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MrBrian 05-17-2001 10:58 PM

Dumb Americans :)
 
my girlfriend left for three weeks to study in prague. literally fifteen or so people have asked me where she has been lately, etc...

when i tell them "shes is in prague", nobody knows where "she is". do the people i associate just have an iq equal to a sack of potatos or americans just that ignorant? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif


Exxxotica 05-17-2001 11:08 PM

Prague...aint that near Vanatu?

sweetjimmy 05-17-2001 11:15 PM

Prague is in Tajikstan

CDSmith 05-17-2001 11:18 PM

I thought it was part of D'jibouti

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CDSmith 05-17-2001 11:24 PM

"Dumb Americans" -- wasn't that a David Bowie song?


<u>Prague czechoslovakia</u>
Czechˇoˇsloˇvaˇkia
Pronunciation: "che-k&-slO-'vä-kE-&, -sl&-, -'va-
Usage: geographical name
country 1918-92 central Europe; a republic capital Prague area 49,371 square miles (127,871 square kilometers), population 15,567,666; divided Jan. 1, 1993 into separate countries of Czech Republic & Slovakia

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Wilber 05-17-2001 11:37 PM

Prague...aint that a dog w/ a pushed-in nose?

Hot Tropical Babes 05-17-2001 11:43 PM

Being a Proud American that I am, Here is my comment to you http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif "Who gives a fuck where "she is"? Why not be a little more specific, maybe you should have named this thread "My Dumbass Friends"

Gemini 05-17-2001 11:50 PM

Capital of the Czech Republic the last we heard. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif Beautiful city fom what we have seen on PBS!

wizardmerlin 05-18-2001 12:00 AM

I think the David Bowie song was I am afraid of americans.

Saw the video, funny as hell.

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ez12 05-18-2001 01:42 AM

Czech Republic it's a nice country I gotta say, well Americans ain't so smart here in holland we're all smart as hell !!

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Balljoints 05-18-2001 01:56 AM

Damn, if we "Americans" are dumb, what does that mean for other countries? WOW.

I don't know of a person I went to school with that doesn't know where Frog I mean Prague is.. basic geography..

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sweetjimmy 05-18-2001 04:47 AM

you can trade your levis for a car in Prague. At least you can according to levis

SNOW 05-18-2001 04:52 AM

Well if you can't spell potatoes properly,then your no better.. LOL

Westin 05-18-2001 06:54 AM

Ever ask an American about the geography of Canada.

It's amazing how much American's don't know about Canada... yet where so close to them.

I say all of us Canadian Webmasters storm the white house. Poor ol' G.W. would never see it coming...

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sairanx 05-18-2001 07:06 AM

i think that intelligence is relative. I've heared that Bush is very popular in the us....

Muffy 05-18-2001 07:10 AM

I agree...it is weird how oblivious Americans are to what is going on in the country right above them.

Us Canadians are well aware of US history, geography, politics, etc. but that is definately not vice versa.

I have met quite a few people in the US who thought that we pretty much live in igloos up here. Many Americans think that the capital of Canada is Toronto and I even bet many cannot name who our prime minister is.

I am happy to be Canadian today because it is the official start of the May 2-4 long weekend...woohoo

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Sticks 05-18-2001 08:44 AM

I have had a couple of holidays in Hawaii. Never been to mainland USA. I'm an Aussie. Back in the 80's there was this guy on tour bus in Oahu I got talking with, who said he was involved in US Naval Intelligence ( an oxymoron I'm sure, like Police Integrity etc ). Without blinking an eye and with no sence of irony, he asked me what language we spoke here in Australia.

It's funny how American's, not all of course - though in general, are so ignorant of politics/geography outside their own borders. I wonder how many Americans know off by heart:
1. How many provinces are there in Canada, and name them?
2. What is the capital of Australia? Name the States of Australia?
3. Name the member States of the EUC, and who is queing up?
4. What is the favourite form of contraception in Japan.
5. Where The Fuck Is Africa?

In Australia, as in Europe, we get a constant feed of US TV, so most of us here know at least 30 of the fifty US states and are familiar with your politics and Federal Constitution. On the other hand, I am amazed how much time on US News is devoted to talking presenter heads rather than real issues. It's a bit like having your main cource without the meat and potatoes.

