my girlfriend fucked her married boss..my revenge
 

My girlfriend has been going on and on for months about how super impressed she is with her super smart, handsome, rich, ivy league educated married boss. Whatever. It did not matter until she told me they fucked in Las Vegas last month during a business trip. Her digital camera also had 30 or so shots of them naked in the hotel room in various sex acts appearing very drunk and happy. I found the disc last week and she admitted what happened. I told her the relationship is over and kicked her ass out. I own the house which we have lived in for a bit over a year. I told her to pick up her shit today. Over the weekend I fowarded the pics to her boss, his wife(after I told her what happened over the phone), and her boss's boss. Well...Everyone who got the pics ain't too happy. My now ex girlfriend's boss called me on Sunday and told me I ruined his marriage, job, and life and he said he was going to sue me after he beat the shit out of me and gouged out my eyes. Then he started to cry over the phone. I laughed and told him he can come over my house any time he likes. I had a cop friend of mine call him back and scare the shit out of him regarding the threating phone calls. He left 3 threatening messages on my machine before I picked up. My ex took the day off from work today to pick up her shit. Well...she loves clothes and shoes. Lots of good names too like Chanel, Guccci, Versace, etc.. All her good stuff I took to an uppper class consignment store so I can make a little cash and every other piece of her clothing from underwear to gym clothes were burned in a beautiful bonfire fueled with gasoline last night. I gave her back all her other stuff but not ONE stich of clothing. For numbers....60 or so pairs of shoes and the designer duds....40 or so dresses/suits. When she asked for her clothes this morning I pointed to the remains of my bonfire. I thought she had a heart attack. I told her. To get the fuck off my property and never speak to me again. I also told her if she or her boss decide to seek revenge on me her digital pics from Vegas as well as the 10 or so homemade porn films we personally made together could accidentally end up at her parents house or get splahed all over the internet. She left numb. I feel much better now than I did last Friday. My friends by the way always told me they thought she was a condesending bitch. They were right. I guess I just was use to the great sex. Now time to move on. I already have a date for Fri. with a hottie from my gym. She looks like Daisy Fuentes but with bigger tits. I will still watch my back for a while but if they try anything. I will be ready. Thanks for letting me rant. It has been a shitty 5 days.


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http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/a.../55265713.html

Too much to read. Got any pics? :D

This needs pics for sure.

wow man good for you... fuck those bitches... you give them everything they want and they still have the nerve to cheat. FUCK EM. go get em tiger!

sorry to hear that man...but it seems youre over it which is good :)

lol, yea. Sounds like some total ownage there.

Well...If all of what you said is true then I'm sorry that happened to you...BUT...The above statement is a fucked up thing to do.

My ex-Girlfriend cheated on me too. Being that I have a few cameras around...One could imagine that I have quite the private collection involving her.

She would have to do something seriously harmful to me before I would even consider such a thing. :2 cents:

note to self, never, ever allow pics to be taken lol. if you even think for one moment a pic has been taken, stop and handle it.

lol great story

hah good.. you just regulated on her and her boss :)

OWNED

You really nailed her good. She might beable to get ya on burning the clothes. Then again, it might just be worth the hassle.

I know the whole thing had to hurt. Hope your date goes well. I'd call it a wrap now. Don't hurt the parents. The guy needed the hit at work and his wife needed to know what she was into too. The parents really didn't do anything. Except, maybe they really didn't teach her right from wrong??

Best to ya.

... living together for a year? I hope she knows her rights and will get an attorney, you are fucked.

... besides, good story, what source ??

I think you handled it well... I agree, pics are in order to save anyone else who might come accross the bitch

Wow, sorry to hear that :( I hope you find the right girl who appreciates what she has. Good Luck & Best Wishes to you!

Yeah, she could get an attorney and prolly has some rights. Doubt that she will though. She'd look the bitch in court. Make for a good jury trial. Also make for a good anchor story for Boston Illegal on ABC.

Trial would mean the world would know.... The pics would be evidence available to the public maybe. Prolly pick up some media attention too, then Fake Nick would make a killing publishing pics and the story.

That is some shit. I would of take care of her boss little by little.

Do you people know how to read? He took this from Craig's list!

can someone say what he is saying and record in into a .wav file? i can't read

LOL No shit! Funny! People! Read!


Good story though!

agreed. this thread needs some pics to go along with this story.

that's a pretty sweet mode of revenge.

Hey dude...

Why were you not enought for her?

What is her side of the story?

Good Job

Her only mistake was taking the pics..revenge is sweet though

best way for revenge is posting naked pics of her in this thread

fa sho... :thumbsup

damn that is some insane revenge, good job man!

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I know huh Sly :)

Are we the only ones that read that and then clicked the link at the bottom? LOL :1orglaugh

good for this guy. you reep what you sow.
sweet revenge.

Nice revenge dude!!!Good Luck!

LOL,

This is a pretty funny thread . :winkwink:

look, this thread is too much work, reading/clicking links, enough already, keep things simple.

Great read. I'm sure every word of it is pure made up bullshit, but still fun to read.

wow it actually looks like the text moves while reading it.. i must be tired.

Great read.. but do I need to understand it's not your story ?

par·a·graph Listen: [ pr-grf ]
n.


1. A distinct division of written or printed matter that begins on a new, usually indented line, consists of one or more sentences, and typically deals with a single thought or topic or quotes one speaker's continuous words.

2. A mark ( ¶ ) used to indicate where a new paragraph should begin or to serve as a reference mark.

3. A brief article, notice, or announcement, as in a newspaper.

tr.v. par·a·graphed, par·a·graph·ing, par·a·graphs

To divide or arrange into paragraphs.

AaronM actually got laid? Is that like physically possible?

Did he study from fat bastard?

Sorry to hear, but that's hard to read. But nice comeback lol.

This is just hilarious. I won't even say anything.


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show some pix :)