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12clicks 12-05-2001 08:32 AM

this is too funny to keep to myself.
 
http://www.tgpowners.com/members/ubb...ML/000585.html

Tam 12-05-2001 08:34 AM

rotfl

Yeah right........... let me gather all my tgp friends, I bet they jump all over this one, they love giving away all their traffic.


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bandwitch bandit 12-05-2001 08:38 AM

LOL what a cockSucker

"If you even consider talking to me about a trade without sending me traffic first I will blacklist you everywhere possible."

i for One am shitting myself
think I'll email Him Now and I urge everyone too do the Same

funniest thing If someone like AL4a banned him then He'd be Sucking their Cocks to get Listed Again !!

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12clicks 12-05-2001 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bandwitch bandit:
then He'd be Sucking their Cocks to get Listed Again !!


he's already making plans for that in vegas. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

Amputate Your Head 12-05-2001 08:40 AM

Priceless.

drumsicle 12-05-2001 08:44 AM

I actually stumbled on that awhile back when I was looking for trades. Man, I can't believe people actually go for that shit!

bandwitch bandit 12-05-2001 08:47 AM

LEts all laugh at him
Every One join in !!

hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahaha

Pathetic!

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Trax 12-05-2001 08:47 AM

hehe.. nice

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Dualcpu 12-05-2001 08:52 AM

His "rules" are a wonderful way to make new friends in the business.

Sweet.

12clicks 12-05-2001 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dualcpu:
His "rules" are a wonderful way to make new friends in the business.

Sweet.

add his quote and he's a winner for sure:

Originally posted by SleazyDream:
Tickets have to be purchased mid-novemberish so anyone I might have missed on the guest list please drop me a line before then or you're shit out of luck.

This is a VERY RESTRICTED event for high-end people who work in the TGP industry. Just because you think you're someone doesn't mean you'll get an invitation to this. You will have to ADD to the impressive nature of the guest list to be included (and the guest list IS impressive)- and then only if I feel like it will I extend you an invite (which is unlikely but there's no harm in trying).
Think of it like this, after reading the guest list you will know if the people attending this event will want to spend an evening with YOU - not the other way around.

example: if you run a site like elephant list, hardcore junky, or interracial porno you are EXACTLY who we want to include and invite. (yes they have been invited... just waiting on their schudules).

if you just started a TGP in the last year this is NOT the event for you and you will not be included. Sorry. There are dozens of other parties to attend though so don't feel left out and we all would love to meet you. Feel free to talk to any of the included guests on the convention floor or at any of the other awesome parties and such on those convention days or any other time

Amputate Your Head 12-05-2001 09:15 AM

That post is classic... should be framed and hung on the wall.

sexxx 12-05-2001 09:15 AM

Who the fuck does he think he is....God!??

This guy needs to get down from his cloud.....

TheFLY 12-05-2001 09:26 AM

Most of the larger sites make extreme demands -- big deal... All you whiners must not do very many traffic trades. Large sites can get bogged down by the hundreds of daily link requests... Look at Thumbzilla's submit page...
http://www.thumbzilla.com/linktradeinfo.htm

Or take a look at the Sublime Directory

Even more complicated and even more demands.

This page is just to weed-out smaller sites... If this page scares you off -- then you are too small to be trading with SleazyDream... There's only so much traffic out there -- once you have traded all the smaller sites -- and all the medium size sites -- you will see that you are at a traffic apex... there is only so much non-blind linking that you can do to grow a large site -- take a look at Greenguy... all these years and his top referrers are still not sending big numbers -- this is because he requires non-blind traffic -- these larger TGP sites work on a different methodology -- they are trading much higher levels of traffic because they are using blind links. Blind links are the only way to go beyond this apex... So 7000 hits is not really a big deal to sites that are capable of doing business with SleazyDream.

If you know something about traffic -- you know that if you have a page with a high volume -- there are only so many links you can put on that page efficiently. In this case it is not efficient to be trading with 1000 sites that are sending less than 1000 hits/day -- because even the smallest links at the bottom of your site will be getting very large amounts of traffic... if anyone that is trading on your front page falls off on traffic -- this pulls down the entire traffic potential of your site -- this bleeds you dry!

Yes it is possible to work smaller trades into a larger site -- but this is complicated -- very time consuming -- may require scripting... The script of my site was designed for this very purpose -- to trade with an unlimited number of small sites -- all on one page -- and it allows me to trade non-blind with many hundreds of very small sites -- *but* I'm the only person with this script ;) Most larger sites work in the smaller trades in a blanket fashion (maybe picwarehouse is a good example) with a CJ script -- or similar. Thumbzilla has a unique way of dealing with his trades with a custom script -- but he still is not able to accept smaller trades on his front page...!

You guys complain about SleazyDream but you hardly know what you're talking about. I don't even know SleazyDream's strategy because I haven't spent a lot of time looking at his page -- but I'm assuming it's a one-page deal like most of the big TGP sites... it's a good strategy and it works.



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12clicks 12-05-2001 09:28 AM

fly=sleazydreams asskisser.

he's not a big tgp fly. just because he tells you he is doesn't make it so.

Ludedude 12-05-2001 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexxx:
Who the fuck does he think he is....God!??

This guy needs to get down from his cloud.....

As soon as he's finished sucking all the cocks...

TheFLY 12-05-2001 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks:
fly=sleazydreams asskisser.

he's not a big tgp fly. just because he tells you he is doesn't make it so.

12Clicks, I know you only rag on him because he takes you seriously.

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drumsicle 12-05-2001 09:50 AM

I'm going to redo my trade signup page.

