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The Adult Broker 05-13-2005 02:23 PM

Being the good Jewish girl that I am...
 
I am going to Shabbat services tonight where I will pray, sing along, chat with G-d and remember all that I am grateful for.

It has nothing to do with the great dinner they serve afterwards. :winkwink:

Who else is here from the tribe?

MandyBlake 05-13-2005 02:24 PM

i'm a deist. sorry :)

Thrawn$ 05-13-2005 02:27 PM

Show yout tities :banana

tony286 05-13-2005 02:28 PM

enjoy your holiday
:)

mindoza 05-13-2005 02:28 PM

Another nice(sometimes) jewish girl here....I am supose to go to services once a month on fridays...it is a family thing but I have not made it in months..now I feel bad, not bad enough to go tonight but ill go next week

Do you normally go or is it for a Bat or Bar Mitzvah?

azguy 05-13-2005 02:28 PM

Shabat shalom

tranza 05-13-2005 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Thrawn$
Show yout tities :banana


Hahahahahahahahaha... I love GFY....

The Adult Broker 05-13-2005 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by mindoza
Another nice(sometimes) jewish girl here....I am supose to go to services once a month on fridays...it is a family thing but I have not made it in months..now I feel bad, not bad enough to go tonight but ill go next week

Do you normally go or is it for a Bat or Bar Mitzvah?


I usually go every Friday night, great group of peeps, they have dinner for like 200 people. my cousin lives here now so go with him and friends.


it's fun and festive. balances me out a bit. you should go - don't feel bad, do it for yourself not someone else.


and Shabbat Shalom to you too azguy :winkwink:

wedouglas 05-13-2005 03:07 PM

jew over here

2HousePlague 05-13-2005 03:09 PM

Oh, Lori...

[sigh]

Sometimes you really make me wanna break a glass -- :smokin



j-

VirtuMike 05-13-2005 03:15 PM

I wanna go and pick up Jewish chicks.

AdPatron 05-13-2005 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Thrawn$
Show yout tities :banana


It's "titties".

TheJimmy 05-13-2005 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by azguy
Shabat shalom

I wasn't raised 'in' the tribe but I'm 'from' the tribe on my mother's side...ashkenazi to be more precise...

I'd love to check out temple again one of these days...I like good food and I love fridays and spending time with friends & family...

have a good time tonight...



...in my next life I'm gonna marry a good jewish girl :)


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azguy 05-13-2005 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by The Adult Broker
I usually go every Friday night, great group of peeps, they have dinner for like 200 people. my cousin lives here now so go with him and friends.


it's fun and festive. balances me out a bit. you should go - don't feel bad, do it for yourself not someone else.


and Shabbat Shalom to you too azguy :winkwink:

We also visit the local Chabad once in a while, usually only if it's a holiday and we have no other plans.

Where do you live btw?

DarkJedi 05-13-2005 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Adult Broker
I am going to Shabbat services tonight where I will pray, sing along, chat with G-d and remember all that I am grateful for.

It has nothing to do with the great dinner they serve afterwards. :winkwink:

Who else is here from the tribe?

Obviously I'm ignorant, but what's with the "G-d" bullshit?

ry0t 05-13-2005 04:14 PM

I love how you're in the porn world and you still write G-D. Nice going it's pretty cool. :) oh yeah Im that religion also.

ry0t 05-13-2005 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi
Obviously I'm ignorant, but what's with the "G-d" bullshit?


dude.. don't ever mock something so sacred. I dont care what you do, you're usually a prick but stop messing around with that.

Makingcoin 05-13-2005 04:17 PM

I have given a few girls the greek sneak.

Does that count?

Evil Jawa 05-13-2005 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by The Adult Broker

Who else is here from the tribe?

I'm a former member of the tribe who realized what a scam it is.

DarkJedi 05-13-2005 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ry0t
dude.. don't ever mock something so sacred. I dont care what you do, you're usually a prick but stop messing around with that.

God!

God Damm!

God Damn that feels GREAT!

God Fucking Damn do that again!

God Damn!

God Damn!

God Damn!

God Damn!

God Damn!

God Damn!

God Damn!

ry0t 05-13-2005 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi
God!

God Damm!

God Damn that feels GREAT!

God Fucking Damn do that again!

God Damn!

God Damn!

God Damn!

God Damn!

God Damn!

God Damn!

God Damn!


Yes youre usually a prick which is what I said and you have the freedom of speech so to each his own. :)

hershie 05-13-2005 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi
Obviously I'm ignorant, but what's with the "G-d" bullshit?

