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Can you make me laugh? CONTEST
ok, I am looking for a good laugh.
Post a short joke or a funny picture or something that will make me LMAO I will be happy to offer the best post a certificate to Amazon.com compliments of The Adult Broker. I get to laugh, u get to shop :winkwink: Hope to laugh by tomorrow morning at 9am Ok, I'm ready to :1orglaugh |
Um... I can make you laugh but it will cost you an Amazon.com certificate.
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I want to make love to Chio.
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Four nuns are waiting to get to heaven. The first nun approaches the gate and God asks her if she has anything to declare, she says "Yes, I once saw a mans penis." God says "Go wash your eyes in the Holy Fountain and enter the gates of Heaven. The second nun approaches, and God asks if she has anything to declare, and the nun says "Yes I once touched a mans penis." God says "Go wash your hands in the Holy Fountain and enter the gates the heaven." The third and fourth nun start arguing, and when God asks what's wrong, the third nun says, "I want to gargle in the Holy Fountain first before she sticks her ass in it."
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Peanuts......Popcorn......Hot Roasted Cho Cho Lips
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more pics, they're fun. the nun joke was pretty good too :) |
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Heres a sexy chick
http://www2.gigacash.com/temp/chris/sexychick.jpg |
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Meta, Those pics aren't making me laugh, they give me the willy's. :(
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okay 1 more
http://www2.gigacash.com/temp/chris/funny23.jpg |
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nothing funny to say today, keep your post cominng need some chearing up
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some of those pics were fucking funny!! I even laughed OUT LOUD .. wooooooo
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here's something funny.
I am kewl GET IT? |
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not sure if you remember abyss_vee from white lotus a few months ago....
http://www.abyssent.com/abyss_al/veegay.jpg :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh |
Q: What do a hurricane, a tornado and a redneck divorce all have in common?
A: Someones about to lose a trailer house Q: How do you pick up a chick in Arkansas? A: Yell, "Hey Baby Nice Tooth!" Q: Whats the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? A: Hey Ya'll..... Watch this! |
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Here are some random Family Guy quotes...their humor may be partially lost in print, and if you're not a fan of the show :winkwink:
Peter: NOOOO! Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids. Damn Longears, trying to take Easter away from Jesus. Anyway, what was that you were saying? Peter: Listen Lois, I know you're a feminist and I think that's adorable, but this is grown-up time and I'm the man. [Brian has just peed on a Supermarket floor.] Peter: Jeez Brian, where do you think you are, Payless? Peter: Wow, is that really the blood of Christ? Preacher: Yes, it is. Peter: Holy crap, that guy must've been wasted 24 hours a day. Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you, very homosexually. Brothers and sisters fighting is as natural as a white mans dialogue in a Spike Lee movie. Peter: We love the Bible in this house. Francis Griffin: Really. What's your favorite book of the Bible? Peter: Uhhhhh... the book where Jesus swallows the puzzle piece and the man in the yellow hat has to take him to the hospital. Peter: Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill? Brian: That's... that's not a riddle. That's ... that's just terrible. Peter: Wrong, the ugly one! Peter: Have they ever shown him doing somebody in and then feeding on him? Brian: You're asking if they've ever done a Sesame Street in which the Count kills somebody and then sucks their blood for sustenance. Peter: Yeah. Brian: No, they've never done that. Dennis Miller: I don't wanna go on a RANT here but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowolf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first Battle of Antetum. I mean when a neo-conservative defenstrates it's like Raskalnakov filibuster dioxymonohydrostinate. Peter: What the hell does RANT mean? Peter: Make like Siamese twins and split ... and then one of you die. Lois: A flight attendant? Wow, that does sound exciting. What made you change your mind? Peter: Just my desire to see you happy. Lois: Aww .... (hugs peter) Peter: And to exploit your hard labour for free travel and fun. Lois: What? Peter: Shhh ... I didn't say anything. Go to sleep crazy lady. Cop Radio: We have a gang shooting on 3rd and Main. Three wounded, one dead. Brian: Is it just me or is rap getting lazier? Meg: Dad, if I don't get my driver's license, I'll never have any boyfriends, I'll never get married and I'll have to adopt a kid like Rosie O'Donnell. Peter: Meg ... are you implying that Rosie O'Donnell cant drive? |
Baba I like those pics a lot ... the nun and the nigga please both got me going :)
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Looks Like Lensman has been pumping more than just iron. :winkwink:
http://www.texasdreams.com/pumpedlens.jpg |
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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh considering I just made cookies last night, and it wasn't near as funny as this pic. heh! loved the lensman and abyss ones too. fun fun |
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