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brand0n 09-13-2004 05:30 PM

59 clicks to fastsize and still no sale
 
i mean come on. 59 small pp mother fuckers where there. they shoulda all bought one and i woulda made a ton. fuck, sometimes i hate surfers. :1orglaugh

calmlikeabomb 09-13-2004 05:32 PM

I would of almost made 3 sale by then : )

xclusive 09-13-2004 05:33 PM

Damn where were you a year ago? I got married because I found a woman to accept me for my small pp now I can't afford to get fastsize so I can have a big pp...

brand0n 09-13-2004 05:39 PM

come on small pp mother fuckers! you know you need the machine!

JSA Matt 09-13-2004 05:41 PM

stretching does not increase size, masturbation does... masturbate more :Graucho

ps: I have yet to make a sale with them, better off selling pills (no offense to the fastsize guys)

Rankings 09-13-2004 05:41 PM

keep us updated on this please

brand0n 09-13-2004 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JSA Matt
stretching does not increase size, masturbation does... masturbate more :Graucho
if that was the fact most of us would have cocks to the floor

JSA Matt 09-13-2004 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
if that was the fact most of us would have cocks to the floor
mines about 3 inches...


































from the ground :Graucho

[Brian] 09-13-2004 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JSA Matt
stretching does not increase size, masturbation does... masturbate more :Graucho

ps: I have yet to make a sale with them, better off selling pills (no offense to the fastsize guys)


Which account? Because if it's the one for JasonandAlex it's only been sent 50 hits total.

Steen2 09-13-2004 05:51 PM

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Originally posted by [Brian]
Which account? Because if it's the one for JasonandAlex it's only been sent 50 hits total.
Why do sponsors publicly disclose their partner's private information!?

JSA Matt 09-13-2004 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Brian]
Which account? Because if it's the one for JasonandAlex it's only been sent 50 hits total.
That is an upsale account, i'm not sure fastsize is even in there anymore... :)

I don't need reps contacting me trying to tell me how to sell a product so thanks, but no thanks. :glugglug

block 09-13-2004 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
come on small pp mother fuckers! you know you need the machine!
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

JSA Matt 09-13-2004 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steen2
Why do sponsors publicly disclose their partner's private information!?
Yes they lose major points in my book as well.

budz 09-13-2004 05:54 PM

what do you expect from weed traffic?


ROfl, jk :Graucho

InsaneMidget 09-13-2004 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steen2
Why do sponsors publicly disclose their partner's private information!?

dropped9 09-13-2004 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JSA Matt
That is an upsale account, i'm not sure fastsize is even in there anymore... :)

I don't need reps contacting me trying to tell me how to sell a product so thanks, but no thanks. :glugglug

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

FlyingIguana 09-13-2004 05:59 PM

you gotta send your asian traffic. use text like 'now asians can be hung like a jamaican'

1:3 ratio

Steen2 09-13-2004 06:00 PM

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Originally posted by JSA Matt
Yes they lose major points in my book as well.
That's completely unprofessional and I have never ever seen something like that anywhere (besides in adult).

JMO (Just my opinion)

Steen2 09-13-2004 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
you gotta send your asian traffic. use text like 'now asians can be hung like a jamaican'

1:3 ratio

:Graucho :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

[Brian] 09-13-2004 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steen2
Why do sponsors publicly disclose their partner's private information!?
In this particular case because he's lamenting the fact that he's never sold one - to other people reading that suggests it doesn't sell well, which is untrue.

[Brian] 09-13-2004 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JSA Matt
... I don't need reps contacting me trying to tell me how to sell a product so thanks, but no thanks. :glugglug
Apparently you do.

Steen2 09-13-2004 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Brian]
In this particular case because he's lamenting the fact that he's never sold one - to other people reading that suggests it doesn't sell well, which is untrue.
So you specifly discuss his personal account on a public board? And reveal his stats.

JSA Matt 09-13-2004 06:06 PM

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Originally posted by [Brian]
Apparently you do.
Apparently you are clueless to who I am and who I work for, burn all the bridges you want my man. :)

Tipsy 09-13-2004 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Brian]
In this particular case because he's lamenting the fact that he's never sold one - to other people reading that suggests it doesn't sell well, which is untrue.
To me it looked VERY tongue in cheek and was obviously so. Hardly suggesting anything doesn't sell well. Did you miss the part about 50 clicks?