Actually, that is a good question. I am jewish and didn't really know myself. Just found this:

Some Jews spell God as G-d. This has its origin in the third commandment, "You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain" (Exo. 20:7). Many Jews later became so cautious not to break this commandment that they quit pronouncing the name of God altogether, for fear that they might say it in vain. This is why we are not sure exactly what the vowels were for the divine name of God in the Old Testament (YHWH), known today as the tetragrammaton. "Yahweh" is the closest approximation we have (See, Is "Jehovah" the Name of God?). When a Jew would come across this name when reading the Old Testament, instead of saying God's name, he would say "Adonai," which means "Lord" or "Master." They would also use other words in place of the name of God, or even the title, "God." Notice that Matthew usually substitutes the phrase "kingdom of heaven" where the other gospels have "kingdom of God." We are told that before a Massoretic scribe would even write the name of God, he would first wash himself and then he would use a new pen. This is all done out of respect for the name of God and for fear of breaking the third commandment. What you see today with this hesitation even to write the title "God" is simply an outgrowth of this Jewish piety.

Let me add that this is nowhere commanded in scripture. We see faithful men of God calling upon him and using his name throughout the Bible. We can and should use God's name properly. However, we should also take a lesson from these Jews not use God's name without respect, or "in vain" as the scripture says. Taking God's name in vain includes a whole lot more than saying it in connection with curse words. Whenever we say "God" or "Lord" or "Christ" it should be with respect and devotion. We should never use God as a substitute for "Wow!" or simply say his name as an expression of anger or frustration.

fris 05-13-2005 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by The Adult Broker
I am going to Shabbat services tonight where I will pray, sing along, chat with G-d and remember all that I am grateful for.

It has nothing to do with the great dinner they serve afterwards. :winkwink:

Who else is here from the tribe?

hey hon :)

wanna hit me up about some porn dollar squirting stuff. 345801040.

lets start pushing some traffic for ya

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mlove 05-13-2005 04:27 PM

God's power rests in his O!

JFK 05-13-2005 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by VirtuMike
I wanna go and pick up Jewish chicks.

OYY WEH ............not agin :Oh crap

Pete-KT 05-13-2005 04:31 PM

Just show us your tits and get it over with :)

Penthouse Tony 05-13-2005 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hershie
Whenever we say "God" or "Lord" or "Christ" it should be with respect and devotion.

Actually we can get away with saying "Christ" in vain since it means "son of G-d" which we don't believe Jesus was. :)

Shabbat Shalom everyone!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-13-2005 04:45 PM

sorry I'm Catholic, but i did a huge report in my socialogy class when i was in highschool and the jewish religion is a very good religion :thumbsup

erehwon 05-13-2005 05:15 PM

I have associate membership in the tribe via marriage, (my sister married into it). I was expecting at knock 15% off my car insurance with this membership, or at least a credit union, but alas no such luck. :1orglaugh

On the upside, the Jewish lasses are pretty hot... :thumbsup

The Adult Broker 05-13-2005 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by azguy
We also visit the local Chabad once in a while, usually only if it's a holiday and we have no other plans.

Where do you live btw?


I live in Los Angeles, Westside. and you? :)

azguy 05-13-2005 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by The Adult Broker
I live in Los Angeles, Westside. and you? :)

Scottsdale AZ

There's an interesting piece on life in LA in this month's Forbes magazine, comparing LA to interior America as polls say more and more residents are sick of the city.

Found the link: http://www.forbes.com/home/free_forb.../0523/039.html

The Adult Broker 05-13-2005 05:31 PM

oy vey...

fris, I'm going to start my prayers like this ...

"So, G-d, there's this guy named fris and ...." LOL

azguy 05-13-2005 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by The Adult Broker
oy vey...

fris, I'm going to start my prayers like this ...

"So, G-d, there's this guy named fris and ...." LOL

:1orglaugh

azguy 05-13-2005 05:37 PM

My gf's brother is in China every other week on business and makes it a point to visit Chabad for Friday night dinners. Sometimes it's nice to be in that environment, especially when you're so far away from home.

SleazyDream 05-13-2005 05:48 PM

i'm cut - does that count?

and mike's my brother from a jewish mother

azguy 05-13-2005 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream
i'm cut - does that count?

and mike's my brother from a jewish mother

I think it gives you points for trying

Juicy D. Links 05-13-2005 05:50 PM

Yesh li zion gadol

DaveTO 05-13-2005 06:44 PM

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Yesh li zion gadol
Its "za-yin", but good try :thumbsup

I'm a member of the jewish club.

Juicy D. Links 05-13-2005 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by DaveTO
Its "za-yin", but good try :thumbsup

I'm a member of the jewish club.

ani ohev coos :pimp

pornguy 05-13-2005 06:51 PM

Will they be serving pork by any chance?? If so, I am there.


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