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Semi-Retired-Dave 10-17-2004 11:03 PM

Ask me anything about girls/girlfriends and I'll be your shrink for the next 1/2 hour
 
Let me have it. Ask away.

J B 10-17-2004 11:05 PM

What are girls? :winkwink:

Semi-Retired-Dave 10-17-2004 11:06 PM

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Originally posted by J B
What are girls? :winkwink:
Some type of humans that destroy men.

wedouglas 10-17-2004 11:06 PM

whats a PPO?

WarChild 10-17-2004 11:07 PM

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Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
Some type of humans that destroy men.
Vagina = organ responsible for telling lies.

J B 10-17-2004 11:08 PM

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Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
Some type of humans that destroy men.
Only if you let them :)

Chikan 10-17-2004 11:08 PM

how many girlfriends can i keep at the same time?

Semi-Retired-Dave 10-17-2004 11:09 PM

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Originally posted by wedouglas
whats a PPO?
Pay Per Option.

That was a guess, no idea. That does not relate to my education on Women.

Steen2 10-17-2004 11:09 PM

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Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
Let me have it. Ask away.
How would you recommend I get a celeb girlfriend once I get to LA? :)

Semi-Retired-Dave 10-17-2004 11:10 PM

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Originally posted by Chikan
how many girlfriends can i keep at the same time?
If I can manage about 4 -- 6 full time, with most of them knowing about each other. You can do the same.

Steen2 10-17-2004 11:11 PM

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Originally posted by wedouglas
whats a PPO?
here

Semi-Retired-Dave 10-17-2004 11:11 PM

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Originally posted by Steen2
How would you recommend I get a celeb girlfriend once I get to LA? :)
Hang out with me for one weekend, and I'll take you to White Lotus.
We roll up in the Lambo, tell them we are into porn and then laugha about it as if we were joking.

Done deal, set up your first date.

wedouglas 10-17-2004 11:11 PM

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Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
Pay Per Option.

That was a guess, no idea. That does not relate to my education on Women.


It should, i mean come on, youve never had a personal protection order agianst you....?

nofx 10-17-2004 11:12 PM

why do they like to play so many head games?

Semi-Retired-Dave 10-17-2004 11:12 PM

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Originally posted by wedouglas
It should, i mean come on, youve never had a personal protection order agianst you....?
Never

Steen2 10-17-2004 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
Hang out with me for one weekend, and I'll take you to White Lotus.
We roll up in the Lambo, tell them we are into porn and then laugha about it as if we were joking.

Done deal, set up your first date.

Dave, Ima so call you up:Graucho

Semi-Retired-Dave 10-17-2004 11:13 PM

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Originally posted by nofx
why do they like to play so many head games?
It's in their blood. Just when everything seems ok and running smooth. They hate when everything is normal, they have to start some drama. It's you they are.

Semi-Retired-Dave 10-17-2004 11:13 PM

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Originally posted by Steen2
Dave, Ima so call you up:Graucho
Let me know when you are in town buddy, I'll set it up. :thumbsup

Steen2 10-17-2004 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
Hang out with me for one weekend, and I'll take you to White Lotus.
We roll up in the Lambo, tell them we are into porn and then laugha about it as if we were joking.

Done deal, set up your first date.

One problem: I'm not "into" porn :helpme

Pipecrew 10-17-2004 11:15 PM

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Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
Hang out with me for one weekend, and I'll take you to White Lotus.
We roll up in the Lambo, tell them we are into porn and then laugha about it as if we were joking.

Done deal, set up your first date.

ahaha i love the attitude, it screams small dick syndrome.. I could pull up to that same bar in a ford tempo and pickup more girls then you.

Semi-Retired-Dave 10-17-2004 11:16 PM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew
ahaha i love the attitude, it screams small dick syndrome.. I could pull up to that same bar in a ford tempo and pickup more girls then you.
Small dick big dick, either way I am getting laid. You have already admitted to having a small dick just by posting this. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Semi-Retired-Dave 10-17-2004 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steen2
One problem: I'm not "into" porn :helpme
Well then let me do the talking.

Chaldoray 10-17-2004 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
Hang out with me for one weekend, and I'll take you to White Lotus.
We roll up in the Lambo, tell them we are into porn and then laugha about it as if we were joking.

Done deal, set up your first date.

Can i hang with you for a weekend? :Graucho :Graucho

Steen2 10-17-2004 11:18 PM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew
ahaha i love the attitude, it screams small dick syndrome.. I could pull up to that same bar in a ford tempo and pickup more girls then you.
You don't know English too well :(

Semi-Retired-Dave 10-17-2004 11:20 PM

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Originally posted by Chaldoray
Can i hang with you for a weekend? :Graucho :Graucho
Sure thing, let me know when. I love new hanging with new friends, especially out of towners.

Chikan 10-17-2004 11:21 PM

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Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
If I can manage about 4 -- 6 full time, with most of them knowing about each other. You can do the same.
but American woman is sometimes not so smart

Japanese woman has strong sense for other woman

I keep 3 girlfriends now and its full time job

Semi-Retired-Dave 10-17-2004 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chikan
but American woman is sometimes not so smart

Japanese woman has strong sense for other woman

I keep 3 girlfriends now and its full time job

I have two words for you...

I know :Graucho

Steen2 10-17-2004 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
Well then let me do the talking.
That's hottt.

Doctor Dre 10-17-2004 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
If I can manage about 4 -- 6 full time, with most of them knowing about each other. You can do the same.
Knowing about each other ?!?

Steen2 10-17-2004 11:24 PM

Reservation made:
http://www.whitelotushollywood.com/g.../gqloungev.jpg

Pipecrew 10-17-2004 11:24 PM

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Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
Small dick big dick, either way I am getting laid. You have already admitted to having a small dick just by posting this. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Congratulations on getting laid, I havent heard of people brag about such things since highschool. Let me guess what you look like, ----> Fat, Bald, 30+ and mentally very Insecure and wishes he could settle down and get married.

Semi-Retired-Dave 10-17-2004 11:24 PM

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Originally posted by Doctor Dre
Knowing about each other ?!?
I let them know that their are others and not them only.
Good chance they are doing the same but I don't care, I don't feel selfish that way and I know I am not leading them on to other things like Marriage.

Semi-Retired-Dave 10-17-2004 11:25 PM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew
Congratulations on getting laid, I havent heard of people brag about such things since highschool. Let me guess what you look like, ----> Fat, Bald, 30+ and mentally very Insecure and wishes he could settle down and get married.
You started the shit talking buddy, this had nothing to do with getting laid and you had to bring your little dick story into it. You know they have penis enlargers for that thing.

Chaldoray 10-17-2004 11:25 PM

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Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
Sure thing, let me know when. I love new hanging with new friends, especially out of towners.

Let me get your ICQ i will contact you soon.

Semi-Retired-Dave 10-17-2004 11:26 PM

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Originally posted by Chaldoray
Let me get your ICQ i will contact you soon.
[email protected]

Steen2 10-17-2004 11:28 PM

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Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
You know they have penis enlargers for that thing.
Please ask for my FastSize or Vimax link should you want one.

The Bootyologist 10-17-2004 11:29 PM

do you answer all your emails?:glugglug

Semi-Retired-Dave 10-17-2004 11:29 PM

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Originally posted by Steen2
Please ask for my FastSize or Vimax link should you want one.
:1orglaugh

psyko514 10-17-2004 11:30 PM

How do I stop my girlfriend from wanting to fuck me all day long?

qwe 10-17-2004 11:31 PM

by what age you had your first million ?:)


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