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Shoehorn! 11-12-2004 06:28 AM

I used the womens bathrooma tonight
 
So it was party time again tonight, just liek irt is every other days of the week, and the line for the mens bathroom was long, and I sidn't want to sit there and wait because ther ewas beer to be drank, so I asaid fuck it and used the womens bathroom. Then I walked out and everyone sitting around there started cheering, and I laughed and the girls looked at me li9ke I as an asshole. Personally I think it was a good idea. ANy of you ever use the bathroom of the opposite sex while intoxicated or not?

beemk 11-12-2004 06:29 AM

thats where women go to the bathroom.... right?

Shoehorn! 11-12-2004 06:32 AM

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Originally posted by beemk
thats where women go to the bathroom.... right?
HAHAHA, when you;re drunk and you gotta piss, and theres pictchers of beer waiting for you, and other people are drinking them that aren't you, yoiu gotta use the womens bathroom. I am not ashamed, it was a strategic move so I vouclf drink more beer. Iam sure a lot fo people understand. :glugglug

MrJackMeHoff 11-12-2004 06:43 AM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
HAHAHA, when you;re drunk and you gotta piss, and theres pictchers of beer waiting for you, and other people are drinking them that aren't you, yoiu gotta use the womens bathroom. I am not ashamed, it was a strategic move so I vouclf drink more beer. Iam sure a lot fo people understand. :glugglug
Dude stfu you have no friends and you dont drink so stop fucking bsing on GFY for cool points..

Pete-KT 11-12-2004 06:44 AM

Well it was differnt when i went in there last time, I was invited in byt the girl that was with me at the bar but if i had to get back to my beer i would of used the shorter line bathroom.


Pete-KT

beemk 11-12-2004 06:46 AM

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Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
Dude stfu you have no friends and you dont drink so stop fucking bsing on GFY for cool points..
BUSTED

Shoehorn! 11-12-2004 06:49 AM

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Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
Dude stfu you have no friends and you dont drink so stop fucking bsing on GFY for cool points..
Let ssee, who likes you:
1. angelina, why, beacuse you support her
2. kevin, he hangs out with you cause no one else his age lives by him
3. me, oh wait, no i don't.

I've lived here for 5 years, I know plenty of people, same reason I didn't come to your house everyday, i have other peoiple to hang out with. Now, my advice for you would be to not piss me off, think about why you don't want me to be mad at you. Right now we're not friends, and we're not enemies, it moight be in your best interest to keep it that way. :2 cents:

MrJackMeHoff 11-12-2004 06:54 AM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
Let ssee, who likes you:
1. angelina, why, beacuse you support her
2. kevin, he hangs out with you cause no one else his age lives by him
3. me, oh wait, no i don't.

I've lived here for 5 years, I know plenty of people, same reason I didn't come to your house everyday, i have other peoiple to hang out with. Now, my advice for you would be to not piss me off, think about why you don't want me to be mad at you. Right now we're not friends, and we're not enemies, it moight be in your best interest to keep it that way. :2 cents:

Yeah ok there were 15 people here tonite as usual and you know it, so nice try.

Wishful thinking.. Everything I ever said to was BS showin off so it really doesnt matter..

Your a bitch who asks me to go to eat and bring $7 ($97 bill) so I get stuck with the bill among other things. Im not trying to be your enemy but lets call a spade a spade. Its no wonder no one likes you, like you've admitted to me before.

Shoehorn! 11-12-2004 06:59 AM

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Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
Yeah ok there were 15 people here tonite as usual and you know it, so nice try.

Wishful thinking.. Everything I ever said to was BS so it really doesnt matter..

Your a bitch who asks me to go to eat and bring $7 ($97 bill) so I get stuck with the bill among other things. Im not trying to be your enemy but lets call a spade a spade. Its no wonder no one likes you, like you've admitted to me before.

