My vagina has a first name
 

What are your favorite names for the forbidden fruit? My boyfriend calls it a hot pocket (as a side note I can never eat those again)

Dick mitten :winkwink:

big spolumbo salami.

Cum Dumpster

I like to call mine big.

Penis Fly Trap
Bearded Clam
depending on the hair style it can be anything from:

Homer Simpson
Don King
or Kid from Kid n Play

snappin' gyro

Penis Garage! :pimp

Heh, hot pocket. I like that one.

SpaceAce

I call mine Flex

cumbucket

I call mine imaginative. :(

The Love Glove

hahahah the don king style is too much to think about. lmao:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Hot pocket...that just ruins my favorite snack food though. I like the BBQ, broccoli & cheese, pepperoni pizza...mmmm...

monkey
box
sideways hamburger
C U N T
C U Next Tuesday
flower
pusssy
bald beaver
snapper

I've heard a girl call it her jellyfish before. I thought that was pretty funny

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

One of my all time favs!

:thumbsup

"It" and "Cooter" work for me. ;)

I learn something new everyday from you!!!

half eaten pastie
gash

Just keeping you guessing.

I have a very original name for it. I call it "pussy" :thumbsup

My vagina has a first name ... it's O-S-C-A-R

I don't think I want to go near one that is named Oscar.
:winkwink:

cookie :)

I'm married.

As a result, I've started referring to them as "the secret garden".

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penis fly trap:) thats a good one

Or how about "an old friend"?

hotpocket lol

I can't believe noone has come up with Kitty! I hear.... "Here Kitty Kitty Kitty" All the time. lol ~A~

lol that sounds bad

I feel for you :winkwink:

Mine is called SUGAR BUSH, although I'm not sure how he relates the 'bush' part in there since it is virtually hairless.

I just showed this thread to my wife.

I appreciate all of your support and with any luck, she now feels sorry enough for me to give it up!

Whoo Hoo!

Although, I've had to agree to stop referring to her body parts online :winkwink:

Snatch, twat, box, the hole, clam, cum guzzler, nanny, poontang, the pie, the drop-off... Hah, I know a girl who calls it her "moomoo".

It can be called anything it want. That is not what matters.

Imaginative? Cool name. :1orglaugh

How about, Hairy Axe wound, Meat Curtains, Red Snapper, Cooter, Bearded Clam, Pink Taco, Furr Burger, Snatch, Mitt, Ninja Boot.