who wants to have sex with my wife because she will be single again pretty soon
 

DONT READ
unless you are massively bored or have gone through something similar

this is xposted from my LJ and it tells a story
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so
i go over to chris and dawns to see my daughter since chris is graciously watching her because im going out of town on business for nurga ryan and my wife left town because she doesnt get enough vacation because obviously staying out until 3 am every morning doesnt count for shit miss "i still need to pencil in a little more 'me' time so im going to SC to get fucked up with my friends for no good reason" <- back to this in a second

dawns mom is over there
both dawns mom and dawn can be some biznitches if u catch my drift
(another reason i dont like my wife hanging out with them that much because it totally flips the script on a nurga whodi and it rubs off on my wife and she tess gangsta++)
anyway
dawns mom makes some smartass remark like "...the night that dipshit here stole the car"
i was like "what"
she was like "yea youre lucky that didnt happen directly on my property or i would have called the cops and thats fucking grand theft auto"
first off
that beef is between me and my wife
so fuck that shit and stay the fuck out
second
i BOUGHT THE FUCKING CAR
how the fuck can i steal something i own? is this fucking possible? ARE YOU OUT OF UR FUCKING MIND?
so i just say "i bought the car therefore i own it too how can u call the cops on me"
she says "not according to jolene you dont"

nice fucking story babe i bought the fucking car dont lie to make urself sound better

then later on my daughter throws some food
babies do that
i was talking to chris
fucking dawns mom slaps my daughters hand and is raising her voice to her
im like gritting my fucking teeth
chris is doing this as a charity case
but i dont need dawns fucking mom yelling at my kid fuck that shit

so im going to go kidnap my daughter tonight

then my wife
hasnt gotten a hold of me who knows what the fuck shes up to
her phone is off
ive left messages on hers and dawns phone dawns phone actually rings but no answer
fuck

man fuck this mess of shit ive gotten myself into my life just gets progressively more retarded
im a workaholic ballaholic
my wife is fucking stupid and immature and gets progressively worse
i hope shes fucking some big black man right now and shes fucking happy about it because my paranoid ass is going to assume the worst anyway
if i get a divorce im gonna fucking owe her bare minimum like 1k a month and plus go through all the lawyer bullshit and she can probably steal my kid cuz im bipolar fuck
right now my daughter is somewhere where she doesnt really need to be god bless chris i trust him but fuck the rest im gonna kidnap her if i didnt have to fucking work i could watch her it sucks
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she calls me finally
its about 9est
shes been on the beach all day supposedly

get this
she didnt even go to SC
shes just stayed in florida after flying into orlando
shes in panama city right now
jessica the girl they were going to see for graduating boot camp
cant even graduate boot because her leg is broken

my wife is tripping because im having my parents watch isabella instead of chris
im a fucking parent
i can decide these things
fuck her

im so pissed everyone
my wife is bitching how shes "entitled to have fun too"
bitch
ur out fucking off until 3am all the time

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p.s. for those who failed geography
panama city is nowhere near fuckin south carolina
its almost 400 fucking miles away from orlando
THE OTHER DIRECTION
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my wife is totally ignoring me. i was considering taking isabella to ohio with me because i didnt trust her and dawn not to fuck me because those two bitches really plot and scheme and are coldhearted. i cant even begin to tell you the amount of bullshit those two have put me through the past few days.

so, when i was considering taking isabella all of the sudden my wife takes an interest in me because the baby is her leverage point on me. she requests that i dont take isabella on the trip etc etc etc and all of this time shes completely convinced im doing it to hurt her, when in reality im just trying to be proactive so that she cant use her against me. anyway, after talking with her for like 40 minutes and we are in front of the airport, i think man if my fucking plane crashed then what good is me enhancing my life insurance (i seem to be a pessimist) - so i turn my precious daughter over to my brother and ask my wife respectfully to apologize to my parents for insulting them and to promise that when we need to work this out that we can do it as civil people. she promises this and i trust her.

after this however, for the duration of my trip, i have not been able to get a hold of jolene. dawn is making stupid ass excuses every time she picks up her own phone. so this morning, their flight is slated to leave and i get a hold of them. they are running extremely late because apparently they got entirely too fucked up the night before or something. being 400 miles away in the opposite direction of the airport is also very very stupid.

my wife is fucking NOTORIOUS for avoiding argument and will hang up and turn her fucking phone off all the fucking time. its fucking insane you cant even imagine how frustrating it is trying to talk to someone when the minute the conversation doesnt go their way they have a tendency to just hang up the phone and turn it off. so my wife eventually gets home and dawn promises me i will receive a call from jolene in DIA.

