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Mutt 09-18-2004 05:14 PM

Golf - Sport Or Not A Sport?
 
two words - Colin Montgomery.

not a sport as long as he is playing it.

sickkittens 09-18-2004 05:15 PM

explain

alexg 09-18-2004 05:16 PM

if chess is a sport, why not golf?

Mutt 09-18-2004 05:16 PM

sports are played by athletes.

Mutt 09-18-2004 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alexg
if chess is a sport, why not golf?
chess is a game. just up the food chain from chinese checkers.

eddieguy 09-18-2004 05:24 PM

golf is a game, not a sport

Steve 09-18-2004 05:26 PM

golf is an activity

Evil1 09-18-2004 06:18 PM

golf is for people who were picked last in every school game. It's the thing they created to make people with no athletic ability whatsoever forget about how fucking pathetic they are at sports..

You cant call a 90 year old retired proctologist in a grass field beating a defenceless ball into its grave a fucking athlete, it's not a sport.

Wheres the fucking payoff in golf, the fucking ball is going to end up in the hole sooner or later every goddamn time. God i that shitty assed "geriatric activity"

Illicit 09-18-2004 06:27 PM

golf is a sport.

it takes alot of athletic ability to do what these guys do.

Easton 09-18-2004 06:40 PM

golf is a sport, just not your typical sport

isn't race car driving a sport too?

Arm123 09-18-2004 06:41 PM

I agree... Iv played ice Hockey, football, baseball, basketball my whole life...

I consider my self a decent athlete, and I must say that Golf is the hardest game/sport I have ever played. It took the longest to master... and someday it feels like iv gotten worse after practicing.

People who hate golf are those who haven't played it before, or haven't the mind, skill or attention span to play it.

just my 2cents

cry, after you try... :321GFY

AnalProbe 09-18-2004 06:43 PM

http://www.new1.com/jkohl/Golf%20Car...xcuses_350.jpg

SureFire 09-18-2004 06:47 PM

Golf requires skills so it is classified as a sport, however, to compare it with a sport that requires skill and athletic ability like tennis is wrong.

FlyingIguana 09-18-2004 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alexg
if chess is a sport, why not golf?
chess isn't a sport, its a board game.

Arm123 09-18-2004 06:49 PM

How do you define athletic ability ?

is it indurance ?

is it strength ?

is it power ?

or is it the abilty to perform a given task under pressure ?

mary34d 09-18-2004 07:00 PM

(please note: I have posted this before)


For all you golfers, and all U sports fans 4 that matter...

The following is forwarded not to offend tennis, basketball, football or
soccer fans. It is, rather, an attempt to put everything in its proper perspective.

Ever wonder why golf is growing in popularity and people who don't even play
go to tournaments or watch it on TV? These truisms may shed light on reasons why.

Golf is an honorable game, with the overwhelming majority of players being
honorable people who don't need referees.

Golfers don't have some of their players in jail every week.

Golfers don't scratch their privates on the golf course.

Golfers don't kick dirt on, or throw bottles at, other people.

Professional golfers are compensated in direct proportion to how well they play.

Golfers don't get per diem and two seats on a charter flight when they travel
between tournaments.

Golfers don't hold out for more money, or demand new contracts, because of
another player's deal.

Professional golfers don't deman! d that the taxpayers pay for the courses on
which they play.

When golfers make a mistake, nobody is there to cover for them or back them up.

The PGA Tour raises more money for charity in one year than the National
Football League does in two.

You can watch the best golfers in the world up close, at any tournament,
including the majors, all day, every day for $25 or $30. The cost for a seat in
the nosebleed section at the Super Bowl will cost around $300 or more.

You can bring a picnic lunch to the tournament golf course, watch the best in
the world and not spend a small fortune on food and drink. Try that at one of
the taxpayer funded baseball or football stadiums.


In golf you cannot fail 70% of the time and make $9 million a season, like
the best baseball hitters (.300) batting average) do.

Golf doesn't change its rules to at! tract fans.

Golfers have to adapt to an entirely new playing area each week.

Golfers keep their clothes on while they are being interviewed.

Golf doesn't have free agency.

In their prime, Greg Norman, Arnold Palmer and other stars, would shake your
hand and say they were happy to meet you. In his prime Jose Canseco wore
T-shirts that read "Leave Me Alone."

You can hear birds chirping on the golf course during a tournament.

At a golf tournament, (unlike at taxpayer-funded sports stadiums and arenas)
you won't hear a steady stream of four letter words and nasty name calling
while you're hoping that no one spills beer on you.

