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chaze 04-14-2005 12:32 PM

What's a good pick up line for a girl at the gym
 
I keep seeing these hotties all over my gym but I would feel like a dirt bag throwin down the mack there.

Is there a good way to get in without being a dirt bag?

axelcat 04-14-2005 12:33 PM

Just ask, Hey baby can I spot you sometime

psili 04-14-2005 12:35 PM

Can you please scratch my nuts for me, I'm in the middle of this set and can't stop.

cyber_ninja 04-14-2005 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
I keep seeing these hotties all over my gym but I would feel like a dirt bag throwin down the mack there.

Is there a good way to get in without being a dirt bag?

just ask her to spot you or drop a wad of cash infront of her :thumbsup

sweetcuties 04-14-2005 05:01 PM

Hey, this is a good thread... I'm a member of an exclusive gym and it's not as easy as you'd believe. Some are wearing headphones and some just give off the presence like they don't wanna be bothered... bump

Downtime 04-14-2005 05:01 PM

"I agree, you definately could lose some of that weight."

tree 04-14-2005 05:01 PM

hey baby, can I buy you a fish sammich?

works every time :thumbsup

pxxx 04-14-2005 05:03 PM

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?"

:)

JSA Matt 04-14-2005 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetcuties
some just give off the presence like they don't wanna be bothered... bump

hint hint...

Cains 04-14-2005 05:05 PM

"so, what's your snatch like?"

shermo 04-14-2005 05:07 PM

You're working on the wrong muscles, baby.. Why don't you come over here so that I can target the right muscles for you?

pxxx 04-14-2005 05:07 PM

"I'm like Mcdonalds, because i love to see you smile."

wallst 04-14-2005 05:10 PM

point to your stomach and tell them that you got breakfast cooked for them in the morning,,,

Kevsh 04-14-2005 05:16 PM

If you see she uses a machine each time she comes in, stand around it before it she comes over next time and look like your confused (better if it's equipment that isn't totally obvious!). Then when she asks if she can "get a few reps in", say "sure", laugh and say "I'm embarassed to admit, but I don't know how to use this!"

You'll win big points for humility: The opposite of a lot of guys at the gym who act and talk like they know everything.

robfantasy 04-14-2005 05:18 PM

gym is the worst place to mack girls.. good looking girls are going there to stay in shape not to look for romance.

they are coming alone because they want to actually work out.

best advice is to try to find them outside of the gym and say.... hey dont u work out at (gym name)... i thought ive seen u there. and if they are interested go from there. if not, no harm done and u can keep showing ur face and wont have to switch gyms

ArkansasDave 04-14-2005 05:18 PM

jump on the tread-mill and let me chase you...

pxxx 04-14-2005 05:19 PM

Most girls at the gym are usually involved in a relationship or married.

robfantasy 04-14-2005 05:20 PM

best advice... dont talk to anyone at the gym... put on headphones, avoid eye contact and conversation with everyone.....work out hard with no distractions get fit and look good and u will have no problems getting unlimited pussy outside of the gym.. TRUST ME

Spunky 04-14-2005 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pxxx
Most girls at the gym are usually involved in a relationship or married.

Or intrested in muscle heads who look like Arnold

digi 04-14-2005 05:26 PM

gym is probably the worst place to hit on girls

CJTraffic 04-14-2005 05:37 PM

Bad place to try and get laid. But, being genuine is always the best approach. A simply, "Hi, my name is." almost always works better than, "Hey baby, I bet the tag in your shirt says "Made in Heaven", 'cause you're an angel" or some ignorant blather like that.

Probably the best rule to remember with women anywhere (especially the gym). If she's interested, she'll let you know. Women NEVER look at you and smile for nothing. For that matter, nothing a woman does is happenstance. They plan how to bend over, when and where to do it. We're the jack-asses who fuck it up half the time because we don't respond right to their much more refined advances.

Juicy D. Links 04-14-2005 05:38 PM

whip your cock out

triumph 04-14-2005 05:39 PM

can I tickle your fancy?