their flight arrives because im checking the status on the interweb. no call. then im like calling my parents begging and pleading them dont let jolene take the baby from you because shes going to do something stupid guaranteed. they dont want to get involved and dawn and jolene are crazy enough to call fucking kidnapping on my parents. anyway my little brother answers his cellphone like right at ground zero just as shes walking in and im like steven hand her your phone so i can talk to her shes still ignoring me. she says she doesnt want to talk to me.

so im like texting her while her phone is still on like wtf quit it im scared at least let me know whats going on cmon etc etc etc she texts me back with "im turning my phone off now" this was about 4 hours ago - it is still fucking off and i cant get a hold of her and she has my child and who knows what shes doing. i fucking hope shes not going down to arizona with her mom because that shit would suck immensely - i dont fly into town until 5:30 tomorrow so i need to somehow get some kind of intervention plan set up to intercept my child.

this is fucking bullshit i shouldnt have to deal with this shit with my wife and my kid when im out here trying to conduct some semblance of business while she goes out and fucks off all the time.......i really wish i could work my marriage out but ive tried everything and shes just hurting me so much deliberately.
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she has been out of contact with me and i cant contact her because she turns her phone off and when i call or text she just ignores it

she stole my daughter and i got back from ohio and no one will let me see her
dawn wont tell me where she is

guys like
im seriously at the end of my rope here
ive tried fucking everything
but it isnt working and i need your thoughts and support somehow
because if i dont get to see my daughter im going to be fucked inside
my shit is slowly melting away
i havent gotten any sleep
im just in like a permanent panic attack for four days

my wife gave me her word she wouldnt do this
i talked to my father in law out of desperation and hes going to help me out
he sees some similarities between jolenes mother and her which could just be blooming

but man i think im going to have to file for divorce to see my child because shes just going to keep her hidden from me
this is such bullshit using her as leverage
i knew i should have taken her to ohio because if i had then jolene wouldnt have had the opportunity to do this
and i knew she would
shes doing this to fuck with me and it sucks so bad
why the fuck does she do this shit seriously
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NOW TODAY

my wife just issued a restraining order against me
cant go within 100 yds of her or the baby
but i have no idea where they are anyway
cant call
cant contact
cant do shit
until november 29th at 8.30 am
fucking great
i need character witnesses people who can give a nurga some leverage
because this is total bullshit

this sucks
she took the first stab it is quite ingenius
im sure that it was dawns or jolenes moms idea



THE RESTRAINING ORDER WILL BE MADE PERMANENT IF I CANT LEGITIMIZE SHIT ON NOV 29

thoughts????

YT hook me up I am sexy

if she is fat...NO:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

shes a bitch

Wow that's fucked up man hope it works out for you...

Sorry to hear about all the drama man. Good luck on whatever happens.

man you really hate you wife, she must be really nasty.

You've done a good job of keeping these issues off of the board.

All this time I thought you were young, happy and in love.

used to be

shit happens though when ur yung dum full of cum

i wasn't bored, so i didn't read

but if it invloves women, it is most likely fucked up

Thats pretty fucked up :(

Blah Blah Babies mommy sucks Blah Blah

you should have a lawyer and have him working his ass off.. this could be resolved in hours if you take care of your shit.

Call a lawyer. Get a good one if you love your daughter. Get her back and forget about your wife. She isn't your wife, only legally.

Husbands and wives don't do that shit to each other. Thats for high school kids.

Sucks Man,

Just hang in there man, hopefully everything will work out...

wow that is way fucked up!! I hope things work out for you!

Sounds like she just tried to run away from her problems - literally.

At any rate, good luck with whatever you do ytc.

BTW i'd fuck her if she didnt have a kid :(

what a fucking whore.
keep your head up, YT.

AS I recall, isn't she barely out of high school? 19 or 20 or something?

This is why you don't get married to young girls. :2 cents:

best advice....


sorry to hear that though yt....truely sucks! ;(

Ugly shit.:2 cents:

If your wife typically a bitch or did you do something to provoke her? What was the turning point int he relationship that made her become bitch. I know she wasn't like this when you first got married or you would not have done it. Atleast I hope not....

you will need this tshirt for court
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a18/a18.gif

You do whatever it is you need to do to protect your daughter. Personally, I would of given that bitch a major beat down for slapping my daughter's hand and yelling at her for throwing food. People can mess with me all that want, but they'd better stay the fuck away from my kids.

