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Xenophage 02-28-2005 12:49 PM

Legendary Lars Blown Porsche engine !
 
So I was driving to Meet the AFF crew last week and my Porsche puked in the middle of the road. 2 hours waiting for the tow truck and an hour dealing with paper and renta car.. Thye called me today and said your engine is seized up the best bet is to replace it ! 10K to replace the engine.. it only has 35,000 miles on it. Anyway i think its time to buy a new car. I am sorry Joel from Gamma..... I am leaning to the SLK55 AMG mercedes.

Xenophage 02-28-2005 12:50 PM

http://www.mbusa.com/brand/models/SLK55.jsp

this si the car i am thinking of getting to replace the boxter

Manowar 02-28-2005 12:51 PM

an everday problem for people across the nation, their porsche engine blowing up.

:winkwink:

jacksparrow 02-28-2005 12:52 PM

Hey dude,

I am an avid car fan especially when it comes to the german line of cars. If I were you I would stay away from the slk55 until next years production model for two reasons. First there is a lot of compliants about the number of problems the slk55 is having and second mercedes is changing all there engines in the next years line up, hence the slk will become the slk63. For more information on this, check out germancarfans.com or mbworld.org, great places to get facts from owners.

DutchTeenCash 02-28-2005 12:53 PM

holy crap what did you do ? blew the main gasket ?

MaDalton 02-28-2005 12:53 PM

what did you do to the engine - they don't blow so early normally.

DutchTeenCash 02-28-2005 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton
what did you do to the engine - they don't blow so early normally.

yeah same thought here, prolly cold engine and up to 3-4k rpm rightaway, thatll blow them

Babagirls 02-28-2005 12:53 PM

ya, i feel sympothy for ya! lmao

Furious_Male 02-28-2005 12:54 PM

I hate when that happens. Good luck on the quest for the SLK55

sickkittens 02-28-2005 12:54 PM

No warranty on the car?

gangbangjoe 02-28-2005 12:56 PM

how can you blow a porsche motor ?


first geer full speed ?

Vitasoy 02-28-2005 12:57 PM

Did you miss shift or something?

Dennis69 02-28-2005 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
how can you blow a porsche motor ?


first geer full speed ?

Or no oil?

xlogger 02-28-2005 12:58 PM

just buy this too :thumbsup
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...6/3a8053a4.jpg

Rui 02-28-2005 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendaryLars
http://www.mbusa.com/brand/models/SLK55.jsp

this si the car i am thinking of getting to replace the boxter

You dear Sir treat yourself very very well :thumbsup

MaDalton 02-28-2005 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thinkx
yeah same thought here, prolly cold engine and up to 3-4k rpm rightaway, thatll blow them

exactly my thoughts. always wait for the right oil temperature. mine has 100.000 mls (160.000 km) now and runs as smooth as on the first day.

Xenophage 02-28-2005 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vitasoy
Did you miss shift or something?

Nope I was at a stop in an intersection an it just froze !

I dont even drive it that hard. It is out of warranty since it is a 1999.


Luxury problems I know !

hmm thanks for the tip on the slk55

gangbangjoe 02-28-2005 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dennis69
Or no oil?



no oil ?

do you mean it leaked oh he just forgot to refill it ?

ModelPerfect 02-28-2005 01:01 PM

What kind of warranty does Porsche give? 35,000 miles you blow your engine and they expect you to pay for it?

Xenophage 02-28-2005 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dennis69
Or no oil?

Car has been serviced every 2500 miles since I bought it !

Twe Russ 02-28-2005 01:01 PM

SL not SLK bro..

Xenophage 02-28-2005 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ModelPerfect
What kind of warranty does Porsche give? 35,000 miles you blow your engine and they expect you to pay for it?

I think it was 5 year 50,000 miles..

the years are up the miles are not...

I got Larsed

rollinOn20s 02-28-2005 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar
an everday problem for people across the nation, their porsche engine blowing up.

