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Magg 01-13-2005 12:46 PM

Woman contracts vaginal herpes from Olive Garden breadstick
 
Did anyone else here about this?

pornstar2pac 01-13-2005 12:49 PM

wonder what the fuck she was doing....

Manowar 01-13-2005 12:50 PM

She must be real embarrassed

Magg 01-13-2005 12:50 PM

Why was there vaginal herpes on a damn breadstick to begin with?

galleryseek 01-13-2005 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar
She must be real embarrassed

evidently not. she must've spread the word, else how would anyone know?

TheGoldenChild 01-13-2005 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magg
Why was there vaginal herpes on a damn breadstick to begin with?


She is lucky she didn't get a "YEAST" infection as well from the bread


LOL!!!

nojob 01-13-2005 12:55 PM

no shit lol . now that would of been a twist

Sosa 01-13-2005 12:56 PM

haha wtf...

jt420 01-13-2005 01:00 PM

thats some disturbing, sick ass shit

Cyndalie 01-13-2005 01:00 PM

Here is the e-mail circulating:

"I was just told of an incident involving a lady and the Olive Garden in
Columbia, Mo. This lady ordered a dish and didn't feel it tasted right. She
sent it back and ordered another one--same thing...didn't taste like it
should and reordered another one. She ate part of the 3rd dish and took the
remaining part of it home & refrigerated it. This lady got violently ill and
acquired a mouth full of blisters. She went to the doctor & after a few
tests he asked her if she had performed oral sex on anyone. She said no.
The doctor then asked if she had eaten anywhere in the last few days and if
she might have a sample of the food she had--in orther words, did she take a
doggy bag home with her? Remember, she put it in the fridge. She took it to
them, they analysed it and determined that the food had semen on it---from 3
different men....and one has a full blown case of Herpes. I don't know what
is going on with it now, but the 3 guys are still working there. "

Monique Niccole 01-13-2005 01:02 PM

People who eat at Olive Garden deserve to get herpes

wes 01-13-2005 01:05 PM

never heard of it. What is it a scheme to slow down Olive Gardens business?
-wes

nico-t 01-13-2005 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magg
Why was there vaginal herpes on a damn breadstick to begin with?

it probably is getting packed in the factory by mentally ill people as a social charity project, but they forget that retards ride on eachother like rabbits, put everything in their snatch what can be inserted and stick their dick in every hole they see.
So when u have a beard and you happen to have a box of donuts by the same brand, dont be surprised when u have the crabs running around your mouth after you eat one.

AVM 01-13-2005 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie
Here is the e-mail circulating:

"I was just told of an incident involving a lady and the Olive Garden in
Columbia, Mo. This lady ordered a dish and didn't feel it tasted right. She
sent it back and ordered another one--same thing...didn't taste like it
should and reordered another one. She ate part of the 3rd dish and took the
remaining part of it home & refrigerated it. This lady got violently ill and
acquired a mouth full of blisters. She went to the doctor & after a few
tests he asked her if she had performed oral sex on anyone. She said no.
The doctor then asked if she had eaten anywhere in the last few days and if
she might have a sample of the food she had--in orther words, did she take a
doggy bag home with her? Remember, she put it in the fridge. She took it to
them, they analysed it and determined that the food had semen on it---from 3
different men....and one has a full blown case of Herpes. I don't know what
is going on with it now, but the 3 guys are still working there. "


Wow - talk about a nice fucking lawsuit. Welcome to the Million-dollar club lady! :thumbsup

virux 01-13-2005 01:30 PM

wow.. lucky i don't eat at olive garden lol

warlock5 01-13-2005 01:58 PM

Gotta love them urban legends

flashfire 01-13-2005 02:00 PM

maybe she shouldnt have rammed it in her twat...

Mr Pheer 01-13-2005 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by warlock5
Gotta love them urban legends

and gotta laugh at the idiots that believe the shit

BuggyG 01-13-2005 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
She is lucky she didn't get a "YEAST" infection as well from the bread


LOL!!!


ROFL!!!
:winkwink:

wargames 01-13-2005 05:18 PM

rofl to funny.

abadfish 01-13-2005 05:28 PM

Do you guys actually believe that is a true story? haha... so lame. If it was true it would be all over the media... not circulating in an e-mail...

Triple 6 01-13-2005 05:31 PM

incredible how many morons believe anything they get in 'email'.


"hey, blahblah sent this to me! watch out! and pass the word along, send it to 50 of your friends!"

prodiac 01-13-2005 05:32 PM

If it was true, more people would have it. I highly doubt 3 men targetted one womans 3 orders of breadsticks and not any others ..

And as someone else said, it damn sure would be in the media, not just in email..

SCtyger 01-13-2005 05:35 PM

and... while at a night club, my grandma's cousin's nephew's roommate was stabbed with needle and contracted AIDS. :Oh crap

media 01-13-2005 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Afrekete
People who eat at Olive Garden deserve to get herpes

Fucking idiot.. no one deserves herpes...

Yo Adrian 01-13-2005 05:36 PM

I didn't even read this thread, the title alone is priceless :1orglaugh

Furious_Male 01-13-2005 05:37 PM

Sounds like a crock of shit to me.

Yo Adrian 01-13-2005 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie
Here is the e-mail circulating:

"I was just told of an incident involving a lady and the Olive Garden in
Columbia, Mo. This lady ordered a dish and didn't feel it tasted right. She
sent it back and ordered another one--same thing...didn't taste like it
should and reordered another one. She ate part of the 3rd dish and took the
remaining part of it home & refrigerated it. This lady got violently ill and
acquired a mouth full of blisters. She went to the doctor & after a few
tests he asked her if she had performed oral sex on anyone. She said no.
The doctor then asked if she had eaten anywhere in the last few days and if
she might have a sample of the food she had--in orther words, did she take a
doggy bag home with her? Remember, she put it in the fridge. She took it to
them, they analysed it and determined that the food had semen on it---from 3
different men....and one has a full blown case of Herpes. I don't know what
is going on with it now, but the 3 guys are still working there. "

That is such bullshit lol

Peaches 01-13-2005 05:40 PM

Same song, different verse:

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/semen.htm

LA Mike 01-13-2005 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
She is lucky she didn't get a "YEAST" infection as well from the bread


LOL!!!


hahahaha

Drake 01-13-2005 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wes
never heard of it. What is it a scheme to slow down Olive Gardens business?
-wes

Probably

asuna 01-13-2005 05:47 PM

who the fuck keeps bread in the fridge for a month??

maxsweet 01-13-2005 05:47 PM

Well I don't know if it's true or not but when I used to work in restaurants
I don't have to tell you what we did to people's food when they sent it back 3 times :winkwink:

NoCarrier 01-13-2005 06:20 PM

Another lame ass boring hoax that will end up on snopes.com

sickkittens 01-13-2005 06:26 PM

I heard about a big college cancelling wrestling events because herpes was contracted on the mats.

Libertine 01-13-2005 06:27 PM

Everything you read on the internet is real.

foolio 01-13-2005 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abadfish
Do you guys actually believe that is a true story? haha... so lame. If it was true it would be all over the media... not circulating in an e-mail...

hey its on the net - it must be true!!

Babagirls 01-13-2005 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foolio
hey its on the net - it must be true!!


yup yup :thumbsup

cherrylula 01-13-2005 06:37 PM

uhoh, someone's been jerkin off in the alfredo sauce again.

Shoehorn! 01-13-2005 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magg
Did anyone else here about this?

FUck, I hope it wasn't from the one in Flint, Michigan, I just ate there last night. :helpme


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