 AM

NEWSFLASH

i didnt throw paint on hookers!

NEWSFLASH

you will not find hookers out in Calgary on Monday night

now just because you metaman haters couldnt think "o maybe this didnt happen".

you guys were the ones who never could find waldo? right?

monro 05-16-2005 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
:1orglaugh you should have seen the look on their faces.

PRICELESS. :1orglaugh

Are children allowed here at GFY? The babysitter should check out what they are doing.

eroswebmaster 05-16-2005 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
NEWSFLASH

i didnt throw paint on hookers!

NEWSFLASH

you will not find hookers out in Calgary on Monday night

I figured it wasn't true at one point in this thread...but man if you're gonna post something don't make yourself look like a woman beating asshole.


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