I need a cleaner Occupation title than "Porn Webmaster"
 

My college is opening up a directory and I have to fill out some information on this form and I have to list my occupation.

I'm not about to put "Pornographer" for everybody in my school to see. So what other title can I put for the 'occupation' part of this form?

I'm thinking "Internet Entertainment"

Any ideas? I want to field some before I write this shit down in pen on the form.

Internet Sales and Marketing and Search Engine Optimization.

i use self employed, internet marketing

How about Internet Sales? That other title is too long for the blocks on the form.

internet sales works

put "adult webmaster" fuck em

Internet Sales or just sales will fit fine...

Visual Stimulant Sales

Unemployed

Ghetto Street Pharmacist

pervert

:1orglaugh

I'm gonna go with Internet Sales. That could cover a whole lot of shit. Thanks.

Professional Black Vagina Finder

Internet Engineer

OR Internet Architect.


Those always work for me.

Sexual Awareness Facilitator

Adult Entertainment

DH

if you can't figure it out yourself then put food service worker....

I work with computers :1orglaugh

You invented the Internet? :1orglaugh

Webmaster

Destoyer of society

Customer Relations or Advertising Executive :thumbsup

but then i always get the follow up question:

"Oh yeah, that's cool, what do you sell?"

shepard

the internet!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Depends on which of the nets you work on man..? :)

internet marketing / consulting always works well

traffic

Adult Entertainment Professional.
CEO
COO
CFO
Presiedent.

you own the site. call yourself whatever the fuck you want.

Anal Probe :)
The guys before me said it all :)

I've always been partial to "smut monger".

Other times I've used "online entertainment" or "internet marketing".

'Purveyor of filth' is always a classy one, as is the 'Reverend of reaming' :thumbsup

"Visitor of Go fuck yourself" says it all..

I always use "Self Employed / Internet Marketing & Sales"

and ya, if they ask what I sell I say "traffic".. And then if they ask me further then I'll just say a stupid story about how all online stores have affiliate programs including ebay & amazon. All I do is create sites that are nothing more than sales tools to recieve the traffic, adverties there products and therefore send them traffic. They pay me commission on sales I generate...so techniqually I'm buying and selling them traffic..

By that point they are usually like "wow, sounds interesting, good for you" and then they leave me alone :1orglaugh

You can tell them that you are a PIMP:Graucho

Professional
Internet
Management
Person

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dude LOL :) that's exactly what i say :) lol :1orglaugh

"Actually, it's quite technical. And I would hate to bore you!"

You'd be surprised how often that line works if you can keep a straight face.

The downside is they think that you're a computer genius and they will now call you every other day to ask how to fix that cupholder on their compooper

just say Entrepreneur.
It sounds sexy and women will think youre rich, and might want to sleep with you.

When people ask what I do, I typically say Internet Marketing. Simple and succinct.