Ambush Interview with Sleazy Dream-$200 EASY cash
 

Sleazy Dream aka Burger Boy is a true legend in his own mind. His idea of marketing AFF with erotic stories is the one true accomplishment I can give him credit for. Simply brilliant. Since being the first to effectively market this concept, he has done little more than ride the coat tails of the internet boom. His TGP swings widely in traffic volume. Rumors have it he is the biggest buyer of Chinese traffic on the web. His self appointed status as "Elite" continues to draw respect from noobies. His peers look at him like a retarded cousin at a family re-union. Just ignore him and act like he is not there. Sleazy is a true icon of the adult internet world.

Here's some questions for Sleazy.

1. Is it true that your wife left you for a schoolteacher?
2. When is the last time you got laid? Your dog does not count.
3. Were you always the last kid picked for teams during recess on the playground?
4. Do you attack noobs at random because everyone picked on you at school?
5. Do you ever think before your fat stubby fingers run accross your keyboard?
6. All the attention you need and constantly try to get, what is the reason for this?
7. Do you jack off in your big empty home while petting your dog or do you jack-off in your big empty home while looking at pictures of your ex-wife? You know, the one that left you to go fuck a schoolteacher.
8. Do you look forward to the school bus letting out in front of your house everyday?
9. Will you ever grow balls big enough to say to people's face what your fat fingers type?
10. Since your wife left you to go fuck a schoolteacher, do you ever sit alone in your big empty house wandering what went wrong?

Ok shoot your questions to Sleazy Dream here. The funniest one will get $200 epassporte. I will decide which one is funniest.

Yessssssssssss


burger burger burger!

nice :thumbsup

:) :) :) :)

hehe

but i thought your drama was over after he apologized for the comment about your daughter

11. Are you icqing Lensman right now to have him block me from posting again?

That WAS NOT a apology

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

1. Is it true that your wife left you for a schoolteacher?

yep - this science teacher guy that looked JUST like choker said he liked me one day so i up and left her for him, but he was just teasing.

2. When is the last time you got laid? Your dog does not count.
I'm still a Virgin someday, someday... maybe in 6 years.....

3. Were you always the last kid picked for teams during recess on the playground?
Yes, i was. I cried a lot about that back then too.

4. Do you attack noobs at random because everyone picked on you at school?

Yes, I did. I'd walk down the hall and just grab some noobs at random and stuff him in a locker and laugh and laugh.

5. Do you ever think before your fat stubby fingers run accross your keyboard?

saying 'before' would imply I think now. I've never thought, ever.

6. All the attention you need and constantly try to get, what is the reason for this?

I have a crush on Choker, the sexy bald head and trailer park forcefulness just turns me on and I can't get him out of my mind.

7. Do you jack off in your big empty home while petting your dog or do you jack-off in your big empty home while looking at pictures of your ex-wife? You know, the one that left you to go fuck a schoolteacher.

Both

8. Do you look forward to the school bus letting out in front of your house everyday?

I do, the bus driver looks just like choker and as you know I have a crush on choker.

9. Will you ever grow balls big enough to say to people's face what your fat fingers type?

I'm a total coward - ask anyone. I never goto any adult conventions cause I'm terrified someone might confront me and be mean to me or worse.

10. Since your wife left you to go fuck a schoolteacher, do you ever sit alone in your big empty house wandering what went wrong?

Every night I sit by the phone waiting for Choker to call with a big tube of masterbation lub, but I end up comming to GFY disapointed cause Choker doesn't call.

NOW WE ARE TALKING!!!



:thumbsup Respect Choker, respect!!! :thumbsup














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pimpimp

wasnt the beef settled ? hmm i need to keep up

choker doesn't accept apologies.

:pimp Sleazy's turn hmm

ok choker, i answered your questions.


do you have the balls to do a real ambush interview on Thursday?

you didnt even answer his questions properly, you avoided each one, this one i like much better.

12. when is the next scheduled "hack" of your server going to happen and which spyware will you be installing?

huh http://www.gfy.com/images/icons/questioncp.gif

ummm,. shouldnt' you be answering that one and not asking it........

This is an insane thread and has left me speechless.

hahaha nice interview choker

wow, choker.. you really need to loosen up, let things go... find something else to do. I mean, how long do you really need to stay hot headed over this? I'd imagine there must be better ways to waste your time like... oh.. I don't know... maybe there's a good commercial on tv?

suck it up maistro... not like showing videos of the daughters on a porn porn was a good idea in the first place.

Yeah, this is a apology

I apoligise if I offended you Choker and retract the comment. You have a right as a Good father to go overboard to a degree to protect your kids. I personally don't think that excuses the pedo comments you made about me, or the stupidity of posting video of your 12 year old daughter on an adult pornographic webmaster board, but I understand that ANY good father will sometimes get blinded when an issue concerns their children and I can overlook and forgive you for that as I realize and understand your agrivation on that comment.

I don't make the banning decision, but if I did I would choose to unban you now, as I think you've had a reasonable cool off period now.

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You are a lonely piece of shit, miserable person that has to attack others in order to feel good about yourself. You fucked up BIG time and it will forever haunt you. You know it, I know it.

I let this go a long time ago. Sleazy just today had to stick his big fat nose into one of my threads in a attempt to derail it. That is what this post is about.

we interrupt this broadcast for a small chronic break and some beautiful and soothing sounds of 100 demons

100 Demons - Time Bomb

:glugglug

LOL, can i play?

13. when you spoon your dog to sleep every night, what are you looking at?
a. big cute fluffy poodle ears.
b. the most sensual love hole on earth.

this thread needs some maaaaan love !

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ok, I'll answer each one real then

1. False. I left her.
2. 2 nights ago.
3. I was't always last but was once or twice- i wasn't always first either - usually a middle pic.
4. I didn't get in a lot of fights in grade school, those i did were usually with older kids that thought they were popular and figgured picking on a younger fat kid would be funny. Beat the shit out of a few of them.
5. I try and think before each post, but I don't spend hours - i post the first thought that comes to my head usually. I've made mistakes.
6. I'm an attention whore. Pure and simple.
7. I usually just jack off to hardcore couples porn on tgps.
8. I don't think any school busses come by my house.
9. Ask around, I goto tons of conventions and don't hide. I say what I think and I've said it to people's faces. Often they don't like it.
10. I havn't regretted leaving my wife for once. I actually feel a wee bit guilty that I dont' feel guilty about it - but it was the right decision as we werent' right for each other. I don't wish her any harm, I hope she does well with her life, I just couldn't spend any more of my life with her.


there- now do you have the balls to do the same on thursday choker?

can you make more than one guess and still win the 200?

This is funny ;)

Sleazy do you admit that you stole my cookie?

Hey Tom!!!! Nice to see you on GFY again!

Yes you can. I will do a real ambush interview as long as burger boy answers every question in this thread

The time has come to Galvanize!

Hmm.. SleazyDream might be sleazy, but Choker proves he is one of the biggest sleazybags in the Industry. Kudos for you.

wa wa wa wa wa - sleazy pointed out i was an idiot when i was acting like an idiot...

:disgust

How pathetic.

i've answered every one of your questions choker - as fucked up as they are...

mmmmmmm - and i'd do it AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


we should SWAP cookies sometime.....mmmmmmmmmmmm cookies!