*****FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: From the Desk of Mr.Juicy D. Links*****
 

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

From the Desk of Mr.Juicy D. Links
February 1 2005

At this time I would like to announce that CYBERAGE and
Juicy D. Links have come to a deal regarding
Mr Juicy D. Links's signature space. After hours of negotiations a deal has been made.

"Yes it was grueling and a long back and forth process but a negotiation was made" said Mr Juicy D. Links.
"Juicy is one hell of a negotiator, all that good looks plus negotiation skills you cant go wrong" said Gary from CYBERAGE.
CYBERAGE has been Paying out millions to webmasters since 1997 with Bonus Payouts
and very Super High Payouts CYBERAGE is the best choice to make you even more Money...

After grueling negotiations Mr Juicy D. Links went for a one hour massage and grabbed a cup of soothing
green tea. The CYBERAGE staff called it a early day do to the long negotiations.
CYBERAGE Dave was seen sweating during the negotiations as Mr Juicy D. Links layed down his counter offer.
"Even though we had to get a loan for Mr Juicy D. Links's signature spot, we at CYBERAGE feel we have chosen wisely"
said CYBERAGE Dave and CYBERAGE Gary. At this time both parties have no comment on compensation.

CYBERAGE provides our Affiliates with two indispensable elements of a successful Internet business: Protection and Profits.
As the premiere content provider and a leader of the adult Internet industry, CYBERAGE is able to offer our
Affiliates the protection and peace of mind you need to continue to grow your business.
Our stature in the adult industry provides you, the Web Entrepreneur, with the assurance that, through our Affiliate Program,
you will be earning the maximum profits possible and the stability of our years of experience and know-how.

CYBERAGE offers the very best service, support and profit potential available anywhere.
When you join CYBERAGE you're no longer a lone Webmaster going at it alone in the vast Adult Internet Marketplace.
As a CYBERAGE Affiliate you are part of a team - the biggest, most powerful team out there.
You'll enjoy the best customer service and support, leading-edge technology and an impressive array of income generating strategies.
Why bother with a "brand X" adult site when you can become a part of the most respected and profitable Membership site in existence?

CYBERAGE...Word Up

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Wow, thanks for the info pal. :thumbsup

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looks good :thumbsup

nifty
...

wow, thats amazing

Yes it was very grueling. But we finally came to a settlement and offer.

Cliff notes on how much?

Congrats glad you put the Guido squeeze on them to get as much out of them as possible.

Oh btw dont ask me how much $$$$
I have "No comment"

BTW anybody recommend a good plasma tv? The bigger the better

congrats to both on deal

I would also like to thank Helmy and Stephen at http://www.gigacash.com for the last few months

all this over a sig? i feel cheated. :disgust

HELL YEAH! CONGRATS JUICY AND DAVE!

thanks for the update!!!!!!

i like the banner with the red car better..

the banners rotate evry refresh of page :pimp

:) :pimp :pimp

See sig.

pfft... you aint got shit on me and my sig..

figures in excess of 9,999,999+

Juicy and Cyberage congrats! :thumbsup

That's Earth shattering news Juicy. The way I look at the world has changed. I am now going to live every day as if it's my last. Everything has changed. nothing will be the same... yadda yadda blah blah blahh

Good to hear. hope it works out for the both of ya :thumbsup

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awesome boyz :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

best responce ever.

Wolfieeeeeeeeeee

You fucker we live so close to each other how come you dont come and chilllllllllllllllllllllllll?

Cool pal. :)

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Good stuff

That's amazing.

This is the funniest thing I have ever read. You are good. CyberAge-Gary and Juicy put the deal together. I had nothing to do with it.
If you ever quit your daytime job, you will definitely make it as a writer. Good story. I was on my way to CyberAge to sign up. You are good.

just who is cyberage?


not joking

congrats :thumbsup

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Good :thumbsup :thumbsup

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congrats :upsidedow

Congrats and more power to the Juice! :thumbsup

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An excellent article. Can I steal it for my site?