How much do you pay for hookers?
 

What's the going rate these days?
Blowjob = $?????
Fucking = $?????
Anal = $?????

The last time you got a hooker, how was it, how much was it... Give details.
I'm looking to start tricking out my neighbors, and want to get an idea for my pricing structure.

Thanks.
:pimp

haha awesome...make sure you get your 30% yo

neighbors? lol


just admit they're for you

why would you pay for sex?

No way, I wouldn't bang a neighbor. Then they'd be coming over all the time. I figure, they don't really do anything for me currently, so I might as well put them to work.

I only get them in 3rd world countries... My favorites are Philippines and Brazil.

I wouldn't. I'm going to see how my neighbors convert.

A rock of crack for any service.

Double that for anal.

Would it be 4 rocks for double anal?

Couldn't tell ya

30%?

If you knew anything about pimping then you would know that the pimp makes 100%. :pimp

Coincidence that both of those countries have some of the highest HIV percentages in the world?

250 for a fuck from this blonde escort every now and then..it's cheaper than a girlfriend

I like that.

http://www.bodymiracle.com/seemore/indexrates99.html


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

$0.00


But I won't go so far as to say I've never paid for sex. Fact is we all pay for it on one way or another.... dinners, drinks, presents, jewelry, vacations.... it is what it is so we may as well be real about it.

But I've never hired a hooker.

One way or another you always fucking pay for sex..

Never fucked a hooker, but I have friends who hit up the red light district.

I can only speak for the pricing structure of the red light district hookers in Mannheim, Germany:
40 EURO to fuck.
10 EURO extra for anal.
10 EURO extra for a blowjob.

At least that's what my friend paid for the hooker we picked out for him. Hottest chick on the block in my opinion, but STDs aren't my style.

Never paid for sex. I can get sex on any night that I choose. Whether it is from an ex-fling, ex-girlfriend, or any random girl I meet at the bar. In fact I'm going out tonight and I plan on coming home with a Brazillian. Yes its that easy when you are this good looking.

I can't go as far as to say I would never pay for sex, but why pay when its available for free.

Never paid for sex

Hold my drink, bitch.

oops.
I meant I like this!

Having a girlfriend is a pain in the ass..Maybe get laid once a week if that.I want a no strings,no commitment,no bullshit relationship.It's worth it for me for piece of mind

I don't do hookers.

$100-$300 for a decent escort unf

:1orglaugh he's right. 30% sounds more like a "personal manager".

You're going to get waxed at the bar? Ouch!

hookers are nasty

The STD's factor scare me away...

That's why you go for escorts compared to the street whores.Use a rubber and you have no problems

You're a virgin?

How many times do I have to tell you guys, you're not paying for sex, you're paying for them to leave.

Here's the breakdown on how much sex costs -

Girl in the bar
Actual cost: From $20 to $100 for drinks, maybe breakfast and cab fare

Possible cost: Waking up and trying to figure out a way to get rid of her, wondering for days what the fuck you may have caught, hoping she didnt lie to you about being on the pill, having to change your lifestyle temporarily to avoid the bitch, actually liking them and then proceeding to the girlfriend step.

Girlfriend
Actual cost: $100 to $300 a week for dinners, clothes, movies, trips and other shit.

Possible cost: Drama, attitude, manipulation, wondering if their fucking your friends or their last boyfriend, loss of freedom, pregnancy, liking them even more and marrying them.

Wife
Actual cost: Everything you fucking own.
Possible cost: Losing everything you fucking own.

I dont pay for hookers, just porn sluts.
:winkwink:

Dont use hookers.. :pimp

:1orglaugh owned.

Jim

I recently paid a pornstud $200 euro for a screw.

And hence your username

3000 Pisos for all inclusive blowjob, vagina, and anal

hehe, yea its way cheaper than having a serious girlfriend and more harmonic......

AaronM is right.....and remember children...pimpin aint easy. :winkwink: