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Loryn 03-22-2005 03:54 PM

A cockatiel flew up and landed on my screen door, need advice!!!
 
Okay this is getting a little strange!!! :Graucho

Last week a cockatiel flew up and landed on my screen porch, so I put a box over him as he was hanging on the screen so he wouldn't fly away and I could find out where he belonged!!!

http://www.loryntaylor.com/images/found.jpg

Well after knocking on doors and putting a flyer out no one has claimed him. So I borrowed a big rabbit cage from a friend and bought some bird things and put together a little cage for him.

http://www.loryntaylor.com/images/cage.JPG

Here are a few more pics of the little guy:

http://www.loryntaylor.com/images/bird.jpg

http://www.loryntaylor.com/images/bird1.jpg

http://www.loryntaylor.com/images/brid2.jpg

Loryn 03-22-2005 03:54 PM

My kitties are really enjoying him too!!! :1orglaugh

http://www.loryntaylor.com/images/catcage.jpg

http://www.loryntaylor.com/images/catcage1.jpg

This is his favorite treat to eat and the only thing he ate for the first 4 days after he found me!!!

http://www.loryntaylor.com/images/catcage2.jpg

Now he is starting to eat the bird food I got him, and I have given him about 5 baths with this 8 in One Bath stuff because he was pretty rough looking and the skin under his eye was cut. That stuff has healed him up in one week. It helps with skin irritations. He is almost a new bird. Every time I bath him I will turn on the blow dryer and he climbs from where ever he is in the cage to the blow dryer and hangs on the cage with his wings up and hooks his bill on the cage and falls asleep it's so cute!!!

BUT HE IS DRIVING ME CRAZY WITH HIS SCREAMS!!! :mad: I love animals and I will do anything for them but this little fucker is on my last nerve. He does all these cute little songs and dances that just crack me up, but if he hears a siren or a car alarm he starts screaming. Sometimes for no reason he will just start screaming so I did some research and read that I should not react because that is attention and will keep him doing it, so I just cover his cage with a light sheet and wait for a minute or two after he stops screaming and then uncover him. I have been doing this for a week and it doesn't seem to be working. Will this ever stop??? He isn't figured trained so if I finger train him will that help end the screams??? I am willing to try anything. I tell him all the time I soooooo see why someone let his little ass go!!! haha But I would never do that!!!

Please help!!! I am going crazy!!! :Hollering

After Shock Media 03-22-2005 03:56 PM

The cats know what to do, trust their instinct.

ElvisManson 03-22-2005 03:57 PM

let your cats train it to stop screaming?

;)

ytcracker 03-22-2005 03:57 PM

im pretty sure they stop

my grandfather bred birds for a real long time i think it does depend on their age and conditioning though

Chio The Pirate 03-22-2005 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
BUT HE IS DRIVING ME CRAZY WITH HIS SCREAMS!!! I love animals and I will do anything for them but this little fucker is on my last nerve.


YARGH! I don't know much about any birds, even parrots (go figure) but this quote literally knocked me off my chair. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Good luck with the little guy, he's cute.

After Shock Media 03-22-2005 03:59 PM

Fine, if you do not wanna kitty train it. Just get your hands on alot of pot seads.

Gabriel 03-22-2005 04:00 PM

HAHA I read cocktail.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-22-2005 04:01 PM

Shoot it.

pornguy 03-22-2005 04:01 PM

Nice looking bird. I have an african grey myself, and the best advice I can give is this.

Garlic and butter. Make a paste, and stuff the bird. cook about 20 min in the oven on 325.

Manowar 03-22-2005 04:01 PM

keep him in a pokeball
http://www.pokemonparadise.com/onlin...s/pokeball.gif

Kimmykim 03-22-2005 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabriel
HAHA I read cocktail.

Hell I thought she said a cock flew up on her screen, I thought she was watching porn again.

Babaganoosh 03-22-2005 04:04 PM

That little guy picked the right house, huh? :thumbsup

Loryn 03-22-2005 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
Nice looking bird. I have an african grey myself, and the best advice I can give is this.

:1orglaugh

Garlic and butter. Make a paste, and stuff the bird. cook about 20 min in the oven on 325.

