Ambush Interview with Tanker
 

Ambush Interview #13

Tanker

Tanker is somewhat of a legend in this biz. His association with top line companies like Adult.com. Lightspeed, Cumonherface and others gives him a legacy few can compare to. But the legend isn't just for work, Anyone that knows Tanker has a Tanker story from a convention. Talking to Tanker you can tell he likes to have fun and likes the people he's around to have fun. Comming out of the army, the name's orgion in pretty simple, he drove Tanks. From there he made is way into adult and left a stream of stories about him almost everywhere he went. Telling Tanker stories is something Tanker does very well, so I'm gona get Tanker to do it here.


1. How do you make pancakes with an Iron?
2. How many girlfriends/boyfriends have you had while in the industry?
3. Did you ever kill anyone with your tank in the army?
4. What's your favorite story from bootcamp?
5. Why did you get into online Adult?
6. Who were the first people you met/knew in the industry?
7. How do you do a head on collision with a jetski in the middle of a lake?
8. What's your thoughts on drugs and alcholol and use of them?
9. Why did you leave Adult.com?
10. Steve Lightspeed credits you for bringing Lightspeedcash to a whole new level -- what were the early days like?
11. Why are you in Flordia? Toronto?
12. Why do people say 'what happens in Curracco stays in Curracco?'
13. How many conventions do you attend a year?
14. Why did you leave Arizona?
15. What is the most favorite prank you've ever played?
16. Are you rich? Do you fly first class?
17. Have you ever gotten a dog or cat intoxicated?
18. What did you do at the begining of your online career - work wise.
19. Why are you going to Costa Rica?
20. Discuss this nightclub in Toronto run by 'dirty cops'
21. Who makes more money, you or Ellisa?


ok, let er rip. And lets get some awesome pics of Tanker going in this thread as well!!!!!! I KNOW there are some incriminating ones out there!!!!!

Sounds good.


:)

Looking forward to it!!! :thumbsup

now this is one that everyone should read...

I will never forget the time tanker took me to Canada's wonderland and I was to proud to say I was sick. The minute Ellisa dropped me off I puked my guts out. LOL

The time Tanker took me Geo caching was a summer highlite for me as well.

I cant wait to see what Tanker has to say.

Yay, this will be a good one. Tanker rocks!

Best thing that ever happen to Tanker .....Ellisa :thumbsup

Lensman spamming me, and Tankers 2 hour phone call are the reason I'm in this business.

sleepy :/

Here's a bunch of us Hanging out at Tanker's playing Video games.

http://www.dereksmout.com/tanker.gif

Good timesssssss:)

Tanker is a sexy bitach

YEAH ........TANKER :thumbsup

How are we brothers...And where's Ma ?

I think Tanker was in the Marines, not the Army?

Well it should be how do you make flat iron pizza but since I know how to do that I am sure pancakes cant be that hard.

First you need a hot iron and some Tin foil

place the pancake batter into a pocket made of tin foil and seal it

the next step is simple Iron the foil !

I am not sure how good they would be but if you need to reheat pizza this is the way to do it when all else fails just wrap it in foil and set the Iron to Cotton no steam

I served 4 years in the Marines and 4 years in the ARMY

oh good one, can't wait

Jman is my brother we have different DADs and we have the SAME mother

she was a slut

Here and waiting :thumbsup

Hey that is my FUN ROOM we play a lot of Xbox in there

that night was a lot of fun with all our friends

Damn, I'm even more impressed with you than I was :)

WHy don't you call me anymore and when are you playing the drunken hat game again?

What!!!!!!!!!!!!! She said I was the only one!!!!!!!!!!!!

He is more like a terminator..... I thought I had some what a sense of adventure then I
met Tanker and the next thing you know i am hiking dunes river falls in jamacia
and having belly flop contest in hot tubs. I am off injured reserve this weekend
and am hitting up shooters for the day and would enjoy some company if you are still in town.
cheers

Yes, this will be good.

I've got a few tanker stories.

Tanker, what do you see when you look at the clouds in the sky at night? ;)

Tanker baby...can't wait to hear some stories!

xoxo

cooo cooo

I dated a few people like 3, however I am engaged to Ellisa and we are going to be married in June and I cannot wait. She is my support and I am hers. We do a lot of work together and I could be happier.

Nice pics. Looks like your xbox room has soom good stories. What's the biggest halo game you've done in there?

Sometimes I see Snoopy most of the time the clouds are very random
but snoopy comes a lot

So who could you be happier with? :1orglaugh


You might wanna ask Lens to edit that before she sees it....LOL

i love that animation!!!!!!

I see elephants sometimes too ;)

cant wait to see the complete interview. tanker is a great guy to work with and a real good source of motivation.

hahaha i caught that mental slip.

uh oh, someone is going to bee sleeping on the couch tonight.

nice interview again :thumbsup

No I never killed anyone with my Tank

I did have a lot of artillery drop on my M1A1 while in training

The damn forward observer was not on his mark
Its was pretty close we thought for sure we were going to
be in a world of hurt fortunatly for us Tanks are not penetrable by
Training rounds. However all your belongings are kept strapped to the
outside and I lost everything I had for the 3 month trip.

They replaced my uniforms I was just sad to lose my Walkman
have you ever sat in the desert with nothing to do for hours
on end and not have any music? IT SUCKS