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vixm 11-15-2004 05:47 PM

John Titor - Timetraveler
 
John Titor - Timetraveler from 2036

He posted on a bunch of bulletin boards in 2000 and 2001 that he was a time traveler from 2036.

He made a bunch of predictions :: so far they've all come true. like the ground zero suicide, patriot act, so on . . .

His next prediction is Olympics being cancelled in 2004 and a Civil War in the US in 2005.
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Titor claimed to be a serving soldier who was recruited to a governmental time travel project. He was supposedly sent from 2036 back to 1975 to retrieve an IBM 5100 computer which he claimed was needed to overcome a Unix bug - Unix-based machines would no longer function after 2038 - a known bug related to the 32-bit nature of the Unix clock.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor

http://www.anomalies.net/time_travel/john.html

http://www.johntitor.com/

What do you all think?

http://anomalies.net/time_travel/PT5.jpg
Image of the Time Travel Unit
http://anomalies.net/time_travel/fetch.jpg
This is a picture taken in the fall of 2035 during my training. It shows my instructor beaming a handheld laser outside the vehicle during operation. The beam is being bent by the gravitational field produced outside the vehicle by the distortion unit. The beam is visible through smoke that is coming from his cigar.

http://anomalies.net/time_travel/time-m2.jpg
The time travel device
http://anomalies.net/time_travel/fetch2.jpg
The time travel device
http://anomalies.net/time_travel/fetch3.jpg
The time travel device

http://anomalies.net/time_travel/51102.jpg
This is the same model of computer John took back to the future. Its an IBM Series 5100

There's even a book published on Amazon!

European Lee 11-15-2004 05:49 PM

Welcome to 4 years ago :thumbsup

Regards,

Lee

vixm 11-15-2004 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by European Lee
Welcome to 4 years ago :thumbsup

Regards,

Lee

Yeah but his WMD prediction came true

Also as John said, 2004 US elections will bring civial unrest, the Olympics will be cancelled in 2004 and Waco-Like events will start in 2005. :eek7

I read the Wikipedia story ... scary shit!

European Lee 11-15-2004 06:05 PM

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Originally posted by vixm
Olympics will be cancelled in 2004
OMG we better go back in time to re-write history then :1orglaugh

Regards,

Lee

SmokeyTheBear 11-15-2004 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by vixm
Yeah but his WMD prediction came true

Also as John said, 2004 US elections will bring civial unrest, the Olympics will be cancelled in 2004 and Waco-Like events will start in 2005. :eek7

I read the Wikipedia story ... scary shit!

ummm the olympics werent cancelled , and anyone can predict civil war watch..

the great smokey predicts future civil unrest and violence.


see.

everything else substantial has many years to come. and has been predicted before

SmokeyTheBear 11-15-2004 06:11 PM

but a few mistakes he made are easiy spotted.

like his time travel machine that he shows pictures of him and his instructor in 2036 shooting a laser out the window.. ( the window of a 1970's sedan )

im sure ge and the us military built a time machine in the future inside an old beater lol

oldnewbie 11-15-2004 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by vixm
the Olympics will be cancelled in 2004
:eek7

mastermikex 11-15-2004 06:16 PM

if i remember correctly, it wasn't that the olympics would be cancelled in 2004, but that the olympics would not be held again after this year

the indigo 11-15-2004 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by mastermikex
if i remember correctly, it wasn't that the olympics would be cancelled in 2004, but that the olympics would not be held again after this year
Exactly.

That means we have to wait until 2008 to see if it's true or not.

Sambo 11-15-2004 06:22 PM

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Originally posted by mastermikex
if i remember correctly, it wasn't that the olympics would be cancelled in 2004, but that the olympics would not be held again after this year
yep......

mastermikex 11-15-2004 06:26 PM

actually we will only have to wait till 2006...the winter olympics are supposed to be held in italy...i'm sure he didn't just mean the summer olmypics would be cancelled after 2004

AkiraSS 11-15-2004 06:27 PM

The pic with the laser was proven it's fake.

A fluorescent string was used...

vixm 11-15-2004 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
but a few mistakes he made are easiy spotted.

like his time travel machine that he shows pictures of him and his instructor in 2036 shooting a laser out the window.. ( the window of a 1970's sedan )

im sure ge and the us military built a time machine in the future inside an old beater lol

He originally went back to the 75 that's why he has a 70's sedan. Cant have a 2036 Corvette in 1970.

