need a name for my 35ft cigarette boat
 

i just bought a bad ass 35 ft cigarette and need to come up with a cool name... was going to call it "money shot" but that name's being used by another cig owner here locally. want the name to be sexual but some what subtle, a play on words, or humorous is hip. hit me up with a few ideas. if i use your name i'll send ya a too hip "I SAW YOUR MOM on CrackWhoreConfessions.com" t shirt. will be installing the new blower motors (598ci/1000hp each) in about three weeks. so i want to take care of all the other odds and ends in the mean time. thanks in advance, rat

The Cum Dodger

The Mighty Cum Dodger

Bad Tuna

Your Mom's a Whore AND I fucked her

The S.S. Crackwhore (sailing the HIGH seas)

Crack Sailor (play on crack seller)

The Mighty Cum Dodger sounds fine to me. :thumbsup

Skid Rowboat

Junkie Mogul

The smokin cigar

cool, got pics?
i really liked money shot as it work on multi levels pissin away cash on a boat + sexual inuendo. want it to give em something to think about

cum squat
sperm bucket
steam boat

wow!

skid rowboat :1orglaugh

Wasted Seamen
 

What about Wasted Seamen

you should name it:

Smokin' Fetish

those are great, lmao

Sleazy Rider

The Crack'd Oar

The Jolly Cum Dodger (okthat is getting old)

Will Fuck Crackwhores for Food (kidding. But I'm trying I really am)

Crack Her Jack, or Jack her Crack

Speed Baller

Smelly Fish

Or call it "Rochard" (pronounced "roch-ard"). In French that's a smelly fish.

smoke run

bearded clam
or
the snapper

The Whore

Quickie Hot Butt :thumbsup or Hot Butt Quickie

some other word for whore would be good...

lady of the night
harlot
working girl

anything like that.. boat names are allowed to be fairly risque. my 12 ft aluminum boat is called "ass 2 mouth"

lets hear some other names for whore and what are some other names for "money shot"
or or a name with the word bling in it might be cool. thx and keep em comin.

:1orglaugh

i like crack sailor

This one is cool

if it's gonna have blowers i would play on that.

blow whore
blow her
thar she blows

"Ms. Lewinsky"

SpaceAce

SexSea
Sex-Sea

i like the lewinski bit. i think i'll paint the air cleaners with "Lewinski 1000's".
keep it up, some good ideas but not quite it... also am going to build a set of naturally asperated motors for back up power, so don't want to reference the blown aspect in the name...

How about "The Troll" :thumbsup :winkwink:

Sea whores

offshore power boaters and sailors don't generally get along...

My dingy

how about....

i dream 2 much on message boards..

Marlboro
Newport
Winston
Parliment
Benson and Hedges

what are other names for "money shot"? please be creative here, really don't hold back, let your imagination run wild on this one. thx, rat

Be very carefull if this boat has already been named and you plan to rename it.

Renaming a boat brings bad luck. :2 cents:

Seaweed.

Money to Burn

pie hole

Attention Whore

the boat was unamed when i bought it. its a bad ride end eats some fuel 120gal per hour running it hard, so like the money shot angle, money shot on fuel, drinks, etc. plus it has a sexual inuendo. im trying to come up with a new along these lines. thx