HAHAHA, ok, lets think abut this, first of all there has never been 15 people at your house while I was there. Second, people onlyu like you becaseu you BBQ for them and provide them with free shit. Third, we went to outback and my steka was rare when I ordered it well, so I sent it back, not once but twice, and then I didn't eat it, so the manager came and said he wouldn't charge me because they fucked up twice, and in the end I didn't eat it anyway. Fourth, if you want to come down here and stand on the sidelines while I have fun, be my guest, you can see for yourself. Fifth, I hung out with you because it was a good time, you could never do anything for me that I couldn't do for myself, and you've admitted that in person before.

By the way, did your durango get repossed yet?

stocktrader23 11-12-2004 07:02 AM

I'm glad no other webmasters live by me.

Shoehorn! 11-12-2004 07:04 AM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
I'm glad no other webmasters live by me.
It's not bad when you hang out with honest people.

MrJackMeHoff 11-12-2004 07:05 AM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
HAHAHA, ok, lets think abut this, first of all there has never been 15 people at your house while I was there. Second, people onlyu like you becaseu you BBQ for them and provide them with free shit. Third, we went to outback and my steka was rare when I ordered it well, so I sent it back, not once but twice, and then I didn't eat it, so the manager came and said he wouldn't charge me because they fucked up twice, and in the end I didn't eat it anyway. Fourth, if you want to come down here and stand on the sidelines while I have fun, be my guest, you can see for yourself. Fifth, I hung out with you because it was a good time, you could never do anything for me that I couldn't do for myself, and you've admitted that in person before.

By the way, did your durango get repossed yet?

Dude they gave you the steak for free. Not the rest of the shit you bought or the tip your full of shit..

What does the scammer dealership who wanted to change Angies contract have to do with anything?

Your trying real hard to not look like shit but you are deal with it.. Its alot more than just that.. Everyone who met you had something to say and I stuck up for you numerous times for no good reason.. Just took me longer to realize what a worthless shit you are..

I should have known you were a bitch when you cried to my girlfriend you cant get girls and you laid on the floor like an idiot whining about what a loser you are.. Ha jackass..

Ahh good drama..

Shoehorn! 11-12-2004 07:15 AM

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Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
Dude they gave you the steak for free. Not the rest of the shit you bought or the tip your full of shit..

What does the scammer dealership who wanted to change Angies contract have to do with anything?

Your trying real hard to not look like shit but you are deal with it.. Its alot more than just that.. Everyone who met you had something to say and I stuck up for you numerous times for no good reason.. Just took me longer to realize what a worthless shit you are..

I should have known you were a bitch when you cried to my girlfriend you cant get girls and you laid on the floor like an idiot whining about what a loser you are.. Ha jackass..

Ahh good drama..

Uhh, right, that's why my iced tea was like $2.95 and I gave you $5.

You're a fly by night scammer man, no one is fucking you over, you do shady shit and it cathces up to you, same reason you're in Hawaii and nothing is in your name, everything is in Angie's name. You told me "they don't even know I am here, and if they did it would take them at least 2 years to track me down. I think next I'll go to Panama."

Everyone I met, you mean Kevin's mom? Who even told that surfer kids mom that she thought you and Angie and me were losers because we were wearing t-shirts? Like I give a shit about that lady, or Kevin, or any of those people. I've told you before and I'll tell you again, I am not trying to impress anyone. After awhile you get tired of all that.

I cried to your girlfriend on the floor? When was this? When we were at outback and she kept saying "oh, that girl is cute, and blah blah blah" I kept telling her that I am having fun now, I don't want a girlfriend, yet you both kept insisting that I wanted one. I think I know what I want and what I don't want. :2 cents:

MrJackMeHoff 11-12-2004 07:18 AM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
Uhh, right, that's why my iced tea was like $2.95 and I gave you $5.

Dude you were on the floor the first time I met you..

Ok now we're making shit up.. Fucking brilliant..

The point is not what you ate anyway the point is you went in there with only $7 in your pocket.. So whether you ate it or not you didnt plan on paying..

Shoehorn! 11-12-2004 07:22 AM

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Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
Ok not we're making shit up.. Fucking brilliant..