Send 1000 hits a day for a MONTH, before you even think about emailing me for a trade, at which time I will consider putting you on the waiting list. And don't expect to get invited to any parties unless your tgp is at least 5 yrs. old. Me and the other hot-shit tgp owners will be glad to let you kiss up to us in public, but do you really think we'd invite you to one of our parties?

Sjayne 12-05-2001 09:54 AM

Frankly wouldn't want to go to a party where everyone was so up their own asses.

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SixNine 12-05-2001 09:57 AM

Yea... I read that shit a few weeks back when I was surfing for new trades.

I can send him 7K and not blink an eye but wouldn't just because he sounds like a dick.

Too funny http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

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SixNine 12-05-2001 10:02 AM

Pete, most big TGP's say to send 500-1K per day not... 7K then we'll see.

Sleazy is kewl when you rap with him but he sure does come off like a dick sometimes.

SixNine

TheFLY 12-05-2001 10:31 AM

W/ 500-1k where can I get a link trade with a big TGP? I'd like to know! ;)

Anyway I thought that submit page was pretty funny though... I don't think anyone with an extra 7k would take that page seriously. He's obviously not too serious about it -- nobody with an extra 7k sitting around is going to be worried about getting "blacklisted" -- but these little guys don't know that -- that's what makes it hilarious.

SleazyDream 12-05-2001 10:56 AM

Nice to know 12clicks cares enough to read EVERY little link on my pages....

I was thinking about adding more swear words and being meaner on the trading page, but I think I got my point across....

CDSmith 12-05-2001 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream:
...but I think I got my point across....
Yes, you sure did. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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JakeR 12-05-2001 11:06 AM

you spelt minimum wrong. 2nd sentence.

Kimmykim 12-05-2001 11:09 AM

Leave it to 12clicks to point out yet another version of the old counter stats vs. checks in hand debate...

http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

SleazyDream 12-05-2001 12:03 PM

how can you debate anything without knowing how much I make??? Just shows how dumb 12clicks and kimmykim are......

12clicks 12-05-2001 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream:
how can you debate anything without knowing how much I make??? Just shows how dumb 12clicks and kimmykim are......
I know whats possible and I know you do less than that.
specifics are unnecessary. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

SleazyDream 12-05-2001 12:22 PM

more shit from 12clicks... less than what?
I think you are starting to have mental lapses 12clicks, you should really get that checked out.

12clicks 12-05-2001 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream:
more shit from 12clicks... less than what?
I think you are starting to have mental lapses 12clicks, you should really get that checked out.

don't you have big parties to plan??? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

SleazyDream 12-05-2001 12:26 PM

nope - I'm doing a small event.

Steve 12-05-2001 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY:
W/ 500-1k where can I get a link trade with a big TGP? I'd like to know! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif
Pete, you can trade with hundreds of sites at a 500-1k/day level. You don't have to be in the top 10 on everyone's page. If the site runs UCJ or a similar script, you'll do just fine. Especially if their script trades off productivity, since your traffic clicks like crazy. In fact, if you get a chance, shoot me a link code for pornqueens.net, will ya? I have gone thru so many computers and hard drives recently it isn't funny. I've been meaning to ask you for the code, so now is as good a time as any.

I've never met a "rules" page I liked, even one of mine. Sleazy's is a classic, I think only Heinz's made me laugh harder. But the guy is not a TGP, and he doesn't use a script. Personally, I think he does a fantastic job managing his trades. I could never pull it off on pornqueens, it's why I just said fuck it and made it a TGP/archive site. So I can see the scare tactic. Running them by hand, a hard coded link is going to send out a lot of hits, since the site has so much traffic.

Of course, 12Clicks probably laughs when people say traffic and TGP together. He's probably controlling more hits than all of us put together. Hell, he fed most of us when they ran the blind links programs, and mojosearch wasn't too shabby, either.


[This message has been edited by Steve (edited 12-05-2001).]

Kimmykim 12-05-2001 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks:
don't you have big parties to plan??? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif
ROFL

HQ 12-05-2001 11:10 PM

how big is sleazydream.com in hits/day?

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Rice_Master 12-05-2001 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HQ:
how big is sleazydream.com in hits/day?


Not as big as his EGO!


SleazyDream 12-06-2001 01:39 AM

SleazyDream is just a tiny site with a very small following. Someday I wish to be a big site like the TGP2 people here.......maybe someday....maybe.......
http://ranks.sextracker.com/spn.html...se&pg=0-0.html


I'm not even in the sextracker top 10 page ranks...... I don't have any amount of traffic worth consideration....


[This message has been edited by SleazyDream (edited 12-06-2001).]

Aussie Rebel 12-06-2001 01:53 AM

What a fuckin DICK!! Another hun wannabe.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
This guy is TRIPPIN

SleazyDream 12-06-2001 01:58 AM

don't you just love COWARDS like Aussie Rebel
who are too scared to attach an email, icq or site to their profile.

kmanrox 12-06-2001 02:00 AM

SLeaZy4LiFe!!!!



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Aussie Rebel 12-06-2001 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream:
don't you just love COWARDS like Aussie Rebel
who are too scared to attach an email, icq or site to their profile.

Dont you like COCKSUCKERS THAT THINK THEY ARE SOMETHING THEY ARE NOT!!
The joke is on you, you fuckin DICK not me, and coward LOL,
At least I'm not some little keyboard pounding geek like yourself, I used to fuck little punk bitches like you in pentridge you little punk bitch, And the reason I dont post anything about myself in my profile is because it is NONE of your fucking business,
COCKSUCKER!!!!

A.R

kmanrox 12-06-2001 02:13 AM

hahah rebel? sleazy? LITTLE? hahahaha hes got to be one of the biggest mother fuckers ive seen in a while! =-P

edit-->
(that's why im so nice to him) ;-)

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