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pushpills 01-17-2005 12:23 AM

This dumb delivery chick just lost herself a good tip.
 
So I decided to order up some ribs, a 6 pack and some garlic breadsticks. Now, they have coupons for free breadsticks, which I always mention. They never ask for the coupon, who cares since they bring u another menu anyway, with, you guessed it, more coupons.

So I walk down the stairs and meet her halfway to get my shit, give her the money, with a 7 dollar tip included (I only live about a 4 minute drive from the place). So as I'm walking up the stairs she yells out "Coupon! Coupon!!" I'm like what? She says she needs the coupon, I'm like oh its inside, later.

She's like, I'll wait. So I say...ok here just take this menu and the coupon from it. She goes "I don't think I can do that since technically I shouldnt have given you the order without you presenting the coupon and money first...you wouldnt have gotten that coupon without giving the the full amount of money for the order first".

So I go inside, grab a coupon and rip it off a menu I had, come out, ask to double check the money I gave her, and took her tip away, but left her 1 dollar instead of 7 since she is obviously such a retarted bitch that she may really need the dollar.

All their other delivery people are great and always get a nice tip from me. Can't we just give retarted people wellfare so they dont annoy us when we're tryin to get some ribs?

Wendys Manager 01-17-2005 12:25 AM

our drive-thru is flawless. delivery is so passe

jt420 01-17-2005 12:27 AM

thats fucking stupid on her part, she could have just taken a coupon herself and kept a good sized tip. she probably has a ton of menus in the car.

69pornlinks 01-17-2005 12:27 AM

just hope she isn't the one who will deliver the next time :1orglaugh

pushpills 01-17-2005 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by 69pornlinks
just hope she isn't the one who will deliver the next time :1orglaugh


I havent seen her before. I'll call in an order for the middle of lake michigan, and see if she ever makes it back alive.

detoxed 01-17-2005 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Wendys Manager
our drive-thru is flawless. delivery is so passe

you guys forgot a straw one time. I was PISSED

wargames 01-17-2005 12:33 AM

Damn that chick is retarded

fr8 01-17-2005 12:33 AM

her loss. but as you said. they do give you another with every menu.

pushpills 01-17-2005 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by fr8
they do give you another with every menu.

she wouldnt take that one though, I had to go back upstairs (out of courtesy I jog down and meet em closer to the bottom as I can so they dont have to carry shit up the stairs) and find an old menu while she watched my bag of food.

OG LennyT 01-17-2005 12:35 AM

dumb bimbo. Needs to be slapped around

fl_prn_str 01-17-2005 12:36 AM

retarted people on wellfare on the next maury povich show... :1orglaugh

Rantan 01-17-2005 12:41 AM

damn..a 7 buck tip..you're so nice

DarkJedi 01-17-2005 12:52 AM

She was doing her job. I sincerely hope you choke on one of those ribs and asphyxiate yourself to death you fat fuck.

abadfish 01-17-2005 12:53 AM

One time I ordered a pizza downtown in Dallas and they deliver on bikes, so I made sure I came downstairs to save them a trip up with their bike... I paid with a CC and gave him back the signed receipt and he said "What, no tip?" I guess the impression wasn't very dark but I wanted to ask for the receipt back and cross out the generous tip I had left. Fucking bastard.

abadfish 01-17-2005 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi
She was doing her job. I sincerely hope you choke on one of those ribs and asphyxiate yourself to death you fat fuck.

obviously the whole "coupon" thing is quite meaningless as they have it on every goddamn menu, she was taking her shitty job too seriously and shouldn't have said a thing. She was most likely new there. If he wanted he could ask for extra menus and cut out hundreds of them.

beemk 01-17-2005 12:55 AM

did you ever thing that since you never saw her before that shes probably new and just doing what shes supposed to? you should have took the food up to your room and said you were getting the coupon and never came back down if you were that worried about it.

Drake 01-17-2005 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Wendys Manager
our drive-thru is flawless. delivery is so passe


You guys are way better the McDonald's. They get the order wrong and forget to put the ketchup or straw in the bag much more often.

TheMob 01-17-2005 01:01 AM

hehe, why do you think she's a delivery girl?

pushpills 01-17-2005 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi
She was doing her job. I sincerely hope you choke on one of those ribs and asphyxiate yourself to death you fat fuck.


I'm pretty sure her job is not to deny coupons that she just handed to me. You are more than welcome to wish death upon me, but I'm not fat.

pushpills 01-17-2005 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by beemk
did you ever thing that since you never saw her before that shes probably new and just doing what shes supposed to? you should have took the food up to your room and said you were getting the coupon and never came back down if you were that worried about it.

Well I usually order past 2-3 am and girls cant work that late, which is probably why I havent seen her before.