Tiger Woods can hit a golf ball three times as far as Barry Bonds can hit a baseball.

Golf Courses don't ruin the neighborhood.


Now, this is a slice of golf history I thought you might enjoy. I never knew why
there were 18 holes before this. Why do full-length golf courses have 18 holes,
and not 20, or 10 or an even dozen? How many of you golfers know the answer
to this one?

During a discussion among the club's membership board at St. Andrew's in
1858, one of the members pointed out that it takes exactly
18 shots to polish off a fifth of Scotch. By limiting himself to only one
shot of Scotch per hole, the Scot figured a round of golf was finished when the
Scotch ran out.

SureFire 09-18-2004 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arm123
How do you define athletic ability ?

is it indurance ?

is it strength ?

is it power ?

or is it the abilty to perform a given task under pressure ?

Aerobic fitness plus having skills. :)

Arm123 09-18-2004 07:06 PM

lol.. I indeed like those facts, even though I wasn't the one to point them out. :glugglug

I think its fair to say that golf is a sport. And I absolutely agree that its a sport where you cant make many excuses and blame anyone but your self for playing badly.

So it is among the more honorable of sports.

Spunky 09-18-2004 07:06 PM

If Golf is considered a sport then snooker is also...both requires minimum effort

Arm123 09-18-2004 07:11 PM

I dont know.. when i play snooker or golf... if i dont put in alot of effort/concentration, i dont play well.

Hence my score is worse when im drunk.

Rawz 09-18-2004 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
If Golf is considered a sport then snooker is also...both requires minimum effort
Hitting a golf ball 300 yards doesnt take any physical or mental effort ?

Mutt 09-18-2004 07:15 PM

digging a booger out of yer nose takes manual dexterity. i guess i'm a sportsman.

Spunky 09-18-2004 07:18 PM

When was the last time you seen a golfer break into a sweat unless it was too hot out or they had to waddle to their golf cart

Arm123 09-18-2004 07:20 PM

If we pitted you against the other top 'booger pickers' in America... and made you pick boogers out of each others nose, or had judges decide on booger picking technique, or judged on size of boogers picked.. then yes...

You probably could become a pro, and make millions of dollars.. Have endorsements, merchandise... Hell man,what are you doing in this biz ?

Arm123 09-18-2004 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
When was the last time you seen a golfer break into a sweat unless it was too hot out or they had to waddle to their golf cart
so you have to break a sweat to be an athlete ?

Spunky 09-18-2004 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arm123
so you have to break a sweat to be an athlete ?
It shows they are actually putting in some sort of effort.I guess you are one of those golfing fags too.

DaLord 09-18-2004 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mary34d
(please note: I have posted this before)


For all you golfers, and all U sports fans 4 that matter...

The following is forwarded not to offend tennis, basketball, football or
soccer fans. It is, rather, an attempt to put everything in its proper perspective.

Ever wonder why golf is growing in popularity and people who don't even play
go to tournaments or watch it on TV? These truisms may shed light on reasons why.

Golf is an honorable game, with the overwhelming majority of players being
honorable people who don't need referees.

Golfers don't have some of their players in jail every week.

Golfers don't scratch their privates on the golf course.

Golfers don't kick dirt on, or throw bottles at, other people.

Professional golfers are compensated in direct proportion to how well they play.

Golfers don't get per diem and two seats on a charter flight when they travel
between tournaments.

Golfers don't hold out for more money, or demand new contracts, because of
another player's deal.

Professional golfers don't deman! d that the taxpayers pay for the courses on
which they play.

When golfers make a mistake, nobody is there to cover for them or back them up.

The PGA Tour raises more money for charity in one year than the National
Football League does in two.

You can watch the best golfers in the world up close, at any tournament,
including the majors, all day, every day for $25 or $30. The cost for a seat in
the nosebleed section at the Super Bowl will cost around $300 or more.

You can bring a picnic lunch to the tournament golf course, watch the best in
the world and not spend a small fortune on food and drink. Try that at one of
the taxpayer funded baseball or football stadiums.


In golf you cannot fail 70% of the time and make $9 million a season, like
the best baseball hitters (.300) batting average) do.

Golf doesn't change its rules to at! tract fans.

Golfers have to adapt to an entirely new playing area each week.

Golfers keep their clothes on while they are being interviewed.

Golf doesn't have free agency.

In their prime, Greg Norman, Arnold Palmer and other stars, would shake your
hand and say they were happy to meet you. In his prime Jose Canseco wore
T-shirts that read "Leave Me Alone."