I LOVE African Grey's. I have always wanted one, but after this little guy I don't know if I could do it. So I am glad he found me. I would have just sat and cried every time he screamed if I spent thousands on him!!! :Oh crap

Missy 03-22-2005 04:05 PM

That reminded me of a joke I read a while ago:

A man received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude.

The man tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird, and the bird got worse. He shook the bird and the bird got madder and ruder. Finally, in a moment of desperation, he put the parrot in the freezer.

For a few moments he heard the bird squawking and kicking and screaming, and then, suddenly, there was quiet.

The man was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto the man's extended arm and said: "I'm sorry that I might have offended you with my language and actions and ask for your forgiveness. I will endeavour to correct my behaviour."

The man was astounded at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what had changed him ..........when the parrot continued: "May I ask what the chicken did?"

MattO 03-22-2005 04:06 PM

http://www.incredicash.com/pics/bird.jpg

Loryn 03-22-2005 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh
That little guy picked the right house, huh? :thumbsup


Yes he did!!! Remember the Bearded Dragon that crawled into my front yard??? I swear there is a sign outside saying *If your a homeless animal go to this chicks house!!!*

BTW The Bearded Dragon named Ivan, is in a loving home with Missy!!! I baby sit him all the time!!! :thumbsup

After Shock Media 03-22-2005 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Yes he did!!! Remember the Bearded Dragon that crawled into my front yard??? I swear there is a sign outside saying *If your a homeless animal go to this chicks house!!!*

BTW The Bearded Dragon named Ivan, is in a loving home with Missy!!! I baby sit him all the time!!! :thumbsup

I think there is a pet store that tells people to drop their unwanted animals and the Loryn reffuge. All on the down low of course.

Loryn 03-22-2005 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimmykim
Hell I thought she said a cock flew up on her screen, I thought she was watching porn again.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I hope I know what to do if that happens!!! :winkwink:

AaronM 03-22-2005 04:09 PM

This is why God invented blenders.

Shoehorn! 03-22-2005 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabriel
HAHA I read cocktail.

HAHA same here. :1orglaugh

ztik 03-22-2005 04:11 PM

We've had 3 cockatiels. Do you let him fly around the house? Sometimes that will shut them up

Manowar 03-22-2005 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Missy
That reminded me of a joke I read a while ago:

A man received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude.

The man tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird, and the bird got worse. He shook the bird and the bird got madder and ruder. Finally, in a moment of desperation, he put the parrot in the freezer.

For a few moments he heard the bird squawking and kicking and screaming, and then, suddenly, there was quiet.

The man was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto the man's extended arm and said: "I'm sorry that I might have offended you with my language and actions and ask for your forgiveness. I will endeavour to correct my behaviour."

The man was astounded at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what had changed him ..........when the parrot continued: "May I ask what the chicken did?"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

WiredGuy 03-22-2005 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabriel
HAHA I read cocktail.

haha, i read that too. I was gonna say let me take care of it :)
WG

Babaganoosh 03-22-2005 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Yes he did!!! Remember the Bearded Dragon that crawled into my front yard??? I swear there is a sign outside saying *If your a homeless animal go to this chicks house!!!*

BTW The Bearded Dragon named Ivan, is in a loving home with Missy!!! I baby sit him all the time!!! :thumbsup

Yeah, I remember him well. I think the word is out about you in the homeless animal community. I'm a sucker too. I have a soft spot for injured animals. I always stop and pick them up and then end up paying a nice fat vet bill. :(

I wish I had a bigger place and more money so I could have more animals...not that my cat would approve of that.

http://www.armedandhammered.com/spri...1081052001.jpg

WiredGuy 03-22-2005 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com


I don't know about you, but those two kitties look more like they're holding their boundries until you leave the room. Leave the kitties alone with that bird and no cage and he'll be their lunch :)

WG

Babagirls 03-22-2005 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ztik
We've had 3 cockatiels. Do you let him fly around the house? Sometimes that will shut them up

those fuckers are hard as hell to catch once they're out of their cages though (trust me, i know from experince) :Oh crap

Loryn 03-22-2005 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ztik
We've had 3 cockatiels. Do you let him fly around the house? Sometimes that will shut them up

He doesn't want anything to do with the outside of the cage. I even leave the door to the cage open for him. I am trying to finger train him now. Every morning and in the evening I sit with my hand in the cage and don't move it for 15 minutes and talk to him. They say that is the best way to get him use to your hand and then you can slowly start to pick him up. I have tried everything, talking to him, paying a lot of attention to him, because they said he could be bored, but nothing helps!!!

