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http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=447948


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A Mammoth and now this???

Why can't I live longer, WHY??? :waaaaahh

I want a pet Dino :)

dude, they cloned it long time ago ... let me find the pic.... hes being held somewhere in the states

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alright everyone, we have to go to war... someone copied this thread

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=447948


.... everyone get out the guns

I wonder how long it would take for the dinosaurs to kill us all? :Oh crap

I am trying to start a debate here to get everyone talking so we can win!!! :1orglaugh

Some shits going extinct here in a minute....! :ak47:

oh you know.. At LEEAASTT like 3 months...

plus i have really good nun chuck skills, so i by myself... could prolly fight off half of them

our weapons are far too advanced to be taken out by a set of claws and teeth :)

baloneyyy

:1orglaugh WaaaAAAAghhhh!!! :1orglaugh

I believe a little longer than that, I will come to your house for protection!!! :helpme

Cool maybe Bush will clone up a few thousand T-Rexes and then THEY can go to iraq...

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thats not true, what would you do if you got attacked with this

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...lordgaywad.jpg

70 million year old, damn

suure... you're just looking for a reason to come to my house.... wanna know why?


let me tell you why baby..





















because you wan't to play ping pong
http://lodging4vacations.com/sunrive...pong-table.jpg

I have no idea what that is :1orglaugh

dude thats nothing... larry king live is like .... 4 times that...

exactly.... for all you know it could destroy the universe in 3 seconds

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dinosaural warfare, I would pay to watch that

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pay?

dude... i would make myself a saddle and ride one of the t-rex's

but i would steer him to quebec...

hahaha uh oh

*ducks*

Go BUSH!!!!!!!! :1orglaugh

Nice pic :1orglaugh

Trex - 1 point
other stupid thing - 0 points

True but he's got 3 horns = + .5 points for showmanship! :thumbsup

true but if you look under the trex's tail... you can see that bit of white area... thats his penis... and thats a blooper.... so .. blooper = controversy = more ticket sales = happy promoters..

so trex = paris hilton = money = sex scandal

And we have a winner folks ding ding ding ding :thumbsup

Ping Pong and ding dongs I am on my way......................... :1orglaugh

i have your bird hostage....

bring 3 cans of coke, 1 can of pepsi, 3 used cellphones with their antenas removed, a box of tissue, some ky jelly, a picture of martha stewart and a case of beer... but not just normal beer.... i want all the bottles to be emptied out.. and i want you to put 1 hotdog in each bottle.... and leave that under the garbage can in central park.. you have 3 hours

if you contact the authorities... the bird get it.

And that would look something like this:
http://ova.comp.cz/sci-fi/nonfiction/dino2.jpg
http://ova.comp.cz/sci-fi/nonfiction/dino1.jpg

i'm the one on top

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