You all need to read the links ;)

Varius 11-15-2004 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
but a few mistakes he made are easiy spotted.

like his time travel machine that he shows pictures of him and his instructor in 2036 shooting a laser out the window.. ( the window of a 1970's sedan )

im sure ge and the us military built a time machine in the future inside an old beater lol

Maybe that was all that was left in a post-nuclear world
:1orglaugh

I've read lots of this guy's posts in the past though (pun intended), and they are entertaining atleast.

I just hope his "interesting" notion for 2012 is the return of Atlanteans like in a dream I had :)

Lykos 11-15-2004 08:35 PM

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Originally posted by European Lee
Welcome to 4 years ago :thumbsup



bestwaysex 11-15-2004 08:42 PM

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Originally posted by vixm
a Civil War in the US in 2005.

You dont' have to be from the future to know this. My buddy was speaking of this just the other day..

keyboard warrior 11-15-2004 08:47 PM

just seen the site forum
http://communities.anomalies.net/cgi...tart_po int=0

they say john titor is a fake to boost there website traffic.

bestwaysex 11-15-2004 08:48 PM

Time travel is not possible.

It doesn't work like in the movies. On top of that, 2036 is not even far enough into the future for humans to get smart all of a sudden and invent a time machine.

Nobody would risk changing the timeline to make sure Unix works... but that's only IF time travel was possible.

If people were traveling back in time, you would see things that don't make sense to you.

Good laugh though :thumbsup

VeriSexy 11-15-2004 08:51 PM

Anyone watch the movie "Twelve Monkeys" ? :1orglaugh :thumbsup

http://www.spleenworld.com/coverart/...onkeys_big.jpg

Bigjohn 11-15-2004 09:23 PM

The guy's a quack... although his writings do make for a fun read :1orglaugh

dozey 11-15-2004 09:29 PM

Is that the corner of a steering wheel I see in his time travel machine?

Varius 11-15-2004 09:31 PM

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Originally posted by dozey
Is that the corner of a steering wheel I see in his time travel machine?
Well he might have to make a left or a right in the timestream :1orglaugh

CET 11-15-2004 09:44 PM

If he's a time traveler from the future, sent back to find an IBM 1500, then:
[list=1][*]Why did he spend so much time on the internet in chatrooms? That has almost nothing to do with finding a computer.[*]Why did they need a physical computer from the past. All the specs for it exist and it would be much easier to build that simple computer then to build a time machine and risk screwing up the world.[*]Why did they need an IBM 1500 to fix a UNIX bug? UNIX is a very simple operating system.[*]Why do the people from the future need specific hardware to fix a software problem? Go find a freakin programmer for cryin out loud.[/list=1]

I don't buy it. I'm skeptical of extra ordinary claims without extra ordinary evidence, and there's too many problems with his story.

Argoz 11-15-2004 10:07 PM

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Originally posted by VeriSexy
Anyone watch the movie "Twelve Monkeys" ? :1orglaugh :thumbsup

http://www.spleenworld.com/coverart/...onkeys_big.jpg

Good movie!!!! :thumbsup

volante 11-15-2004 10:13 PM

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Originally posted by bestwaysex
Time travel is not possible.
Do you remember what you were doing last week? If time travel wasn't possible, you'd still be doing it.

CET 11-15-2004 10:19 PM

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Originally posted by bestwaysex
Time travel is not possible.
According to modern physics that is true, but that does not make it true or that physicists may discover how to make time travel possible.

bestwaysex 11-15-2004 10:23 PM

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Originally posted by volante
Do you remember what you were doing last week? If time travel wasn't possible, you'd still be doing it.
It's one thing to move along with time, it's another thing to find a way to reverse ONLY YOURSELF back into time. If time travel into the past WAS possible, you would be reversing the clock, resulting in EVERYTHING being backtracked.

