Hummer H2 seems like a girl car
 

Whenever I see a Hummer H2... there is always a woman driver.... seems like its a bitch car.

Not a bitch car, just an overpriced GM product. H2s are not real Hummers because GM makes them.

It's not a chick car, it's a penis extension for insecure men

Damn I will just get a Tahoe

Never saw a girl driving a hummer here!

Never liked them... always been a fan of the H1. The only thing is the H1 isn't practical

Parking would be a bitch

Don't they get like, 10 mpg or something?

Yes

*loves it*

I borrow my friends regularly, lol. Here in hickville it gets more ass than a lambo would :1orglaugh

It's true... SUVs are pretty much chick cars around here.

On a good day maybe, lol.... good thing Bush is in Iraq to keep prices low! Chicks wouldn't be able to afford to drive their H2s.

Oh god, they're everywhere here. There are 3 people on my street that have one so I have to look at those ugly ass things coming in and out all day. And one of them is this glow in the dark, canary yellow.

Two of the three belong to women with kids. It's mainly moms with 3+ kids, that drive them here. They're slowly replacing SUVs.

One of my neighbors that got one a month or so ago, has five kids and drove one of those gigantic Ford Excursions (I think- the one that's the size of a cruise ship). She comes tooling up in a brand new black Hummer and I'm thinking "She must be having her Ford worked on because where would she put all those kids in that thing?" Then I went over to see it the next day and the damn thing has third row seating. :1orglaugh

Its just what their husband got them for being an ass one day!!! HAHAHA! Sometimes us girls want to fit into the boy world(penis envy) and have a big powerful machine under us!!!

Sunny

They are really the most confortable thing I've ever ridden in. But yea 10 mpg is about right. Maybe 8 if you drive like a bat outta hell.

Cyberage dave....that sounds like the pepsi challenge to me.

LMAO. Yea bring the Lambo to hickville. People wouldnt recognize it :1orglaugh

I own two of them because I have such a small penis.

weird

i don't understand americans and huge ass cars...

H2 = Tahoe

Or are the H2's the same chasis as the 2500 Suburban's now? I forget what they changed about the H2's.

Almost entirely tahoe

So true , drove by one today a chick in it driving.

Money hungry bitches wanna show off too u know ...

I have always hated the H2 until I drove one. I've got a Navigator and was shocked to find out how much nicer the H2 drove. Still dont know if I'd buy one, but was pretty impressed by the ride and performance.

My equipment is yours should you ever have the urge :Graucho

:thumbsup

is that why you drive one?

doubt that

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

They're for stupid chicks and guys with absolutely no cock. Unless you're in Iraq you don't need a fucking Hummer.

yup, 9.8 to be exact!

SUV's are what dad's and husbands put their wives and daughters in so when they get in a wreck they have a better chance of surviving than your family members in an economy or sports car :2 cents:

Most of the work our body shop does is from women SUV drivers hitting cars.

And I have yet to see a male driving an H2 here.

It's funny that with the Hummer, everyone looks inside to see who is driving, with the Lambo, everyone checks out the car.

yes, it gets about 8 mpg.

Well put.

I bought my lady a GMC Yukon when she was 7 months pregnant. It was her Mother's Day present.

less than a week later we got the 22's put on - I was driving home from our daughter's school and we got into an accident with a woman that ran a red light.

That was the day I realized I don't want my family in some bullshit little car EVER!!!

http://www.blowoutbucks.com/newtruck...grille-22s.JPG

Gm made them all.

The only problem with this is that the walls on SUV's and the sheet metal used on them is getting thinner as the vehicles get larger and larger. An old Jimmy will rip a whole in a Yukon or Excursion.

I am glad your family survived the crash though.