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Funky Bastard 12-28-2004 05:49 PM

Playboy just called me!
 
They asked me If I have been getting my magazine I am at gold Status with them I havent got the fucking mag in 6 months so they ask for my credit card I said fuck you then they ask what I do I said Online adult industry then she asked got a website address so I gave her the address to one of my tgp's and she ask if she could work for me I said NO their's no money porn! now she all hitting on me telling me to come to vagas then she asked for my credit card number agine and I hung up!

Dalai lama 12-28-2004 05:51 PM

:eek7 right.

r3ap3r 12-28-2004 05:52 PM

You should have said yes...You just said no to sex.

Funky Bastard 12-28-2004 05:52 PM

LOL I am wired as hell sorry for this! :eyecrazy

cayne 12-28-2004 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by r3ap3r
You should have said yes...You just said no to sex.

indeed man, where's your brain! :)

NickPapageorgio 12-28-2004 06:30 PM

Cool man. What was the TGP address?

Dirty-Dough 12-28-2004 07:01 PM

Good thing...

You shouldn't give your CC to noone. Prob. A scam chick

emthree 12-28-2004 07:05 PM

haha you have a TGP now ... too funny :Oh crap

wdsguy 12-28-2004 07:06 PM

Got nothing better to do than make up stories eh?

Mike Okitch 12-28-2004 07:10 PM

And I got monkeys flying out of my ass

TKoProductions 12-28-2004 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HKS
They asked me If I have been getting my magazine I am at gold Status with them I havent got the fucking mag in 6 months so they ask for my credit card I said fuck you then they ask what I do I said Online adult industry then she asked got a website address so I gave her the address to one of my tgp's and she ask if she could work for me I said NO their's no money porn! now she all hitting on me telling me to come to vagas then she asked for my credit card number agine and I hung up!

And then you woke up and posted on GFY.

Mr Pheer 12-28-2004 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch
And I got monkeys flying out of my ass

please keep your ass monkeys off of the furniture m'kay? thanks

beemk 12-28-2004 08:11 PM

haha you know what, it was probably someone from gfy pranking you trying to get your cc#.

MetaformX 12-28-2004 08:12 PM

haha, thats funny. Good joke.

Screaming 12-28-2004 08:13 PM

sounds like a scam to me

Twe Russ 12-28-2004 08:13 PM

Thats a nice story, thnx.



























NOT

brand0n 12-28-2004 08:13 PM

useless thread. me thinks so.

hyper 12-28-2004 08:16 PM

shoulda told her lensman said you can have free mags for life

shermo 12-28-2004 08:16 PM

Somebody wake me when this thread is over. :smiling_b

sickkittens 12-28-2004 08:18 PM

Take a breath while you type.

p.s. there's

reynold 12-28-2004 08:20 PM

too bad for some scam chicks.

fris 12-28-2004 08:23 PM

wait a sec you are buying domains for 9$ and selling them for $20. but you can afford playboy subscription? i smell bullshit :)

Ron 12-28-2004 08:26 PM

Stay away from drugs and alcohol

Ron 12-28-2004 08:29 PM

And when you post again such a mice story can you please use some points and or comma's because its very hard to read without using point's and or comma's its like you write one long line . point ,comma

xclusive 12-28-2004 08:43 PM

Dude is it possible for you to just tell the truth?

polish_aristocrat 04-13-2005 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HKS
They asked me If I have been getting my magazine I am at gold Status with them I havent got the fucking mag in 6 months so they ask for my credit card I said fuck you then they ask what I do I said Online adult industry then she asked got a website address so I gave her the address to one of my tgp's and she ask if she could work for me I said NO their's no money porn! now she all hitting on me telling me to come to vagas then she asked for my credit card number agine and I hung up!

it can't get any worse than being you

wjxxx 04-13-2005 05:47 PM

nice story

Head 04-13-2005 06:47 PM

Tell her to give you a BJ!!

Downtime 04-13-2005 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HKS
They asked me If I have been getting my magazine I am at gold Status with them I havent got the fucking mag in 6 months so they ask for my credit card I said fuck you then they ask what I do I said Online adult industry then she asked got a website address so I gave her the address to one of my tgp's and she ask if she could work for me I said NO their's no money porn! now she all hitting on me telling me to come to vagas then she asked for my credit card number agine and I hung up!

jesus man! take a fuckin breath!

Peter Romero 04-13-2005 06:51 PM

I liked the other thread better when you said that you were going to leave.

Paraskass 04-13-2005 06:52 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

tungsten 04-13-2005 07:00 PM

cute story

Peter Romero 04-13-2005 07:13 PM

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
Originally Posted by JaceXXX
UPDATED LIST EVERYONE!!!!

