A woman's perfect night
 

Now, ladies, I'd need a bit of your help down here http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

me and my girlfriend went 3 weeks straight on a trip back in the end of may... then, after the trip, she went working in New Hampshire for 9 weeks..

So, after 3 weeks 24/7 with her, we've been seperated for 9 full weeks... she's FINALLY getting back this Sunday.


well, I'd like to welcome her back with some nice supper and all, sort of surprise her and please her http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

what do you guys suggest I should do....

what kind of meal to cook, desert, what to do during the evening, and all http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

Take her to mcdonalds...


Girls love it, Im serious...

J/K

All jokes aside,

I say write a poem, or something.. about why you missed her so much..

umm, make her dinner if you can.. Girls LOVE THAT....

Some nice wine, etc...

Dont be cheezy with like roses or anything,

cuz shes expecting you to do something...

Do something that you don't think she would think you would do...

And youll win her heart : - )

And might get lucky too.. hehe

A bottle of wine.
A nice lite dinner.
eat on the patio if its warm enough
Fish and salad if she likes fish.
candles in the house in the kitchen and on the coffe table.
have desert in the living room
strawberries and melted chocolate is always romantic
A bottle of wine
A massage is the best way to get things going. A back rub melts away all the weeks of tension.

Chances are after nine weeks you wont eat anything you will spend the first few hours in bed if you start with the wine.


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just take her to taco bell and take her back to the pad and fuck her...lol

knowing her, I wouldn't need to do anything to get her to bed hehe http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif this is not what i'M trying to do, I just wanna make her a great night... I find there's nothing like pleasing a woman http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif


I'm not sure what I'll cook... I was hesitating between a lasagna (she loves it, but it's not too special) or some sea food...

but for desert, I was either going to do a cheese cake, or a Chocolate fondue.. I think I'll choose the latter one, she loves chocolate http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

I'm just not sure what to do during the night... prolly just rent a movie or something?

Chicks love bubble baths or something with scented soaps and salts and candles etc. etc.

Wash her all over and just hang out in the tub for a little while.

Then...

Hop into bet all squeaky clean and start getting dirty again...

Dude I live in New Hampshire
can I take her out tonight?

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I know what you feel, magnatique. My girlfriend lives 1900 miles (3000 km) away from me, so we only met every about 3 months. Twice we stay together just 1 week, twice 30 to 45 days.

Yeah, I know it sucks. Ir really, really sucks. Everytime I try something different.
But it's "a bit" more difficult to me, since when I'm there I stay at a hotel. But we do have a great time.

She was here from June 28 to August 05. I have now wait till around the 2 or 3 week of october to fly to there. In July we traveled to the south. What a trip !

She loves chocolate too, hehe.

BTW, I have no idea what you should try. Sorry. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/frown.gif

This is what you do-

Have the Lasagna cooked and in the oven and ready to go when she gets there but have it in the oven and don't let her know it's there. Then when she comes in tell her how much you missed her and that you have a suprise. Women love cheesiness so be as cheesy as you possibly can. lead her along a rose pedal paved floor to the bathroom where there is a hot bubble bath. Put roses on the side of the bathtub and peddles on top of the bubbles then let her look and insist that she join you right now by seducing her out of her clothes and get her in as gracefully but as quickly as you can. If you know what you're doing, this will lead to the bedroom. After, your both satisfied in bed, she will be hungry. (And so will you probably)so leave her there and get the lasagna out of the oven and feed it to her while you watch a romantic chick flick. Just be patient with the movie because at he end of all this, she will love you for it.

Hmmm, all sorts of interesting things you could do with that chocolate fondue if it's not too hot... maybe you should think about serving it in the bath room http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

Candles, nice wine, good dinner, nice flowers (on the table not neccessarily giving them to her), maybe some champagne for when she hits the door, mood music and you might not even need a movie --

Above all, be creative and show her that you missed her http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

some of you guys got nice ideas http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

anything else?

good stuff dank http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif I'll remmember doing that hehe

well jewelry is always a great way to show your appreciation -- I'm partial to platinum and bezel set diamonds -- if you should feel the need to appreciate me http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

you could always get her a prostitute and a big dildoe, give her a night she'll always remember http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

LOL Kimmy, Jewelry does it for me to.

Chocolate fondue is always a winner. Make sure you have strawberries to dip, and throw one in the bottom of the champagne glass too.
What you do with the champagne, chocolate and strawberries, is all up to your creativity. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

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Just make sure the "other" girlfriend is out of the house and hasn't left any panties lying around http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

Oh and it never hurts to empty the small little garbage can next to the bed that may have some used products or wrappers in it. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

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It's not often ole MisterWalrus gives out his secrets but... I just couldn't resist.

First, meet her at the airport if she is flying in with a big bunch of flowers, roses preferabley. This will give you the chance to get all the chit chat and how was the trip stuff out of the way and give you time to pace her for what is coming. Be sensative and listen but also start setting her up for the things to come.

Before leaving for the airport, setup a nice snack tray, cheese and crackers perhaps and chill a nice bottle of champagne, Perrier-Jouet is my personal favorite. Also setup the stereo with the proper music (proper is whatever the two of you like and is relaxing) on low. Also you should have plenty of candles on hand and ready to lite once you return.

Someone has already given you the proper way to prepare a wonderful bubble bath. That should be prepared once you arrive from the airport. Not immediately, take your time, pace the evening, don't rush.
Once she is in the bubble bath, don't join her. Stay with her, wash her and shower her with attention but unless she just absolutely insists don't get into the tub. Let her soak and relax and most important, keep the champagne glass full.