One day he was so good and didn't scream at all, just made his cute little chirps and noises with his little dances, and I thought wow my training is working!!! Then right when it started raining, and it has been raining none stop, he started screaming again even worse than before. Does the weather effect them like it will my kitties sometimes???

I really want to make him a good bird and get him finger trained so it is easier to find him a good home!!!

Loryn 03-22-2005 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh
Yeah, I remember him well. I think the word is out about you in the homeless animal community. I'm a sucker too. I have a soft spot for injured animals. I always stop and pick them up and then end up paying a nice fat vet bill. :(

I wish I had a bigger place and more money so I could have more animals...not that my cat would approve of that.

http://www.armedandhammered.com/spri...1081052001.jpg

I understand that, I just got donations from some wonderful people from this board, for a kitty found on the side of the road!!!

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=445727

Oh and I would kiss that little kitty all over he is so cute!!!

Loryn 03-22-2005 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
I don't know about you, but those two kitties look more like they're holding their boundries until you leave the room. Leave the kitties alone with that bird and no cage and he'll be their lunch :)

WG

Yeah I don't think it would be a good idea to let the birdie fly around!!! But it would solve the whole screaming thing that is for sure!!! :1orglaugh

baddog 03-22-2005 04:35 PM

I owned one for quite a while . . . no, he isn't going to stop screaming any more than you are going to stop doing whatever it is you naturally do.

He is imitating the siren.

Cover his cage at night when you want him to shut up and sleep

baddog 03-22-2005 04:37 PM

You are the GFY version of St Francis of Assisi with all the animals that end up on your doorstep

uno 03-22-2005 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Yes he did!!! Remember the Bearded Dragon that crawled into my front yard??? I swear there is a sign outside saying *If your a homeless animal go to this chicks house!!!*

BTW The Bearded Dragon named Ivan, is in a loving home with Missy!!! I baby sit him all the time!!! :thumbsup

That and the cat the other week too. You are turning into Dr Doolittle. Any news on that poor cat?

Steve 03-22-2005 04:52 PM

Shake N Bake?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 03-22-2005 04:52 PM

You wouldn't have the screeching problem with a Norwegian Blue - good birds they are, although somewhat melancholic as they are always pining for the fjords.

May as well make some coin off the wailing fowl...ever consider a site like SaveToby?

ADG Webmaster

uno 03-22-2005 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno
That and the cat the other week too. You are turning into Dr Doolittle. Any news on that poor cat?

I posted too soon.

I love the cats. One white, one black... What are their names?

Loryn 03-22-2005 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
I owned one for quite a while . . . no, he isn't going to stop screaming any more than you are going to stop doing whatever it is you naturally do.

He is imitating the siren.

Cover his cage at night when you want him to shut up and sleep

Well the good thing is that he doesn't scream through the night at all. It's just during the day!

Oh well I guess I will just have to finger train him and find him a a good home to someone who understnads the screaming.

Loryn 03-22-2005 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno
I posted too soon.

I love the cats. One white, one black... What are their names?

The white kitty is Ralph (7 yrs old) and the black kitty is Calvin (10 months old) I love them so much!!!

Loryn 03-22-2005 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
You wouldn't have the screeching problem with a Norwegian Blue - good birds they are, although somewhat melancholic as they are always pining for the fjords.

May as well make some coin off the wailing fowl...ever consider a site like SaveToby?

ADG Webmaster

Oh that cute little bunny!!! :1orglaugh

Spunky 03-22-2005 06:24 PM

I had them growing up as well..One would schrill until I opened his cage and he would fly over to the table and start eating my mashed potatoes..Thing drove us nuts..we finally gave it away


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