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DarkJedi 04-22-2005 02:31 AM

Would you pay $10,000 to fuck Natalie Portman???
 
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ytcracker 04-22-2005 02:32 AM

no 123456778

AaronM 04-22-2005 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ytcracker
no 123456778


You can't even count to 8 correctly, let alone 10,000. :1orglaugh

DarkJedi 04-22-2005 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ytcracker
no 123456778

you are either:

a) gay
b) poor

which one is it ?

AaronM 04-22-2005 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
you are either:

a) gay
b) poor

which one is it ?


No pussy is worth 10k no matter how straight or rich you are.

ytcracker 04-22-2005 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
you are either:

a) gay
b) poor

which one is it ?

my friend tyler and i bought a poster of natalie portman and hung it above our turntable setup when we were in high school
we even wrote a song about her

however im married and therefore am unable to pay 10k to fuck natalie portman it would be devastating to my marriage

ytcracker 04-22-2005 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
You can't even count to 8 correctly, let alone 10,000. :1orglaugh

i just smashed the one key and drug my finger across

obviously my 7 key is malfunctioning

DarkJedi 04-22-2005 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ytcracker
my friend tyler and i bought a poster of natalie portman and hung it above our turntable setup when we were in high school
we even wrote a song about her

however im married and therefore am unable to pay 10k to fuck natalie portman it would be devastating to my marriage


Understandable.

Rui 04-22-2005 02:42 AM

No........I pity the fool that even considers it as a option...

Rui 04-22-2005 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
No pussy is worth 10k no matter how straight or rich you are.

Except: http://www.24horaslibre.com/data/not...ie-londres.jpg

:thumbsup

DarkJedi 04-22-2005 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
You can't even count to 8 correctly, let alone 10,000. :1orglaugh

The question is not about paying money for pussy.

The question is about getting Natalie Portman pussy for $10k (under normal circumstances you would't have a chance with her - so it's not about being a playa or having dignity, bla bla)

ytcracker 04-22-2005 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rui

yea my wife is ok with this choice

who do i make the check out to

Trax 04-22-2005 02:45 AM

I wasted money on worse shit
why not fuck a celeb and tape that for personal pleasure
sure
why not :)
you can't take any of your money with you when you die

AaronM 04-22-2005 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
The question is not about paying money for pussy.

The question is about getting Natalie Portman pussy for $10k (under normal circumstances you would't have a chance with her - so it's not about being a playa or having dignity, bla bla)


For 10K you could fuck damn near any female you wanted. What's the point?

Because she's a celeb? So what?

The last I checked, being a celeb doesn't make you any better in bed than an 18 year old slut right out of Catholic School. And you can bang them for free if you know how to play your cards right.

Jace 04-22-2005 02:55 AM

natalie portman is hot as hell, but I would NEVER pay for any sexual satisfaction

Gasper 04-22-2005 02:56 AM

she loves me, so I don't have to pay :pimp

Jace 04-22-2005 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
. And you can bang them for free if you know how to play your cards right.

i really, seriously, think most of the guys on gfy have REAL serious trouble getting girls to have sex with them...I get this from all the threads where guys boast about fucking prostitutes

Praguer 04-22-2005 02:58 AM

If I had the chance to bring a camera and film the action, YES.

AaronM 04-22-2005 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaceXXX
i really, seriously, think most of the guys on gfy have REAL serious trouble getting girls to have sex with them...I get this from all the threads where guys boast about fucking prostitutes


There's no question about that. Most of the GFY poster are either kids or computer geeks.

The kids mostly lie about getting laid and the geeks have the money but not the required social skills.

Jace 04-22-2005 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
the geeks have the money but not the required social skills.

haha, yeah..money can't buy everything can it?

beemk 04-22-2005 03:00 AM

i agree with aaron, no pussy is worth 10k. ive fucked hotter girls... for free.

sonofsam 04-22-2005 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rui


ahhh good man :) she is WELL worth 10k or more :)

beemk 04-22-2005 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
you are either:

a) gay
b) poor

which one is it ?

ytcracker has a hot wife he gets to fuck for free. you are a star wars geek that needs to pay for sex.

nuff said

DarkJedi 04-22-2005 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
What's the point?

Because she's a celeb?


Yes. That was the point.

DarkJedi 04-22-2005 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemk
ytcracker has a hot wife he gets to fuck for free. you are a star wars geek that needs to pay for sex.

nuff said

Are you his fluffer boy ?

Scroll up, tard. He has just answered the question himself, without any help from the brownnosers.

beemk 04-22-2005 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
Are you his fluffer boy ?

Scroll up, tard. He has just answered the question himself, without any help from the brownnosers.

he didnt give you a dose of reality so i figured i would.

VeriSexy 04-22-2005 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
No pussy is worth 10k no matter how straight or rich you are.


That is cheap, richs Arabs easily pay 100K a night :2 cents:

NoCarrier 04-22-2005 03:16 AM

Maybe Nathalie Portman has a smelly tuna pussy no matter how clean it is. So no, I wouldn't risk losing 10k for tuna.

sickbeatz 04-22-2005 03:18 AM

I'd pay $10,000 to get her on video with me donkey punching her

DarkJedi 04-22-2005 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemk
he didnt give you a dose of reality so i figured i would.

YOU CAN NOT AFFORD, HIPPIE.

http://sexy-celebs.net/hotlink/lol.gif



OWNED.

2HousePlague 04-22-2005 03:23 AM

Fuck "scocial skills" or whether or not you could get that shit for free. The question is, what's it worth to you? And, in Natalie Portman's case, I think I would pay about $2,300, max.


j-

chodadog 04-22-2005 03:29 AM

I think Natalie Portman is one of the few celebs who is genuinely beautiful. You see the odd pic of her from the paparazzi all dressed down and homely lookin', and she is still absolutely gorgeous.

adonthenet 04-22-2005 03:35 AM

could be.

gangbangjoe 04-22-2005 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemk
ytcracker has a hot wife he gets to fuck for free. you are a star wars geek that needs to pay for sex.

nuff said



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Shags 04-22-2005 03:43 AM

1.000 bucks per second!

AdultMovies.bz 04-22-2005 03:57 AM

hm... depends on how far shes prepared to go for the 10k hehe :)

xiando 04-22-2005 04:03 AM

No. It may be my taste, but I would not evern consider i unless she payd me a lot more than $10.000.

Vitasoy 04-22-2005 04:17 AM

If I could tape it...

Meta Ridley 04-22-2005 05:00 AM

id pay more

Violetta 04-22-2005 05:15 AM

If I had that kind of money...


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