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DirtyDanza 04-18-2005 05:28 PM

Rules I want for the fight
 
Both Parties bring cash to the match and a neutral party holds till end of match

any bets made on either fighter the fighter gets 10% of

we both use 4oz gloves

neutral ref who has ref'd at least 20 MMA matches will ref the match

fight will stop due to cuts if ringside doctor says so

both parties will garn a mouth piece

ref can stop the fight at any time

no one from any side can enter the ring / mat / cage/ fighting arena where fighters are fighting..

either side can and will throw in the towel if they think it's called for..

we do 1 10 count or a tapout ends the fight..

we will stream the fight for a fee of 19.95 which each fighter will get 10% of and the sponsors who sponsor the fight gets the rest

both parties will agree on dvd deal with a 50/50 split to each fighter..

I don't think I am being un fair asking for these rules.... they can rebuttle with what they want as well....

FabianC 04-18-2005 05:35 PM

Your rules sound fair. I'd be surprised if Team Kimbo doesn't jump on this :thumbsup

MickeyG 04-18-2005 05:36 PM

19.95 to watch you get your ass beat? lol I'll wait for the torrent

Spunky 04-18-2005 05:37 PM

I would ask for bigger gloves..like 20 oz..soften the blows a bit :winkwink:

DirtyDanza 04-18-2005 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky
I would ask for bigger gloves..like 20 oz..soften the blows a bit :winkwink:



I can;t really get any locks on with 20ox gloves... plus they feel like 5lbs after about 30 sec's if throwing blows which I plan on not doing

Marcus Aurelius 04-18-2005 05:39 PM

I'll bring clyde.

http://people.bath.ac.uk/mn2gm/movie016-cldye.jpg

Theo 04-18-2005 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty_DS
plus they feel like 5lbs after about 30 sec's


lol true

The Other Sweetie 04-18-2005 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty_DS
Both Parties bring cash to the match and a neutral party holds till end of match

I'd love to see just how "neutral" someone stays when they're holding $120,000 cash in their hands. Better make it a crippled midget with no legs so he can't run off with it. :1orglaugh

Platinumpimp 04-18-2005 05:42 PM

Hmm so you really up for it...

I think team Kimbo will agree and I will happily pay the 20 bucks to watch...LOL :pimp

Fake Nick 04-18-2005 05:44 PM

I will be waiting for the torrent ;)

justsexxx 04-18-2005 05:44 PM

I would pay for sure. Please let it host by some quality company, I want a good view :)

Icon 04-18-2005 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty_DS
Both Parties bring cash to the match and a neutral party holds till end of match
we both use 4oz gloves

neutral ref who has ref'd at least 20 MMA matches will ref the match

fight will stop due to cuts if ringside doctor says so

both parties will garn a mouth piece

Hitting Kimbo might piss him off......

buddyjuf 04-18-2005 05:45 PM

sigspotty :)

Theo 04-18-2005 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fake Nick
I will be waiting for the torrent ;)


if its a 10sec fight wont be a torrent possible due to small filesize! :)

Babaganoosh 04-18-2005 05:46 PM

I'd pay to see it. Hell, I'll go watch it in person.

sonofsam 04-18-2005 05:47 PM

i'm going to break into a museum tonight and steal you Knight Armor for your fight.. something like this..

http://www.unitedmaskandparty.com/Ar...ight_armor.JPG

something along the lines of this, interested?

Pleasurepays 04-18-2005 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty_DS
we will stream the fight for a fee of 19.95 which each fighter will get 10% of and the sponsors who sponsor the fight gets the rest

both parties will agree on dvd deal with a 50/50 split to each fighter..

i might be a little off here but.... isn't this fight illegal? i would definately talk to an attorney before thinking about trying to stream it for money or selling a dvd.

:2 cents:

evildick 04-18-2005 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays
i might be a little off here but.... isn't this fight illegal? i would definately talk to an attorney before thinking about trying to stream it for money or selling a dvd.

:2 cents:

No shit. You just can't go streaming illegal fights over the Internet and not expect anything to happen. The thing they were trying to get going before with webmasterboxing.com was going to have to be approved by the state boxing commission, follow weight classes, etc.

They will have to keep this underground if it is going to happen at all.

skillfull 04-18-2005 06:10 PM

cant wait to see it ;)

Illicit 04-18-2005 06:11 PM

I wont pay $20 to watch you get your ass handed to you in 4 seconds

Young 04-18-2005 06:12 PM

Are you serious about the whole illegal thing? :helpme

escorpio 04-18-2005 06:12 PM

I'd also request that Kimbo's shoes be nailed to the floor, his hands tied behind his back and that he be given a strong animal tranquilizer 20 minutes before the fight.