Phoenix 04-14-2005 05:42 PM

i dont try to pick up at the gym.

try just being friendly..if they dig you they will respond better then a cheesy pick up line


dont ruin the water at your gym..it should be your sanctuary

chaze 04-14-2005 05:56 PM

This thread is seriously funny, but I do think meating a hottie at the gym is a great place if done right. Agreed though I don't want to be labeled there since I see the same people all the time.

Maybe I should be in shape before I start macking. hmmm

sniperwolf 04-14-2005 05:58 PM

why not pick her up at the parking lot... care for some Gatorade?

wargames 04-14-2005 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili
Can you please scratch my nuts for me, I'm in the middle of this set and can't stop.


Very nice. :1orglaugh

chaze 04-14-2005 06:01 PM

I should also say what happened last night to make me even think about this.

First I'm riding the bike watching the Dallas game and this hottie behind gets of he runner thingy and uses the machine 5 feet in front of me. She's all slow and flexing your ass right in front of my face. I'm thinking o.k. it's just timing right.

So she's done and goes back with her freinds behine me.

I get off the bike and turn around on my way ti get water and there ll starring and laughing.

They where either seeing how I would resond for fun or wanted a little cdog lovin.

i think they wanted some lovin.

So I'm thinking now what, if I walk over and talk I'm a dirt bag if I don't then I'm a sucka.

So here I am at GFY, I know someone has hooked up a hottie from the gym sometime. I did like 6 years ago but we allready knew eachother from school.

chaze 04-16-2005 01:57 AM

O.k. anyone else have one?

WiredGuy 04-16-2005 02:04 AM

Make eye contact, if she smiles then go up and introduce yourself. If she doesn't, walk on.
WG

robfantasy 04-16-2005 02:08 AM

dood, trust me.. DONT DO IT, u will thank me later.. get in shape and pick up girls other places.. JUST NOT THE GYM

beemk 04-16-2005 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CJTraffic
Bad place to try and get laid. But, being genuine is always the best approach.

i agree 100%. pickup lines are lame at the gym or anywhere else for that matter. the gym isnt a good place to pick up girls though. i go there to work out, i get annoyed when people try talking to me when i'm working out.

beemk 04-16-2005 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
Maybe I should be in shape before I start macking.

being in shape doesnt matter, any guys can pick girls up, you need confidence not being in shape. with an attitude like that you will never pick girls up at the gym.

robfantasy 04-16-2005 02:14 AM

ya its all about confidence... but when u are in great shape, look good and have your own business making lots of money.... u have all the confidence in the world

KRL 04-16-2005 02:15 AM

http://www.seductionscience.com/

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:1orglaugh

hydro 04-16-2005 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Downtime
"I agree, you definately could lose some of that weight."

Best one :thumbsup some other good ones would be "yea you probably should work out your stomach area some more"

"uh are you done yet? I really don't think this machine is going to help you much"

"could you please wipe your sweat next time your done with a machine? I got a terrible rash because of you"

"oh, thats an interesting way to use the machine. Ive never seen anyone use it backwards"

"you might want to shave your pits before you lift wieghts next time, everybody is staring at them"

"You might want to get some new workout clothes, the ones you have on now have a big hole in the back"


you gotta say all of them with a smile so they know your joking around with them though. Just say it, smile, then walk off. 1/2 of them will say something to you later on about it but not in a bitchy way or anything.

kmanrox 04-16-2005 02:43 AM

save yourself the humiliation and just go bang a whore after the gym... or in lieu of..

venus 04-16-2005 03:24 AM

Do you think maybe they really dont want to be bothered .. the headphones and attitude could be a major hint.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetcuties
Some are wearing headphones and some just give off the presence like they don't wanna be bothered


SteveLightspeed 04-16-2005 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
Make eye contact, if she smiles then go up and introduce yourself. If she doesn't, walk on.
WG

Just remember there is a very fine line between "casual eye contact" and "the piercing stare of a homicidal maniac".

Steve Lightspeed

Vitasoy 04-16-2005 03:36 AM

Just introduce yourself. Pickup lines are cheesy


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