The point is not what you ate anyway the point is you went in there with only $7 in your pocket.. So whether you ate it or not you didnt plan on paying..

I know since you don't want anything in your name you don't have any credit cards, but I do. I told her to split the bill up and you insisted that I didn't, maybe you were trying to be nice, maybe you were trying to show off. Like every other time we went out and you bought, I paid at a later date. Like when we went to Chili's and you paid, and then I paid for you and ANgelina at the movie, as you took one of everything from the concession stand. Or, if that wasn't enough, how I bought you lunch at Quizno's, adn Boston's, and Mountain Dew and that ice cream cake and all the other shit that we BBQ'd that night. TO be honest, I would rahter pay for myself, since when you do me a favor and pay for me it ends up costing me 3 times as much in the end.

MrJackMeHoff 11-12-2004 07:24 AM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
I know since you don't want anything in your name you don't have any credit cards, but I do. I told her to split the bill up and you insisted that I dhonest, I would rahter pay for myself, since when you do me a favor and pay for me it ends up costing me 3 times as much in the end.
Actually I have several credit cards would you like me to scan them for you? Quit bsing already..

Doesnt matter if you bought me a ferrari you dont EXPECT someone to pay for you fucker.

Shoehorn! 11-12-2004 07:27 AM

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Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
Actually I have several credit cards would you like me to scan them for you? Quit bsing already..

Doesnt matter if you bought me a ferrari you dont EXPECT someone to pay for you fucker.

Like I said, I didn't expect you to do anything, in fact, I don't like when people do things for me, because they expect double in return. So, if you remember, I asked her to split the bill because I intended with paying with my CC. I won't even go into how you hinted at me cosigning for you.

demented 11-12-2004 07:33 AM

Just sitting back and watching this shit :glugglug

MrJackMeHoff 11-12-2004 07:34 AM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
Like I said, I didn't expect you to do anything, in fact, I don't like when people do things for me, because they expect double in return. So, if you remember, I asked her to split the bill because I intended with paying with my CC. I won't even go into how you hinted at me cosigning for you.
I was kidding about that but hey you can cosign for me it'd be fun at this point..

oh boy fuckin, la la land..

MrJackMeHoff 11-12-2004 07:37 AM

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Originally posted by demented
Just sitting back and watching this shit :glugglug
Good shit eh? You should see icq..

Shoehorn! 11-12-2004 07:39 AM

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Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
I was kidding about that but hey you can cosign for me it'd be fun at this point..

oh boy fuckin, la la land..

Yeah, and I'd be fucked. Precisely the reason why I didn't cosign for you.

MrJackMeHoff 11-12-2004 07:40 AM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
Yeah, and I'd be fucked. Precisely the reason why I didn't cosign for you.
I never asked you to and you know so stfu about it already dipshit.

Shoehorn! 11-12-2004 07:41 AM

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Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
Good shit eh? You should see icq..
Post it. Actually, allow me to post a bit.

Exalted One (68155) [4:09 AM]:
You can fight me all you want and lie and all that but fact still remains everything i said in that thread is completely true and I stand by every word.. I feel you treated me and my friends like shit.. Deal with it.
KeithMoon [4:10 AM]:
you brought this on yourself
KeithMoon [4:10 AM]:
right now, theres no beef that i cant forgive
Exalted One (68155) [4:10 AM]:
that was a fucking shitty thing you did man
KeithMoon [4:11 AM]:
that was a shitty thing you did the other nigh tman
Exalted One (68155) [4:11 AM]:
what?
KeithMoon [4:11 AM]:
busting my balls in that true happiness thread, you brought this on yourself
Exalted One (68155) [4:11 AM]:
whats on myself?
KeithMoon [4:12 AM]:
i have no problem with you busting my chops, but if you have a problem with me you come to me like a man and tell me, instead of whining on GFY
Exalted One (68155) [4:12 AM]:
shit i was only poking you, you blew it up thats your deal

Sounds like backpedaling to me.
:2 cents:

MrJackMeHoff 11-12-2004 07:44 AM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
Post it. Actually, allow me to post a bit.

