So why do we have hair on our balls?
 

So i got a check today, since i dont have to spend it on anything, i got my friends over and we are smoking weed :stoned. When we smoke i come up with the most stupidest questions ever.

So i was thinking, why do we have hair on our balls? Its not like the ball need to stay warm, we wear underwear and pants, so its warm. And the only person that will see is you and the girl (guy if your gay :1orglaugh) your fucking, and she hates it. So really there is no need for he hair to be on the balls. Ok the hair on the head i understand, it need to be worm and shit.

The age old question, "why do we have hair on our balls". we may never know...

discuss...

sounds like your smoking wayyyyy too much weed.....

We have it too keep out balls warm we developed it before clothes....

i would think for warmth or protection

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lol to protect them from the elements

The check was for $150, so ya we are smoking a lot.. :1orglaugh

Hey you two, it's "you're."

I can't believe I am answering this but, I believe evolution hasn't fully worked itself out with removing the hair. Way back when you needed the hair on your balls, now you really don't but it takes time. Things like that do not evolve over night!!! :stoned

Ball hair came first, it was only 10,000 years after the advent of ball hair, we discoverd pants.

What elements? Cold? We have underwear and pants for that.

And if some how big ass rock falls on your balls, no hair can protect it. :Oh crap

Why do we have toes, asscrack hair, and hundreds of other things in and on our bodies ?

I concur :banana

I don't think balls got the memo telling them that we don't need hair there anymore.

If I'm not mistaken, hair is present all over the body to help our nerves react to sensation and stimulation.

this is one for jeeves sickkittens

You're men.. you are supposed to be hairy everywhere.
Werewolfs.

blaze up s0n

irc misses you

be glad we have hair on our balls and not our penis, that would suck.

http://www.picrack.com/001/other/Nair_for_men.jpg

Wait 'till you've come down from your high before using it.

This is God speaking...Cut the head of your penis off with a scalpel.

To tickle the whores chin when she sucks you off

O_o

hahaha! im not that high.

so you saw that thread?

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Ya, showed my friends too! :1orglaugh They freaked out.

to keep the crabs warm.

time to go to burgerking and eat a lot of fries..peace..maybe we will ask the people over there about this. hmm

to keep the chicks noses warm while she slobbin on the knob

Do you really sit and think about this stuff?

When me and my friends are high, we starting talking about stupid stuff.

Ball hair is too thin to warm, but it does have a practical use.

Ball hair acts as an ?alarm? of sorts. Without trimming, the hair on your ball sack grows long so that it forms a sort of ?tickle barrier? around your balls. This ?tickle barrier? prevents fanged animals from nuzzling up nice and close (when they intend to sink their fangs into your nuts). Their sneak attack is prevented because your ball hair will be disturbed by their approach and you will receive a gentle ?tickle alarm? sensation on your extremely sensitive nut sack. At the time you feel this tickle, you have a small window of time to quickly move your ball sack away from the teeth of the animal otherwise the next sensation you feel will be very, very bad.

It?s like a mosquito caught in your arm hair. When you feel the mosquito, you smack it. When a fanged animal disturbs your ball sack hair (on its appraoch) you have a chance to save your nuts!

I can answer this factually.

Man and Woman have hair under their arms, and groin area which acts as lubricant for mobility without irritation. This is what science says.

what??? hahaha, damn dude you must smoke an ounce a day to come up with something like that. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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how many shrooms did you have to eat to come up with that :winkwink:

Ho wmany of your friends left the room after you said that by the way?

Mating scent production.


The truth.

for you to shave them ...

For woman to use for dental floss.

Like back in the 50's, 60's, 70's and 80's?
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I think that is what makes our balls so warm.

just to piss you off when it leaves your head.