You can hear birds chirping on the golf course during a tournament.

At a golf tournament, (unlike at taxpayer-funded sports stadiums and arenas)
you won't hear a steady stream of four letter words and nasty name calling
while you're hoping that no one spills beer on you.

Tiger Woods can hit a golf ball three times as far as Barry Bonds can hit a baseball.

Golf Courses don't ruin the neighborhood.


Now, this is a slice of golf history I thought you might enjoy. I never knew why
there were 18 holes before this. Why do full-length golf courses have 18 holes,
and not 20, or 10 or an even dozen? How many of you golfers know the answer
to this one?

During a discussion among the club's membership board at St. Andrew's in
1858, one of the members pointed out that it takes exactly
18 shots to polish off a fifth of Scotch. By limiting himself to only one
shot of Scotch per hole, the Scot figured a round of golf was finished when the
Scotch ran out.

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/22841.html

DaLord 09-18-2004 07:37 PM

I play golf and I consider it a sport.
There's no chance in hell I'm walking for 3 bloody hours and sweating just to "relax".

chodadog 09-18-2004 07:42 PM

Of course it's a sport.

Arm123 09-18-2004 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
It shows they are actually putting in some sort of effort.I guess you are one of those golfing fags too.
What is effort ?..

concentration ?

aplication of skill ?

running really, really fast ?

pushing really, really hard ?

I play all sports, even ones that you sweat while playing. But i find those who sweat alot when playing any sport are 'usually' doing the wrong thing... or out of position, or are just looking for attention, tryng to get everyone to notice them.

You must be one of the prima donna fags, looking to attract attention to your self.

Easton 09-18-2004 07:43 PM

all this golf talk makes me really miss it... and go figure: i live on a golf course in AZ and haven't played in 13 months

:mad:

Arm123 09-18-2004 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton
all this golf talk makes me really miss it... and go figure: i live on a golf course in AZ and haven't played in 13 months

:mad:


YOU LUCKY FUCK ! :feels-hot

Id be sure to play 9 everyday

Spunky 09-18-2004 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arm123
What is effort ?..

concentration ?

aplication of skill ?

running really, really fast ?

pushing really, really hard ?

I play all sports, even ones that you sweat while playing. But i find those who sweat alot when playing any sport are 'usually' doing the wrong thing... or out of position, or are just looking for attention, tryng to get everyone to notice them.

You must be one of the prima donna fags, looking to attract attention to your self.

Lol prima donna...Let me guess the "sports" you play
Checkers
Chess
Darts
Golf
Christ wimps like you should be shot and let the real athletes who play hockey soccer,football show pussies like you how it's done...Go back to chasing a little ball all over the place faggot

Arm123 09-18-2004 07:58 PM

my friend I play all those sports. I play ice hockey every Friday night, work out everyday... and yes I sweat :thumbsup

And, i think if you saw me in person, your mouth would be closed.

But whatever, i guess i expect too much from people. Its hard to actually 'think', which is why you resort to insults rather than try to answer my questions.

All are BIG MEN behind their keyboards.

Mutt 09-18-2004 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arm123

All are BIG MEN behind their keyboards.


god bless the interweb.

vdewd 09-18-2004 08:08 PM

if you do it for competition, doesn't that make it a sport?

Arm123 09-18-2004 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vdewd
if you do it for competition, doesn't that make it a sport?

agreed, thats a valid point for golf being a sport.

I have yet to see any against.

ProjectNaked 09-18-2004 08:12 PM

Golf is the number 1 sport/activity/event in the world, (yes-bigger than soccer you pussies!)

four rounds of golf, (a tournament is four rounds) is the equivilent of walking appx. 18 miles. 1760 yards in a mile, avg course=7200 yards.

what other sport can you tap a little ball 2 feet to win $1,000,000.00 ?????:thumbsup

Evil1 09-18-2004 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arm123
agreed, thats a valid point for golf being a sport.

I have yet to see any against.

Jesus christ, at parties we have shotgun beer races, thats competition, am I an athlete? is beer chugging now a fucking sport too?

Arm123 09-18-2004 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil1
Jesus christ, at parties we have shotgun beer races, thats competition, am I an athlete? is beer chugging now a fucking sport too?
It could be, if people were interested in it enough to telivise it. And if it were dificult enough to compete against others. But the fact of the matter is that anyone can take a drink, and say that they have mastered beer drinking.

But whatever, that was a stupid point. Now things are getting out of hand.. That was almost as stupid as the booger picking guy.

come up with somthing better. The question is Golf - Sport Or Not A Sport?


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