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quiet 11-03-2004 08:55 PM

meeting a girl you've only known online
 
good idea. bad idea. somewhere in between?

WiredGuy 11-03-2004 08:56 PM

Why not?
WG

Spunky 11-03-2004 08:57 PM

Have you seen what she looks like?

Nicky 11-03-2004 08:57 PM

u 3 just show her your bank accounts and im sure she wont run away :Graucho

Rankings 11-03-2004 08:57 PM

my brother in law met his wife that way

quiet 11-03-2004 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
Why not?
WG

let's say i'm thinking of inviting someone to hang out in Whistler for a couple of days. could be a disaster....

Alky 11-03-2004 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
let's say i'm thinking of inviting someone to hang out in Whistler for a couple of days. could be a disaster....
but could be the time of your life

KMR Stitch 11-03-2004 08:59 PM

tranny!

Dawgy 11-03-2004 08:59 PM

id try & get some live webcam time in

anyone can send u still pics of someone else

Dagwolf 11-03-2004 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
let's say i'm thinking of inviting someone to hang out in Whistler for a couple of days. could be a disaster....
I met my wife online.

In spite of the fact that our in-person relationship is vastly different from our online relationship, we are inseparable after 7 years.

I won't get mushy on you but it CAN be awesome. :)

Spunky 11-03-2004 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
let's say i'm thinking of inviting someone to hang out in Whistler for a couple of days. could be a disaster....
Perhaps have a dinner date and feel her out first :glugglug

Juicy D. Links 11-03-2004 09:01 PM

Smack that shit doggystyle quiet :thumbsup

quiet 11-03-2004 09:01 PM

only thing is i gained 20 pounds since being hospitalized, and can barely walk right now. bad timing lol?

woj 11-03-2004 09:01 PM

this thread is useless without pics....

Theo 11-03-2004 09:02 PM

good idea, but inviting to stay...maybe not

Juicy D. Links 11-03-2004 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
only thing is i gained 25 pounds since being hospitalized, and can barely walk right now. bad timing lol?
all you need if for your cock to be working.

Nicky 11-03-2004 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
only thing is i gained 25 pounds since being hospitalized, and can barely walk right now. bad timing lol?
Like I said , show her the cash dog :1orglaugh

nofx 11-03-2004 09:04 PM

I met my current gf of 3 years online. I was really nervous to actually meet her once the time came but it turned out great!

;]

Sly 11-03-2004 09:06 PM

Hasn't worked out the best for me. Everyone probably gets different results.

quiet 11-03-2004 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nofx
I met my current gf of 3 years online. I was really nervous to actually meet her once the time came but it turned out great!

;]

nice. how the hell did you end up meeting?

Spunky 11-03-2004 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
only thing is i gained 20 pounds since being hospitalized, and can barely walk right now. bad timing lol?
Let her do all the work :winkwink:

psyko514 11-03-2004 09:08 PM

I met Brat online 4 years ago :)

If you don't know the girl all too well, don't invite her out to Whistler right away. Get to know her a little first.

But there's nothing wrong with meeting girls from online.

WiredGuy 11-03-2004 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
let's say i'm thinking of inviting someone to hang out in Whistler for a couple of days. could be a disaster....
Wow, as a first date, do not start by taking her to Whistler for a few days. Start off with something a little shorter and a little more mutual location.

This doesn't apply if you want to take me out to Whistler though, I can be on the next flight out.

WG

GTS Mark 11-03-2004 09:09 PM

Was this the pic she sent you?

http://mypage.bluewin.ch/ikaros/bad-7C.jpg

LOL!

DH

quiet 11-03-2004 09:09 PM

lol this is someone who posts here.

Spunky 11-03-2004 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
lol this is someone who posts here.
Start with a H? :glugglug

Sly 11-03-2004 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
let's say i'm thinking of inviting someone to hang out in Whistler for a couple of days. could be a disaster....
If you invite them out, find a place for them to stay possibly. If things don't work out you'll be stuck with a few days of hell.

WiredGuy 11-03-2004 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
lol this is someone who posts here.
I can be ready to leave in an hour.
WG

Sly 11-03-2004 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
lol this is someone who posts here.
Eh, careful dude. She seems to be obsessed with me, definite cheate type. What's worse is she's convinced that I want to be her slave.

detoxed 11-03-2004 09:13 PM

LOL they already know how much you make.. this is doomed from the beginning.

WiredGuy 11-03-2004 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky
Start with a H? :glugglug
That was my guess too :winkwink:
WG

nofx 11-03-2004 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
nice. how the hell did you end up meeting?
she lived in Houston, which happens to be where my mother lives. I drove to houston and we met up. its been up and down hill ever since. girls are crayzee

Sly 11-03-2004 09:14 PM

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Originally posted by Sly
Eh, careful dude. She seems to be obsessed with me, definite cheate type. What's worse is she's convinced that I want to be her slave.
She'll have you hobbling around mopping the floor with your chest hair.