:winkwink:

No shit eh. I bet a lot of peeps on here cruise rides like that!

ModelPerfect 02-28-2005 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ModelPerfect
What kind of warranty does Porsche give? 35,000 miles you blow your engine and they expect you to pay for it?

Did see you already answered while I was writing... Sucks, bro. But have fun with your new car! :)

ArkansasDave 02-28-2005 01:04 PM

Thats too bad, Porches are great cars!

Xenophage 02-28-2005 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twe Russ
SL not SLK bro..


the slk55 is half the price of the sl500 has more horses and weighs less.. plus I think it looks better.

tell me why i should bother with the extra 60K for less power and more weight.

Plus Honestly no matter how much money i have in the bank I would have a hard time puttin 100 or more on a car. I would rather put that $$ into a house and buy a less car. And if I lived in LA it might work, but here in Santa Cruz I would look like such an asshole in a 100K car.

sickkittens 02-28-2005 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger

:anon :throwup

MediumPimpin 02-28-2005 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendaryLars
I think it was 5 year 50,000 miles..

the years are up the miles are not...

I got Larsed

Ouch man, another reason why I lease, beat the crap out of them then limp it back to the lot for a new one :)

MaDalton 02-28-2005 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens
:anon :throwup

yeah, exactly.

Xenophage 02-28-2005 01:08 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Manowar
an everday problem for people across the nation, their porsche engine blowing up.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rollinOn20s
No shit eh. I bet a lot of peeps on here cruise rides like that!


Hhahaaha I know Luxury problems.

I am some day gonna write a book

karosean lamps and outhouses to porsches and lattes, and back again.
Its all pretty funny for a guy who grew up in a VW bus on a pot farm with no electricity hahahahhahha

ever had warm goats milk in you cheerios with hair and all cuzz you were too poor to buy real milk ? I HAVE !

Xenophage 02-28-2005 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediumPimpin
Ouch man, another reason why I lease, beat the crap out of them then limp it back to the lot for a new one :)

Yes I am leaning in that direction as well, and this just convinced me it might be the right way to go !

Manowar 02-28-2005 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendaryLars
http://www.mbusa.com/brand/models/SLK55.jsp

this si the car i am thinking of getting to replace the boxter

Nice, saw one of those today, sweet rides

ModelPerfect 02-28-2005 01:09 PM

http://www.supercars.net/cars/2005@$Saleen@$S7%20Twin%20Turbox.html
ooooooooh forget ther Mercedes...you want this one...0-60 in 2.8 seconds.

MediumPimpin 02-28-2005 01:12 PM

I just leased a Porsche C4s, I think you are more then busy enough to deal with crap like that, leasing is the way to go :)

IceMaster 02-28-2005 01:15 PM

Maybe you broke one of the valves due a bad distribution in the motor.

JFK 02-28-2005 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendaryLars
the slk55 is half the price of the sl500 has more horses and weighs less.. plus I think it looks better.

tell me why i should bother with the extra 60K for less power and more weight.

Plus Honestly no matter how much money i have in the bank I would have a hard time puttin 100 or more on a car. I would rather put that $$ into a house and buy a less car. And if I lived in LA it might work, but here in Santa Cruz I would look like such an asshole in a 100K car.

Good thinking Lars !!
I like the model youre thinkingof saw it at the aouto show last week
http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/current/cs05/z0407.jpg
http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/current/cs05/z0408.jpg
http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/current/cs05/z0409.jpg

emthree 02-28-2005 01:15 PM

Damn that sucks. :(
What do you plan on doing with the car as-is?

fl_prn_str 02-28-2005 01:17 PM

that sucks dude.... :(

Xenophage 02-28-2005 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emthree
Damn that sucks. :(
What do you plan on doing with the car as-is?

Prolly will donate it to charity

BigWebRev 02-28-2005 01:18 PM

Boxter is not a Porsche :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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