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From a friend, a movie, a tune, a commercial, or your original.... whatever.
My personal fav is, "I ain't got time ta bleed." ~ (Predator) ------------------ SPAM. It's got the smell AND the texture! www.porn-matrix.com [This message has been edited by Xanobyte (edited 08-19-2001).] |
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My favorite quote comes from Oregon's own...Unseenworld
"ass-licking is what separates the men from the kids" I love it!!! |
"these go to 11"
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3rd one was "try NOT to suck any dick on your way thru the parking lot" also "no time for love dr jones" ------------------ join www.jennacash.com the best conversion on the net |
"live and let die"
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Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill - blade
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"excuse me while i whip this out" Blazing Saddles funny as hell
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In death, everyone in Project Mayhem, has a name. His name is Robert Paulson"
"His name is Robert Paulson" "His name is Robert Paulson" "His name is Robert Paulson" -Fight Club I can't quote it here, but everyline from GoodFellas ------------------ <A HREF="http://usexfan.com/ebonypink/index.html" TARGET=_blank>RedShoe is: http://home.earthlink.net/~fxgrunt/g...fe-anim-01.gif </A> BoneProne Family Member |
Gosh, I know so many. Of course there's my classic, "Ass-licking is what separates the men from the boys." However, here are some others:
"Everyone has to believe in something. (slight pause) I believe I'll have another beer." Woody Allen: "I don't want to live forever through my works. I want to live forever through never dying." Woody Allen: "I'm a bisexual because it doubles my chances of having a date on Saturday night." Actor George Sanders' Suicide Note: "Goodbye cruel world. You bored me stiff." Actor John Barrymore's last words when a friend asked him if his fatal condition was difficult: "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard." "When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you." ------------------ Check out the new teen/young woman content at Wonders of the Unseen World |
My friend think iam weird becasue " I skate on the other side of the ice" steven wright...boston mass.....he is the best
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" you had best tighten up the line between your brain and your balls or I will take a giant shit on you!" - full metal jacket
and my all time favorite movie line is from young guns when charlie sheen says simply : " He gone on into the shitter." Or, just saw this one again the other night. Duval in Apocolypse Now : " I love the smell of napalm in the morning." |
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"Its a frickin hammer"
"It looks like its my lucky day, I will take The Rapists for 200" "I'll play your game you rogue" Or anything else from Celebrity Jeopardy. |
"Yer gonna end up livin' on a steady diet of government cheese and livin' in a van down by the river!"
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"what do you mean they cut the power? They're fucking animals" Aliens 2
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"you've got mail!"
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Most of my favorite quotes come from Jack Handey:
"I'd like to see a guy tap-dancing so fast his legs actually broke, because it would finally establish a "tap barrier", and we could move on from there." "I hope after I die people will say of me "that guy sure owed me a lot of money."" "One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with wooden stakes." "Probably the saddest thing you will ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend." "The tiger can't change his spots. No, wait, he did! Good for him!" Enchantress |
Dam you tail
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It's bad luck to be superstitious
Nonconformists are all alike |
(The fucking easter bunny did this?)
(are there any balls down there? About the biggest pair you ever seen dingle berry) (I swear pete. I didn't come in you) or something along that line! (I don't care if they're dead. As long as they're not too cold) (When I want your opinion I'll beat it out of ya!) ------------------ )O( Osiris Trust me when I say you really need these!! |
Ooooh Aliens quote:
"You know Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't seem them fucking each other for a Goddamned percentage." one I like from New Jack City: "I wanna kill you so bad, my dick is hard"! There are so many more... ------------------ tit, A revolution in adult content: EROTICOPY [This message has been edited by titmowse (edited 08-21-2001).] |
Any fool can condemn, criticise
and complain. And most do. I used to be undecided, but now I'm not so sure.... |
"we wonīt stop cause we canīt stop"
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How about:
You can cram it with walnuts H. Simpson Definition of a platonic relationship: Where only one of you wants to fuck Lenny Bruce i think |
MESS WITH THE BEST DIE LIKE THE REST
from the movie hackers http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif SOME MOTHERFUCKERS ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO ICESKATE UPHILLS! from the movie blade!!! Vegas |
mah favortie quote is:
"your born to live, yah live to die, so fuck tha world, and let's get high!" -bunky |
IF YOU CANT DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLANCE, BAFFLE THEM WITH BULLSHIT
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2 more popped in my head this morning:
"Alright brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so let's get through this and I can get back to killing you with beer." ~H. Simpson http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif "Buncha slack-jawed faggots around here! This stuff'll make you a gawd-damned sexual tyrannasaurus! Just like me." ~ Predator (again) ------------------ SPAM. It's got the smell AND the texture! www.porn-matrix.com |
"Life is what happens while your making other plans"...John Lennon
"If you chose not to decide you still have made a choice"...RUSH [This message has been edited by SongRider (edited 08-21-2001).] |
"...and you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengence upon thee." - Jules
"To be as God one must do as God does." -Hannibal Lector "Our fathers were the models for God." -Tyler Durden I decided to go with all god quotes, just to make it challenging. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif |
Equinox: "Cuz I love 14" black dildos. "
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"never go to a 9-5 job and like it"
- someone from GFY |
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"We can't stop here! This is bat country..."
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what about an old time favorite..."Here's Johnny" from the shining
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if it has tits or wheels, it is going to give you trouble
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2 of my favorites from 2 great rappers
"zip zero stingy wit dinero"- JayZ (what i say to the bitches who want my money) "I rather live like a man than die like a coward" late great 2pac |
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