Jer 05-18-2001 09:38 AM

And when you guys think that our capital is Buenos Aires, we speak spanish, that you can see Indians everywhere here and we live in the Amazon Forest ? hehehe http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

Steve 05-18-2001 09:57 AM

I think the question should be "Who gives a fuck?" You guys bring up things that might be important/interesting to you, but have no importance or impact on my life.
Capital of (insert your country here)?
Who gives a fuck? Not me. I'm not going there. I'm busy.

What language do they speak (insert country/region here)?
Who gives a fuck? Not me. I can barely speak English. I'm from NJ

Hey, what's the capital of New Jersey? What is the capital of New York? What's the best way to get from Queens to NJ if the Yankees are playing? What is a fast and safe shortcut you can use in Harlem when the Major Deegan is fucked? What word do you NOT want to say to a cab driver in Mexico? This shit I know. I don't know the capital of California, mainly because I don't give a fuck! I don't flame other countries, I don't flame other webmasters, doesn't matter to me where you are from. I have friends in USA, Canada, South America, Europe, Russia and Australia. One reason we are on good terms is they don't rag on Americans (at least when they talk to me LOL).

MrBrian 05-18-2001 11:09 AM

I also knew Jersey was full of assholes http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

except 12clicks since he's an eagles fan http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

UnseenWorld 05-18-2001 11:24 AM

Well, the difference between the US and Canada and why I don't know the name of Canada's (or The Czech Republic's) Prime Minister is that, when the US President says something, it ripples all over the world. It's rare for the Canadian Prime Minister to say something that would much affect the average American. But, were something like that to happen, it would be in the news and many more Americans would know the what and who.

That said, Americans on the whole are abysmally ignorant about geography. I've seen TV magazine shows where the reporter goes out with a world map, and a few bozos couldn't even put their finger on the US on a geographical map lacking political borders. And even using a map showing political borders, they couldn't point to even the general area where the Vietnams are.

Major historical events fare no better. They found some people who thought The Civil War happened in the early 1900's and had no idea who came first: Millard Fillmore or FDR.

I remember some people couldn't even hazard a guess as to who we fought in the Spanish-American War. (Maybe they thought it was a trick question.)

It's pretty sad when people are so ignorant about the history of their own country.

Do you ever watch Jay Leno go out and ask people on the street simple questions about things that should be common knowledge? Like "What kind of fruit are raisins made from?" or "Who is the Vice President of the United States right now?"

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fever 05-18-2001 12:29 PM

Sure americans are ignorant. As soon as a discussion leaves the US border there knowledge falls like a rock...To bad, such a big coutry and still such small brains... http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

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12clicks 05-18-2001 12:34 PM

what you guys don't understand is that the world revolves around the US. Who gives a shit what happends somewhere else? The only important thing is what the US does. haha http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

Scarab 05-18-2001 12:35 PM

Oh you silly people - everyone knows that Prague is a small town in Eastern Oklahoma. Population approx 545 people. I think they have about thirteen teeth between them.

But they pronounce it {pray gh} 'round these parts...

We also have a Miami, Oklahoma - but you will literally get your ass kicked unless you pronounce it Miamuh...

Don't 'yall wanna' move on out here to 'da sticks?

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Hot Tropical Babes 05-18-2001 01:14 PM

LOL Scarab......i hear ya,,,,I lived there all my life,,The home of Will Rogers

Scarab 05-18-2001 01:21 PM

That brings up another point HTB. There are two major airports in the capitol of this state. Will Rogers and Wiley Post. Both are men who died in plane crashes.

Now does that make since?

Hot Tropical Babes 05-18-2001 01:32 PM

LMAO,,,,i never put that together until NOW>..hehehehehe I grew up in Claremore btw you know that little town? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

AtomicBuzz 05-18-2001 01:55 PM

isn't praque a seafood dish? no no it's the title of an american horror flick! wow they a city after a movie?

Warphead 05-18-2001 03:06 PM

Anyone who's a real "Porn-Dog" knows about Prague - it's a place where girls will be in a porn flick for about 30 bucks. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

SABAI 05-20-2001 12:39 AM

hehehe interesting thread....

well nothing personal guys but americans are really dumb seems that dan quayle is the father of them all...

i graduated from a highschool in Wisconsin in 1991 i lived in usa during the gulf war..
when i arrived the question people asked me were
-do you have tv in france?
-you are not affraid that saddam might invade france?
-you have reebooks in france?
most of them were unable to locate france on a world map.
one joke in france (supposed to be a true story)
a texan guy looks at the eifel tower and asks the guy how many gallons of oil it produces everyday...

ignorance is made by the scholar system and the tv...
during the gulf war i had to recieve french newspaper to know that not only usa were in the gulf but also france, uk etc...
in history and geography classes they learn only about us history and us geography (12th grade !)
in france from the age of 10 you learn about the whole world's geography and history...
the real proof of americans ignorance is that they believed what dubbya bush said and elected him...from the time he presented himself all people from every single country outside usa knew that he was a retarded raised by dan quayle and Mr rogers...

i could go on and on.....oh well....