Exalted One (68155) [4:09 AM]:
You can fight me all you want and lie and all that but fact still remains everything i said in that thread is completely true and I stand by every word.. I feel you treated me and my friends like shit.. Deal with it.
KeithMoon [4:10 AM]:
you brought this on yourself
KeithMoon [4:10 AM]:
right now, theres no beef that i cant forgive
Exalted One (68155) [4:10 AM]:
that was a fucking shitty thing you did man
KeithMoon [4:11 AM]:
Im a loser with no friends man
Exalted One (68155) [4:11 AM]:
what?
KeithMoon [4:11 AM]:
busting my balls in that true happiness thread, I brought this on myself
Exalted One (68155) [4:11 AM]:
whats on myself?
KeithMoon [4:12 AM]:
i am a giant loser who edits icq conversations to look like Im smart
Exalted One (68155) [4:12 AM]:
shit i was only poking you, you blew it up thats your deal

Sounds like backpedaling to me.
:2 cents:

haha whatever fuckstick you left out quite a few things..

Shoehorn! 11-12-2004 07:44 AM

I shoulda put something in my sig for this.

VeriSexy 11-12-2004 07:46 AM

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Originally posted by demented
Just sitting back and watching this shit :glugglug
Me too, I haven't seen drama like this on GFY for while :glugglug

MrJackMeHoff 11-12-2004 07:51 AM

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Originally posted by VeriSexy
Me too, I haven't seen drama like this on GFY for while :glugglug
Difference is I'll get head tonite from a lady and I have other friends.. He lost the only one he had.

And he doesnt realize Im playin this off more for my postcount and fun factor.

Shoehorn! 11-12-2004 07:51 AM

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Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
haha whatever fuckstick you left out quite a few things..
http://www.johnnyshoehorn.com/hotlink/icqscreen.jpg

MrJackMeHoff 11-12-2004 07:55 AM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
So you post a part that has no relevance..
Even GFY wont fall for that..

Uh ok..

Shoehorn! 11-12-2004 07:56 AM

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Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
So you post a part that has no relevance..
Even GFY wont fall for that..

Uh ok..

That's a screencap of the part that I posted earlier, since you said that I left a part out.

Seriously man, you should quit now. :2 cents:

MrJackMeHoff 11-12-2004 07:58 AM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
That's a screencap of the part that I posted earlier, since you said that I left a part out.

Seriously man, you should quit now. :2 cents:

Im playing this guy like a violin haha funny as shit..

We are laughing our asses off over here..

Shoehorn! 11-12-2004 08:02 AM

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Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
Im playing this guy like a violin haha funny as shit..

We are laughing our asses off over here..

It was your "sense of humor" that got you into this. I am glad you're still enjoying yourself.

You and I both know that Angelina went to bed hours ago, so stop pretending that you have a Comedy Central camera crew behind you.

Basic_man 11-12-2004 08:08 AM

Who fuckin' care ? You made the good choice ! Now you can laugh at all the looser who are waiting in line !

mardigras 11-12-2004 08:09 AM

Comedy, news and soap operas... who needs TV when you have GFY:1orglaugh

Jer 11-12-2004 08:10 AM

Weird thread.

Jer 11-12-2004 08:11 AM

Looks like you guys won't hang out together anymore.

beemk 11-12-2004 08:12 AM

thesmutpeddlerdotcom loves the ccok

edit: he loves the cock too

Shoehorn! 11-12-2004 08:13 AM

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Originally posted by Jer
Looks like you guys won't hang out together anymore.
HAHA, yep.

Shoehorn! 11-12-2004 08:14 AM

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Originally posted by beemk
thesmutpeddlerdotcom loves the ccok
The ccok? I like meals cooked in a wok.

stocktrader23 11-12-2004 08:23 AM

WOULD YOU TWO IDIOTS SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!


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