The GFY History of Kyle Hoppes
a.k.a. kak_azn
a.k.a. HKS
a.k.a. JimmyBones
-----------------------------------------------------------
The first post - 05-13-04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=293461

Admitting he is a worthless piece of shit - 06/17/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=313948

Whoring himself out for $5/hour - 07/06/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=322430

Trying to get work again - 07/12/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=324966

Trying to get someone to give him a free domain - 07/21/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328881

Calling Rick Latona a scumbag - 07/21/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328925

Even though he didn't have money to buy a domain, he is telling everyone he got 28 sign ups in this thread - 07/24/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=330500

He was jacking off and came on his ear - 07/27/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=331906

He leaves GFY for good - 07/27/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=332105

Stupid joke (and he didn't leave) - 07/29/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=333046

The infamous "I bought a domain w00t!" thread - 07/31/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=334219

Trying to sell his domain, and also telling everyone he is leaving AGAIN - 08/07/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=337727

Claiming that he hates hahahahahahas - 04/10/05 -
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=454069

Wondering why he got his GigaCash account terminated
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=390379

Figuring out why GigaCash closed his account
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=439883

Professing his love for fingering his butthole while jacking off
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=441123

bitching about not getting his sig money
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=438674

wondering who is into atm on the board
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=453885

registering a porns website
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=393934

his petition to ban me
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=396949

selling proxy lists
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=392436

trying to buy a hit bot and a post bot
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391366

wanting to get fucked by web girls for sending traffic
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391422

trying to SCAM for webmaster referrals <---EXCELLENT reading about Kyle's scamming
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=433005

Wondering why he has to file taxes
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=416109

trying to scam people for 20,000 spam hits <---EXCELLENT
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=419405

Claiming playboy called him...makes up TONS of shit
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=409551

Asking for investors
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413920

wanting to rip off webmasters by using stolen passwords
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413185

Begging for money
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=405521

Babagirls 04-13-2005 07:15 PM

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggghttttttttttttttttttt

AdultInsider Cloner 04-13-2005 07:19 PM

Sorry that was me.....give me your CC # NOW!!

pxxx 04-13-2005 07:21 PM

This guy is fucking hilarious. The stories are just out of this world.

wargames 04-13-2005 08:10 PM

Sig placement.

Juicy D. Links 08-10-2005 08:13 PM

The GFY History of Kyle Hoppes
a.k.a. Funky Bastard
a.k.a. kak_azn
a.k.a. HKS
a.k.a. JimmyBones
-----------------------------------------------------------
The first post - 05-13-04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=293461

Admitting he is a worthless piece of shit - 06/17/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=313948

Whoring himself out for $5/hour - 07/06/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=322430

Trying to get work again - 07/12/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=324966

Trying to get someone to give him a free domain - 07/21/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328881

Calling Rick Latona a scumbag - 07/21/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328925

Even though he didn't have money to buy a domain, he is telling everyone he got 28 sign ups in this thread - 07/24/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=330500

He was jacking off and came on his ear - 07/27/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=331906

He leaves GFY for good - 07/27/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=332105

Stupid joke (and he didn't leave) - 07/29/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=333046

The infamous "I bought a domain w00t!" thread - 07/31/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=334219

Trying to sell his domain, and also telling everyone he is leaving AGAIN - 08/07/04 -
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=337727

Claiming that he hates hahahahahahas - 04/10/05 -
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=454069

Wondering why he got his GigaCash account terminated
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=390379

Figuring out why GigaCash closed his account
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=439883

Professing his love for fingering his butthole while jacking off
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=441123

bitching about not getting his sig money
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=438674

wondering who is into atm on the board
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=453885

registering a porns website
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=393934

his petition to ban me
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=396949

selling proxy lists
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=392436

trying to buy a hit bot and a post bot
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391366

wanting to get fucked by web girls for sending traffic
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391422

trying to SCAM for webmaster referrals <---EXCELLENT reading about Kyle's scamming

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=433005

Wondering why he has to file taxes
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=416109

trying to scam people for 20,000 spam hits <---EXCELLENT
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=419405

Claiming playboy called him...makes up TONS of shit
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=409551

Asking for investors
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413920

wanting to rip off webmasters by using stolen passwords
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413185

Begging for money
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=405521

tungsten 08-10-2005 08:15 PM

what a pathetic little story

georgeyw 08-10-2005 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funky Bastard
They asked me If I have been getting my magazine I am at gold Status with them I havent got the fucking mag in 6 months so they ask for my credit card I said fuck you then they ask what I do I said Online adult industry then she asked got a website address so I gave her the address to one of my tgp's and she ask if she could work for me I said NO their's no money porn! now she all hitting on me telling me to come to vagas then she asked for my credit card number agine and I hung up!

Yup and I was just walking down the street and saw 2 purple elephants jump in their plane and fly back to africa.


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