I havent. Whats the rates anyway? Might as well get a escort?
Depends if you know how to talk your way into it. I have never even tried, but had friends lose $600 and end up with nothing more than... a freaking massage.
Originally posted by azguy Depends if you know how to talk your way into it. I have never even tried, but had friends lose $600 and end up with nothing more than... a freaking massage.
nah, but close, my girlfriend is a massage junkie, so almost every night I do the oily, massage thing and end up fucking or getting a blowjob out the deal. Cost: 50 cents worth of oil
Originally posted by azguy Depends if you know how to talk your way into it. I have never even tried, but had friends lose $600 and end up with nothing more than... a freaking massage.
600 bucks? for just a massage? for 600 bucks i want my balls fondled and at least 10 rubouts
Dude, you need to come and visit me here in Mexico.
The massage places will give you more than a hand job for about 60$, and the strip clubs are even better. A lap dance is 20$ and a lap dance with a fuck is about 50$.
Originally posted by pornguy Dude, you need to come and visit me here in Mexico.
The massage places will give you more than a hand job for about 60$, and the strip clubs are even better. A lap dance is 20$ and a lap dance with a fuck is about 50$.
Panama City, Panama - $30 and you have an in-house whore for a week.
Originally posted by Paul Waters In Toronto it is more like $40, and it is polite to buy extras, such as topless for 20, nude for 40, nude reverse for 60.
I am gonna be in Toronto , Nov 26 flying to Buffalo NY then heading up to Toronto.
Originally posted by azguy Depends if you know how to talk your way into it. I have never even tried, but had friends lose $600 and end up with nothing more than... a freaking massage.
I havent. Whats the rates anyway? Might as well get a escort?
there all over vegas...asian maessage joints...There called Sunset message!!! Its like 60 for the message and an extra 40 got a handjob..I had them do blowjobs on 2 occassions....condom on of course and they put it on witht here mouths!!!!1
no but i did get one when i was 16 on my first back surgery during a catheter. The nurse said she had to get me hard so she could get the tube in me. She then started jerking me off. A few years later after my third surgery another nurse gave me a catheter without using her hand on me. I asked why she didnt get me hard and she almost flipped out , laughed and asked why I asked such a thing. I told her and she got a very shocked look and told me the nurse had had her way with me.:
Good thing I knew the last nurse well or she would have punched me for asking.
i was all coked up one time and went and got one....that was some funny ass shit
it was $50, and she was supposed to use a condom, but decided not to at the last minute...if anyone has seen my cumshots they know I am not a short shooter....she aimed it to the side and back, and I hit her mirror that was like 7 feet behind us....her eyes got huge and she looked so suprised...hahaha
Originally posted by SuckOnThis There's one a few miles from my house. $150 will get you everything with a 20 year old from China that speak no english.
Here's a better question- if you were with someone and you got a massage with a handjob at the end, and your chick told you that it was okay and it didn't really bother her, would you still consider that cheating?
In other words- if she basically gave you the green light to do something like that, as long as it was just some meaningless, paid sex act, would you bitch about it and call it cheating anyway?
Originally posted by Holly Here's a better question- if you were with someone and you got a massage with a handjob at the end, and your chick told you that it was okay and it didn't really bother her, would you still consider that cheating?
In other words- if she basically gave you the green light to do something like that, as long as it was just some meaningless, paid sex act, would you bitch about it and call it cheating anyway?
Why would I bitch about getting a handjob without the gf minding? Who would I bitch to, my buddies?
"Man I got this great handjob last night from this cute little Asian whore. My girl doesn't even care. This really sucks!"
Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted
Windows VPS now available
Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc. Click here for more details.
Originally posted by Sly Why would I bitch about getting a handjob without the gf minding? Who would I bitch to, my buddies?
"Man I got this great handjob last night from this cute little Asian whore. My girl doesn't even care. This really sucks!"
What about if she told you she didn't mind if you went to strip clubs or if you got a blow-job from a "paid" pro? Would you think that was just horrible and freak out about it?
Originally posted by Holly What about if she told you she didn't mind if you went to strip clubs or if you got a blow-job from a "paid" pro? Would you think that was just horrible and freak out about it?
Why would I think its horrible and freak out? What are you talking about?
Are you trying to tell me something? You want ME to pay YOU to give me a BJ?
Ok.
Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted
Windows VPS now available
Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc. Click here for more details.
Originally posted by PhotoGreggXXX nah, but close, my girlfriend is a massage junkie, so almost every night I do the oily, massage thing and end up fucking or getting a blowjob out the deal. Cost: 50 cents worth of oil
So far it looks like Gregg has the best cost for service deal going! But who would have ever doubted it..
Originally posted by GiantGnome no but i did get one when i was 16 on my first back surgery during a catheter. The nurse said she had to get me hard so she could get the tube in me. She then started jerking me off. A few years later after my third surgery another nurse gave me a catheter without using her hand on me. I asked why she didnt get me hard and she almost flipped out , laughed and asked why I asked such a thing. I told her and she got a very shocked look and told me the nurse had had her way with me.:
Good thing I knew the last nurse well or she would have punched me for asking.
Catheter!
I've never had one inserted, must hurt like shit no???
Yep when I lived in NYC , there was a apartment in the building I lived in. The madam though I was a nice boy(I was 24 at the time) I was good for at least once a month.
Originally posted by pornguy Dude, you need to come and visit me here in Mexico.
The massage places will give you more than a hand job for about 60$, and the strip clubs are even better. A lap dance is 20$ and a lap dance with a fuck is about 50$.
I've never had one inserted, must hurt like shit no???
not really. they lube the tube up pretty good. its just a tad humiliating having to go through it. on my third surgery however, i woke up with one already done and had to go 2 days with it taped down. i can tell you it hurts very much when the nurse bumps into the tube. i kept warning hospital staff and visitors to watch out for the tube.
Comment