Makingcoin 04-18-2005 06:13 PM

Sounds pretty fair to me. I don't see why kimbo's crew wouldn't agree.

Anthony 04-18-2005 06:14 PM

You didn't have rules when you made the challenge, why make them now?

This fight will not happen.

There were legal issues with Gannon/Kimbo fight with streaming and DVD.

CybermedAndy 04-18-2005 06:15 PM

Might wanna re-think the "ref can stop it at anytime" rule Danza, with that much money up for grabs could make for trouble (ie ref stops it "too soon" , etc)

:2 cents:

DirtyDanza 04-18-2005 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
You didn't have rules when you made the challenge, why make them now?

This fight will not happen.

There were legal issues with Gannon/Kimbo fight with streaming and DVD.


there were rules... if you read I said a clean MMA fight.. there are rules

Anthony 04-18-2005 06:20 PM

Clean MMA fight.

At the Gannon/Kimbo fight on Gannon's side, there were probably 3 MMA title holders, and everyone was a fighter. I suggest you do t he same on your side.

Good luck finding a sanctioned MMA ref who will do an illegal underground fight.

Go old school UFC. No fish hooking, no nut shots, no eye pokes. Everything else goes.

wallst 04-18-2005 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel
if its a 10sec fight wont be a torrent possible due to small filesize! :)

so true,,, :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

polish_aristocrat 04-19-2005 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
This fight will not happen.

i hope it will...

pradaboy 04-19-2005 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justsexxx
I would pay for sure. Please let it host by some quality company, I want a good view :)

TechieMedia already stepped up to the plate in the other thread

This fight won't happen though, ND will not comply to these rules. They stated they did not want PPV or any other shit... just a simple fight.

Also the legal issues will stand in the way of a live stream I think.

chronic avenger 04-19-2005 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
i'm going to break into a museum tonight and steal you Knight Armor for your fight.. something like this..

http://www.unitedmaskandparty.com/Ar...ight_armor.JPG

something along the lines of this, interested?

Kimbo can probley punch right through it.

RAM 04-19-2005 06:52 AM

that is some crazy shit....I hope this goes down....Love to see it :thumbsup

Trax 04-19-2005 06:54 AM

sounds good to me

do it during internext
I wanna see it LIVE :)

nudecanada 04-19-2005 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pradaboy
This fight won't happen though, ND will not comply to these rules. They stated they did not want PPV or any other shit... just a simple fight.

Exactly. Which is why smokeblower danza is making up rules as they go along - rules he knows ND won't agree to.

ModelPerfect 04-19-2005 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty_DS
any bets made on either fighter the fighter gets 10% of

we will stream the fight for a fee of 19.95 which each fighter will get 10% of and the sponsors who sponsor the fight gets the rest

both parties will agree on dvd deal with a 50/50 split to each fighter..

All this sounds like a way to cover your losses if you lose. If you're confident about winning, risk your $60K and be happy if you win double your money. It'll be a lot less headaches to you, legally...

Trax 04-19-2005 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pradaboy
TechieMedia already stepped up to the plate in the other thread

This fight won't happen though, ND will not comply to these rules. They stated they did not want PPV or any other shit... just a simple fight.

Also the legal issues will stand in the way of a live stream I think.

good point...

loverboy 04-19-2005 07:13 AM

can't wait to see the show, goodluck to both fighters.

ModelPerfect 04-19-2005 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
Clean MMA fight.

At the Gannon/Kimbo fight on Gannon's side, there were probably 3 MMA title holders, and everyone was a fighter. I suggest you do t he same on your side.

Good luck finding a sanctioned MMA ref who will do an illegal underground fight.

Go old school UFC. No fish hooking, no nut shots, no eye pokes. Everything else goes.

What's your story, Anthony? Listening to you talk, you seem pretty humble (in a martial sense). Usually that's a far better indication of a knowledgeable fighter than someone blabbing about wins and unsubstantiated rank.

boneprone 04-19-2005 07:16 AM

Bet on Danza..

I can assure you the BP4L will have a fix on this one and that Kimbo will Lay it down for Danza.

Anyone wanna bet against me?

Tala 04-19-2005 07:20 AM

:uhoh

Something else that I'm apparently out of the loop for. Damn there's a lot of that going around these days. :(


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