Ofcourse we all want to BELIEVE it is possible, because it would be so "cool".. but reality is that something like that is not possible, atleast not for another couple hundred years.. if mankind can survive that long, and with the way this world is going.. i'm not too sure that we would last that long.

bestwaysex 11-15-2004 10:32 PM

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Originally posted by CET
According to modern physics that is true, but that does not make it true or that physicists may discover how to make time travel possible.
If time travel was possible, that would mean that we are being visited by future human beings.. which would result in spontaneous changes in our surroundings that were unexplainable.

untitled 11-15-2004 10:40 PM

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Originally posted by bestwaysex
If time travel was possible, that would mean that we are being visited by future human beings.. which would result in spontaneous changes in our surroundings that were unexplainable.

so iraq really did have wmd's!!!!!!!!!!! i KNEW ITT!!11

CET 11-15-2004 10:41 PM

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Originally posted by bestwaysex
If time travel was possible, that would mean that we are being visited by future human beings.. which would result in spontaneous changes in our surroundings that were unexplainable.
How do you know that? Maybe this is the time line that was created by that visit. Further, if things spontaneously changed around us, then so would we, which means we would have no memory or record of the change.

Varius 11-15-2004 10:42 PM

Since time is a man-made concept, time travel will become possible once an accepted definition comes around :2 cents:

Icon 11-15-2004 10:44 PM

I thought he used a Dolorean. But that pic looks like the Flux Capacitator...hurry Marty......

Rantan 11-15-2004 10:44 PM

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Originally posted by CET
How do you know that? Maybe this is the time line that was created by that visit. Further, if things spontaneously changed around us, then so would we, which means we would have no memory or record of the change.
we wouldn't have any memory of the change because speaking in quantum terms, we would simply begin down a new path in the timeline.

CET 11-15-2004 10:49 PM

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Originally posted by Varius
Since time is a man-made concept, time travel will become possible once an accepted definition comes around :2 cents:
Only in the sense of how we divide it and measure it. Time is one of the 4 dimensions universally accepted by physicists.

Shoplifter 11-15-2004 10:50 PM

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Originally posted by AkiraSS
The pic with the laser was proven it's fake.

A fluorescent string was used...

Needless to say anything projecting enough gravitational force to bend light so abruptly would also be bending a lot of other things. One could only imagine what would happen to the interior of a car. Clearly BS.

Varius 11-15-2004 10:52 PM

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Originally posted by CET
Only in the sense of how we divide it and measure it. Time is one of the 4 dimensions universally accepted by physicists.
I learn something everyday :)

However on that note, I don't believe anybody at present time is mentally able to actually comprehend or explain time.

If you believe the theories that we use only ~6-8% of our brains, maybe we can comprehend the true concept of time as a dimension around 20% :winkwink:

CET 11-15-2004 10:57 PM

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Originally posted by Varius
I learn something everyday :)

However on that note, I don't believe anybody at present time is mentally able to actually comprehend or explain time.

If you believe the theories that we use only ~6-8% of our brains, maybe we can comprehend the true concept of time as a dimension around 20% :winkwink:

That's pretty well debunked too. From what I understand, we only use around 10% at any given time. However, over all we use most of our brain's power.

bestwaysex 11-15-2004 11:00 PM

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Originally posted by CET
How do you know that? Maybe this is the time line that was created by that visit. Further, if things spontaneously changed around us, then so would we, which means we would have no memory or record of the change.
If that person came back.. that means this timeline is UNCHANGED.. because it has already happened in his history.

The only way it were possible is that if someone came, it would change everything automatically.. and a parallel universe was created.. where the new changes took effect and we continued as we are now, in our own.

It gets really confusing

Let me try to clarify it a bit..

Assume that someone comes from the future and you meet him.. as time goes on and you reach the point where the person you met came from, you would suddenly disappear because in that time, it was HIM who went back in time and you didn't exist then.. therefore you would already know what was going to happen in the future.

It would be a giant loophole that we would be stuck in and would not be able to move forward in time.

To me, time would start to reverse when our universe starts to compress instead of expanding.. and who knows when that is going to happen.

bestwaysex 11-15-2004 11:04 PM

What he changed in the past has already happened so he cant do it so he cant go to the past and do it so it never happened

Get it?

volante 11-15-2004 11:05 PM

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Originally posted by bestwaysex
To me, time would start to reverse when our universe starts to compress instead of expanding.. and who knows when that is going to happen.
Never - the expasion of the universe is accelerating, not decelerating.


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