Even if she is new....so what? That doesn't make her new to the planet....they have more menus and coupons than the U.K. has ugly people, who gives a shit:

A) if I give her a coupon at all
B) if I give her one from the menu she just handed me to save myself a trip

she's just a retard. if she just wanted to cover her ass and make sure she got a coupon from me.... she could keep the nice tip and would have taken the coupon from the menu she gave me.....who the fuck is gonna know? Am I gonna call up and be like "oh mr. manager, that delivery girl you sent accepted a coupon from a menu she just gave me! are you going to stand for that? you'll be on your way out of business"

she obviously doesn't have the mindset to realize how dumb she is and thus, will be left wondering why her co-workers are racking up huge tips from an expensive and compact neighborhood while she is getting under tipped.

Ethnic Guy 01-17-2005 01:09 AM

If she would be mentally able to take the coupon from the menu, then she would find a better job, because her job sucks!

DarkJedi 01-17-2005 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by pushpills
I'm pretty sure her job is not to deny coupons that she just handed to me. You are more than welcome to wish death upon me, but I'm not fat.

In case you were wondering, you're an ASSHOLE.

You are an uptight CUNT who can't understand when people are doing their job.

You probably do a sloppy job at work and cut corners all over the place, which is why you can't understand when other people actually DO THEIR JOB.

When her boss finds out that she accepts coupons she is not supposed to, she will get fired.

She was doing her job and people who put her in a difficult position for their own pathetic paltry benefit are ASSHOLES.

pushpills 01-17-2005 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi
In case you were wondering, you're an ASSHOLE.

You are an uptight CUNT who can't understand when people are doing their job.

You probably do a sloppy job at work and cut corners all over the place, which is why you can't understand when other people actually DO THEIR JOB.

When her boss finds out that she accepts coupons she is not supposed to, she will get fired.

She was doing her job and people who put her in a difficult position for their own pathetic paltry benefit are ASSHOLES.


I'm more likely to call up her boss now and say she accepted a coupon she just gave me than if she actually did!


What kind of asshole walks down so she doesnt have to walk up, and leaves a 7 dollar tip for driving 4 minutes down the road and getting out of her car?

I gaurentee you their policy is to never ask for the coupon....ive been ordering from em for well over a year and never been asked. I'm sure one of the parts of her training wasnt "make sure you get the coupon or you're fired....we only have 10 million menus out in chicago and we need to make sure they arent pulling a fast one and just pretending to have a coupon somewhere in there apartment"

DarkJedi 01-17-2005 01:21 AM

She doesn't care about your pathetic $7 tip. She get that every few minutes. She cares about her job.

She sure tooled you up, and for only $6. I laugh with her.

pushpills 01-17-2005 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi
She doesn't care about your pathetic $7 tip. She get that every few minutes. She cares about her job.

She sure tooled you up, and for only $6. I laugh with her.


This is a message board, I leave all my anger as posts. I'm just angered that she's retarted and doesn't know whats good for her, and, because she annoyed me and I can't hit her because she's a girl.

Besides, do you ever demand the coupon when you are making a delivery?

bluff 01-17-2005 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi
She was doing her job. I sincerely hope you choke on one of those ribs and asphyxiate yourself to death you fat fuck.

Dude, you're so good, absolutely one of the stronger characters around here. How come your English is as good as it is, you not being a native speaker?

DutchTeenCash 01-17-2005 02:49 AM

i hate when they do that, you gotta order again to use a coupon ... sucks

myjah 01-17-2005 02:50 AM

Sounds like she was new or like she got in trouble recently and didn't want to mess up again. However, it was totally lame of her to freak out about a coupon.

pushpills 01-17-2005 04:03 AM

the ribs were good though.

nofx 01-17-2005 04:06 AM

maybe it was your shiney face that made her act like a bitch

Napolean 01-17-2005 04:07 AM

when i use to deliver.. i only demanded coupons if the customer was an asshole, and even then those coupons never left their driveway :)

riddler 01-17-2005 04:16 AM

Umm every pizza place ive seen doesnt ever save them coupons, haha most of the time they never leave the drivers car until they clean the fucker out when they feel like it.

jazzll 01-17-2005 04:24 AM

Thanks your story changed my life.

Napolean 01-17-2005 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by MrC
Umm every pizza place ive seen doesnt ever save them coupons, haha most of the time they never leave the drivers car until they clean the fucker out when they feel like it.

100% truth... i still havent cleaned them all out and i quit in july :1orglaugh

pushpills 01-17-2005 04:54 AM

I worked at a delivery place too when I was a youngster, called steaks to go. We had coupons all over town....out of all the people that called one in, I saw maybe 10 percent of em, that were given to me with the receipts to account for, which I was responsable for throwing away if the drivers didn't do so themselves.. The owner/manager certainly never saw them.

8 Characters 01-17-2005 05:45 AM

I'd hit her.

Entropy 01-17-2005 05:48 AM

thats a stupid delivery bitch for you

xclusive 01-17-2005 05:51 AM

She just didn't know what she was doing a lot of people are that way

Pornopat 01-17-2005 06:03 AM

She just wanted you to fuck her.
I see this kind of behaviour in movies all the time.

nico-t 01-17-2005 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by pushpills
they have more menus and coupons than the U.K. has ugly people

:1orglaugh goddamn thats a lotta coupons hahaa


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