KRL 11-03-2004 09:15 PM

I met a girl online from Australia. She looked cute in the pics she e-mailed me. We started talking on the phone everyday. E-mailing back and forth. She was an entrepreneur and successful. Made me laugh like crazy.

I invited her to fly here for two weeks.

Went to the airport with a queasy feeling in my tummy hoping she would look exactly like her pics.

She was the last one off the plane and was literally the size of a fucking whale. The kind that has to buy 2 seats on the plane to fit.

She didn't see me right away and I started to think what the fuck do I do now. Here I'm expecting a two week fuck fest and fun with a sexy Aussie that sounded like Olivia Newton John on the phone and I got Mama Cass Elliot instead.

I was seconds away from saying fuck this I'm outta here but then said fuck I can't leave some chick that flew all the way from Australia just stranded at the airport so I said damn I'll figure out how to deal with it later.

What really sucked was we had a blast for two weeks. We laughed and personality wise we were totally compatible. But the attraction just wasn't there obviously.

Turned out the pics she sent were from 15 years before when she was in college and perfectly skinny.

And yeh, her voice was sexy and she got me horny and we did fuck. She gave me some memorable BJ's, but holy shit she had the foulest smelling tuna pussy I've ever experienced. It was the first time I ever fucked a heavy girl and I figured ahead this isn't going to be a bed of roses, but after a few drinks I was just closing my eyes, hoping for the best and thinking of the girl in the pics.

I nearly puked when I got down there and couldn't even put my face in it, so I made up an excuse that I had a stomach ache. The stink was so strong I couldn't even get it off my body. It was like getting skunked.

Anyway it was really sad because except for the looks not being there it would have been a relationship. She apologized for faking me out and all, but said when she had her real pics up no one was responding.

That's my story Quiet. Good luck bro!


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

boner 2.0 11-03-2004 09:16 PM

I made it 3 years ago, she's my wife now :glugglug It worked for me, It can work for you :thumbsup

WiredGuy 11-03-2004 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
I met a girl online from Australia. She looked cute in the pics she e-mailed me. We started talking on the phone everyday. E-mailing back and forth. She was an entrepreneur and successful. Made me laugh like crazy.

I invited her to fly here for two weeks.

Went to the airport with a queasy feeling in my tummy hoping she would look exactly like her pics.

She was the last one off the plane and was literally the size of a fucking whale. The kind that has to buy 2 seats on the plane to fit.

She didn't see me right away and I started to think what the fuck do I do now. Here I'm expecting a two week fuck fest and fun with a sexy Aussie that sounded like Olivia Newton John on the phone and I got Mama Cass Elliot instead.

I was seconds away from saying fuck this I'm outta here but then said fuck I can't leave some chick that flew all the way from Australia just stranded at the airport so I said damn I'll figure out how to deal with it later.

What really sucked was we had a blast for two weeks. We laughed and personality wise we were totally compatible. But the attraction just wasn't there obviously.

Turned out the pics she sent were from 15 years before when she was in college and perfectly skinny.

And yeh, her voice was sexy and she got me horny and we did fuck. She gave me some memorable BJ's, but holy shit she had the foulest smelling tuna pussy I've ever experienced. It was the first time I ever fucked a heavy girl and I figured ahead this isn't going to be a bed of roses, but after a few drinks I was just closing my eyes, hoping for the best and thinking of the girl in the pics.

I nearly puked when I got down there and couldn't even put my face in it, so I made up an excuse that I had a stomach ache. The stink was so strong I couldn't even get it off my body. It was like getting skunked.

Anyway it was really sad because except for the looks not being there it would have been a relationship. She apologized for faking me out and all, but said when she had her real pics up no one was responding.

That's my story Quiet. Good luck bro!


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


Does Juicy still have mod powers? I can't believe KRL posted that willingly :)

WG

KRL 11-03-2004 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
Does Juicy still have mod powers? I can't believe KRL posted that willingly :)

WG

True story WG. :thumbsup

Sosa 11-03-2004 09:21 PM

go for it, you never know :thumbsup

detoxed 11-03-2004 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
True story WG. :thumbsup
She lied from the beginning, she would have deserved it if she got left at the airport alone. Damn dude you fucked some tuna pussy? I always do the finger test first, if it smells bad her pants stay on.

swedguy 11-03-2004 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
The stink was so strong I couldn't even get it off my body. It was like getting skunked.
My stomach hurts. Thanks for the laugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup


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