Do what's best for you and your daughter. Fuck everyone else and their needs or feelings. Protect your daughter, think with the head above your shoulders, cowboy up and do what's best for Isabella. Doesn't matter if you're Bipolar or not...you can still be a stable parent. Be the mature one in this situation and do what's best for the baby.

Good luck.

ugh sorry man..first thing id do..is stop calling her.

get a lawyer...come up with a gameplan.

her taking your daughter from you is indeed a first strike, butnow you should find out what your best legal option is.

She sounds like a crazy bitcvh man..who the hell shuts her phone off when talking to her husband.

Precisely why I tell people under 25 to not get married (and that means don't be knocking up your g/f either)

God, I love my kids.

Man sorry to hear about your troubles..seems like alot of people thrive on making other people miserable. Your wife seems to know what buttons to push to make u mad. I suggest keeping your cool for the next 2 weeks man..its hard when shes got your duaghter ,but if you dont you will be worse off on the inside and out. Even if the hahahaha pissed u off..cant let her know..got to make like it dont matter....she obviously gets her kicks watchin you do backflips in the bathtub..IF i were u i would fiile seperation papers and file for 100% custody..this way .your the one filing <for irreconciale differences and unfit parent party till 3am..Party trips to panama,no contact "..that way in the end..no matter what ..you will atleast get 50% custody or a really good visitation setup. Shes doesnt seem to far from doing that to you..and its always better to be the Plantiff than the defendant .ALso once you file papers she cant file against you !! meaning you have upper hand, after that i would have her followed when she goes out at nite by a private investigator...he can snap pics of her boozing it up and grinding her ass at the club..maybe even going home with another man..wich if that happens ..even when legally seperated is infedelity..wich is grounds for divorce and less alimony money for her!! DUDE...just by reading your story we can tell your upset..Man take the 2 weeks to find a lawyer and file for sepration and cool off..your duaghter will be ok ..Take a step back and do the smart thing..lay low..dont go callin her firends ..cause thats just giving your wife what she wants <you flippin out> Just do yourself a favour and call a lawyer .The next few weeks will dictate what your long term future will be..so .dont blow it..think it out and you will come out on top in the end....good luck man!.......btw if she comes to myrtle beach sc let me know ill make sure she has a miserable time :)

never been married, have you :1orglaugh

I feel ya man... Woman arn't shit but trouble. I had two big relationships and it screwed buisness lots of other stuff. Men play the game but woman our the game. Woman will pull drastic shit that you thought where in story tales. I wish you that best man you need to holla hit me up on icq yt...

Also, do everything the totally legit, legal way. No kidnappings, etc. Be above the law and take the high road. Don't act on your emotions...you need to hire an attorney, ASAP. Why the restraining order? What legal basis are they using?

You seriously need to talk to an attorney. Fathers have rights, too. Just go hire an attorney, today.

Dude I tried to read it but gave up.I'll say this. Your women is out there sucking mad dingaling. Dump and replace.


Peaaaaaaaace.

I'd like to have read it, except it seems to be encrypted with the 'ebonics' algorithm and I don't have my decoder ring with me.

It sounds to me that she's just immature.

The reality is, you should try your best to make things work out.

Bite your tongue when you speak with her and try to get a face to face and work on the future instead of the past.

Then when the time is right and you think there's no hope, file for the divorse before she slips away with your kid.

Crazy, sorry to hear about this. That must really hurt.

I feel for you man, hang in there.

In times like this you can ony think about how much worse things could be instead of how bad it actually is.

At least your family has its health, mental stuff can be ironed out later. But losing a limb or not being able to see or hear would be much worse. If that makes you feel any better.

could you post her pic. so we could decide.

he has . . . . she is fuckable

yea definitely
man im just fucking overwhelmed right now

This sucks but you need to stay strong. I highly recommend speaking to a lawyer and building a plan of action. If you can't afford a lawyer or if you don't want to spend money just yet, look for free legal advice that may be offered by your county or city. I know in the county I reside, on the county's website, it says that you can have a free 30 min legal advice session from real lawyers that are donating their time.

If i was in this situation I would think of my kid and do what's right for her no matter what it took (all legal of course).

This is for your wife for doing this to you
:321GFY
This is for those other rude people
:321GFY
This is for your wife again because I don't know her but she pisses me off
:321GFY
And this is for my neighbors just because I hate them.
:ak47:

By the way, a 'bipolar' excuse can only be used if it's been diagnosed by a doctor. Some people feel they are bipolar but they're not, they are just going through a lot of stress in their life which tend to swing their emotions quickly.

And again to your wife for doing this
:321GFY