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eRock 05-20-2001 12:55 AM

Ummmm...where the fuck is Dublin!? Isn't that by Pakistan somewhere? Duh...I'm a dumb American! Duh...my country's full of poverty and war. We can't agree on anything here! We're just dumb Americans!

eRock 05-20-2001 01:00 AM

Actually, I think 12clicks said it best...!

Gemini 05-20-2001 01:24 AM

No clue what they teach in schools nowadays SABAI, but not all of us are dumb Americans. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif Sorry that you didn't attend a full 12 yrs of US schooling. World History is a choice in the upper years but is mandatory (or was) in the lower grades. And smaller towns tend to lack in news on World affairs. Lets not discount that the younger generations tend to disregard World affairs until they reach the age where real responsibility sets in. Too much of todays youth seem deadset they will reach unattainable goals simply because they don't want to work for it... its that, *I* don't care, I'm going to get rich next week so why should *I* care about anything else?!

The old man and I are up to speed usually on things. And we know most 30+ are. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

Gemini 05-20-2001 01:32 AM

Oh.... btw the hubby (being more Native American than not) is curious to know what YOU know about HIS people/s. Betting its very little and there WILL be a quiz if you say you know anything. If you don't then why not? Its an integral part of this country that is hidden in history.

More Native Americans were killed in one way or another than the Holecaust... So why aren't they still prosecuting or rewriting history to reflect that?? Ummmm 6 million to 40 million. But thats not a real big deal eh?

sweetjimmy 05-20-2001 02:03 AM

do you know what's great about America?

You can walk down to your local K-Mart, buy a semi-automatic rifle and shoot all your co-workers within the hour.

That's freedom baby!

SABAI 05-20-2001 02:48 AM

gemini, first its not my type to generalise but i just wanted to point out some facts ....
as for native americans i totally agree that there was a genocide ...and most people in france know about it...
as for what i know about native americans well... i know more about sioux people than other natives... my best friend while in us was sioux...went to pow wows and stuff
know that the black hills are their spiritual grounds and that the trouble started when the us gov discovered gold over there... i red a book about Sitting Bull also...

well in fact i don't know in deep but i know some stuff might be amusing to make the quizz...i might learn som stuff



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Gemini 05-20-2001 10:02 AM

lol Sabai. I read your post to him and got a grimace. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif He's from the Eastern US tribes, not western. There seems to be some friendly banter between the two tribal 'sections'. You know the sort, Oh you're a WESTERN eh? Or of you you were the Eastern WALKING Indians.

But the majority of NA's that I have met just say, eh its done with, we're ALL Americans and lose the politaical BS about Italian Americans, Native Americans etc. Sure remember and celebrate the roots of you're ancestors but not a real need to stick titles in there.

But you are right, alot of people can't tell you where Germany is for instance, or that we had a couple of wars with that country. We kind of wonder if they need to add a couple of years to public schooling to get all the basics like geography and history covered since they have all the tech subjects that need taught nowadays. Teaching just the techno without the other things seems pert stupid. I know I spent alot of time having to learn Latin (which I can't really remember much of) when they could have been teaching something alot more important as a req'd subject. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

Warphead 05-20-2001 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Muffy:
Many Americans think that the capital of Canada is Toronto and I even bet many cannot name who our prime minister is.
Of course we can't. Our leaders are getting blowjobs and acting like buffoons - that's newsworthy. If your prime minister would get a little head, misuse a bunch of words then admit he spent a decade stoned we'd hear all about him. All he's doing is running a fucking country.

Also Sticks, you're answering your own question there. Most television & movies come from here, educating the world (to an extent) about America - if it were the other way around you wouldn't know so many states.

Also is Japan's favorite form of contraception a "real issue" you think should be on the news? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

Fever, "such small brains" yet such a big GNP. Where are you from again?

Rip 05-20-2001 10:20 AM

Many people from Toronto think that Toronto is the capital of Canada and that the CN tower is the point that marks the center of the known universe http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

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fredicus 05-20-2001 10:51 AM

ROFLOA !

I'll NEVER be a european !

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