When she's tired of the bubbles, dry her off and take her to the bedroom for a long luxurious body massage. Have some great oil and again take your time.

IF you can get a couple good lobsters, lobster and a nice salad is always a great dinner that's pretty simple and not very time consuming to fix. You can keep the water boiling on the stove for as long as need be until the time is right by simply adding more water anytime it starts to boil down to far.

Play it all by ear as to the proper order of things and no matter how much you want, don't succomb to the temptations that I know you going to want to succomb to. Keep the tease going. I promise it will pay HUGE dividends in the long run.

To those who believe McDonalds or Taco Bell are the answer. They haven't figured it out yet. Getting laid isn't the end of the game. Getting a woman to want to fulfill your every desire is.

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"First, meet her at the airport if she is flying in with a big bunch of flowers, roses preferabley. "
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Now see I totally disagree with the roses -- how unimaginative and stale is it to get roses for a woman (unless that's the one thing she loves as far as flowers go) --

I'd go for something exotic and instead taking them to the airport I'd have a table arrangement where dinner was going to be served, or perhaps have them in the bathroom with a card -- maybe an all white arrangement with lilies and orchids and so on...

Actually, I personally think flowers in general are boring and unimaginative. It sort of a no thought type of gift that takes very little for someone to give.

And all things must be kept flexable to meet the situation with the person your with. Don't like roses no problem, sustitute X. It was only meant as a boiler plate.

I'd still do it at the airport or do something there to start setting the tone immediately for the evening to come.

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Well then go to the airport terminal before going to pick her up and finding somewhere out of the way...

wouldn't be necessarily romantic but it could be hot http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

Mmmm definately could be hot. I like that idea.

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Definitely flowers at the airport. Yeah it ain't imaginative etc. etc. I've tried that line on my wife and she just says that's what Cheap Guys Say.

Even if she doens't like flowers, get her some because chicks dig being in a public place with flowers. A sort of public display that someone wants to git with them.

So I sez flowers the moment you see her.

misterwalrus, I really like your plan, sounds like a winner... LOBSTER sounds pretty good..

I'll try to find a recipe with avocado to go with it (avocado salad or something) and make an entrée of coquille St-Jacques....

then bubble bath, and all http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif sounds like a winner!


she's not at the airport, she's coming back in a car with her parents, I'll pick her up later on http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

I'm not gonna go champaign this time, I'll keep the don perignon for later http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif


so far, it looks like this...
[all steps in low light, candle-lit...]
pick her up... I'll give her a massage (she just loves them.... I'll offer to wash her out of the oily stuff in a hot bath with rose petals in it and bubbles and all, along with flowers and poem on the bath's side.... feed her some hors-d'oeuvre in the bath with wine... dry her up, bring her downstairs for the entrée of coquille St-Jacques with her favorite musique, then the lobsters... watch a movie while feeding her the chocolate fondue with at least some mango in there....

finalyse it with some wipcream and strawberrys (there's something back to it, in our trip... we wanted to try the wipcream along with some booty.... BUT, she ate too much wipcream and strawberries she could not bare seing more of those LOL)


how does that sound? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

I'll try holding the freaky sex till the end, but I'm not sure if she'll let me LOL... at worst, I'll just make her itch go http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif


[This message has been edited by magnatique (edited 08-16-2001).]

almond rocca does the trick.

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I once bought my girlfriend boots. . . she loved them, thought they were the best thing I had ever gotten her. She and I hike and camp and backpack alot. She went away for work for a month. while she was gone I bought her new pair of hiking boots and this cool water canteen. Met her at the airport, gave her boots and we were on our way to a cool trail within an hour.

I guess what it really boils down to is what does she like. My girl like camping gear and getting dirty outside and stuff like that so if I got her flowers and offered her a rose pettle bath she would think I was nuts. As she once told me " I'm a simple girl, I like sore muscles, good sex and dark beer."

now that I think about it I better hand on to this one http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

n'kay...here's my advice.

REMEMBER.

Remember a special time or moment you shared together.

For instance: Once, I watched a movie called "VHS" with a boyfriend. In the movie, there was a (fake) commercial for the "House of Spatulas" We laughed and laughed at that movie. It was a great bonding moment for us as a couple.

Six months later, we were exchanging Christmas gifts.

I gave him this terribly expensive lamp. He gave me a box that was filled with mostly newspaper. When I dug into his box and explored the newspaper....I found

A SPATULA!

Of course, there was a more expensive and cooler gift that he gave me later, but ya know what?

I still have that damned spatula.

In my opinion...it was THE most romantic gift I've ever received.



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buy her "the club"..
Ya know the thing for her car.. The thing that goes over the stearing wheel.

She will love it.

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Fuck that, BONE' you're a genius!

im always right!

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You married a girl from the trailer park didn't you?

No she was a mail order bride from the jungle.

You know that KK, we picked her out togehter.

that was bad.. I retract.

out of fear of getting killed.

shes actually my cousin.
We like to keep it in the family.
We never lived in trailers.

But we did grow up in the same house hous as children.

scared are we?

yes.

well at least you have some common sense, I wondered there for awhile.

If you want to make you're girl happy just bring her to my house.. lol

j/k

I learned that one from JoeE hahahahha

Since she's not at the airport, call her as soon as you can. That way, you still get all the trip news out of the way before you start the evening.

Other than that, let everyone know how the evening turned out. Especially me!

If it all goes as good as I know it will, no more free advise, it's pay for play!!!

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Whatever you do ....Don't tell her you asked for advice on an Adult Webmaster BBS http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

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