Nysus 09-13-2004 06:10 PM

Results can vary greatly. Sometimes you can not get anything in 3000 uniques, and then in the next 1000 you get 4+ signups. So really, 59 hits isn't enough, try more like 5000, and then you'll know that the site / product doesn't convert for your traffic. :)

Matt

PatrickKing 09-13-2004 06:11 PM

Fun Thread!!!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

[Brian] 09-13-2004 06:16 PM

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Originally posted by JSA Matt
Apparently you are clueless to who I am and who I work for, burn all the bridges you want my man. :)
I don't care who you work for man. I am VERY defensive about my program, because it kicks ass. If I see someone saying they can't sell a FastSize I want to know WHY .. that's all.

Seeing you say "you're better off selling pills" is demoralizing. Suggesting you don't need any help selling a program that is the first one of it's nature is a bit callous too .. are you too good to need any help?

fris 09-13-2004 06:18 PM

mines 8.5" how big will mine be with the machine? :)

[Brian] 09-13-2004 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by Steen2
So you specifly discuss his personal account on a public board? And reveal his stats.

Pretend you run an affiliate program for a minute. (assuming you don't) If you see one of your affiliates posting in public that they can't sell any to save their life and you look up their stats and they've sent like 12 hits, what are you going to do? Just say nothing?

[Brian] 09-13-2004 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fris
mines 8.5" how big will mine be with the machine? :)
Nice, how big is it when erect? :thumbsup

pxxx 09-13-2004 06:23 PM

FastSize is doing out of this world for me, and the move that i made now to be doing this well, i should have made earlier.:thumbsup



FastSize Kicks ass and the owner kicks even more ass. Great company, great product, and they are making me some serious cash. I am happy.:glugglug

Steen2 09-13-2004 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Brian]
Pretend you run an affiliate program for a minute. (assuming you don't) If you see one of your affiliates posting in public that they can't sell any to save their life and you look up their stats and they've sent like 12 hits, what are you going to do? Just say nothing?
Let them know that your program kicks ass and many here will back it up. Contact them in private.

I am not commenting on FastSize by the way (I love the program), just your professionalism.

[Brian] 09-13-2004 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steen2
Let them know that your program kicks ass and many here will back it up. Contact them in private.

I am not commenting on FastSize by the way (I love the program), just your professionalism.

Well he did say he purposely created a second account devoid of any contact info.

I apologize for posting his stats here and appearing unprofessional.

almighty 09-13-2004 06:33 PM

maybe people are learning that enlarging a penis is not so simple and the only things getting big is their hope :winkwink:

cool1g 09-13-2004 06:37 PM

amazingly, i'm 0:2,287 with targeted ppc traffic....maybe its bad luck b/c i use that traffic source for many other things (adult and non) that converts at a profit.

zentz 09-13-2004 06:42 PM

you are lucky, my ratio is still at 0:376 :(

[Brian] 09-13-2004 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by cool1g
amazingly, i'm 0:2,287 with targeted ppc traffic....maybe its bad luck b/c i use that traffic source for many other things (adult and non) that converts at a profit.
If that is really the case you should have messaged one of us long ago. Our PPC affiliates are generally all < 1:100, including my own adwords traffic:

http://machine1.aeanetwork.com/adwords.bmp

[Brian] 09-13-2004 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zentz
you are lucky, my ratio is still at 0:376 :(

That's not a huge amount of test hits, but you might want to change your link to be a bit more descriptive than just 'enlarge your penis'. C'mon man, let's get creative! :thumbsup

Doc911 09-13-2004 06:51 PM

59 clicks thats nothing twice now I have sent hundred of clicks to a sponser that advertised here. the last one promised 99 dollars added to my account if i posted the url of the banner and my id.

the first one i sent 500 hits and nothing.
the second one, a week ago, i sent 552 hits and not only did it not sale with no blind clicks( targeted traffic with thier banner), they didn't add the 99 dollars to my account even after i icqed them, so i removed the banner.


I'm going through my sponsors now. if they don't convert at least 1:500 with something. I'm taking down their banners and link codes..

Jace 09-13-2004 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Brian]
Pretend you run an affiliate program for a minute. (assuming you don't) If you see one of your affiliates posting in public that they can't sell any to save their life and you look up their stats and they've sent like 12 hits, what are you going to do? Just say nothing?
fuck that shit, that was uncalled for man....you just psoted the affiliate and their stats....FUCKED i tell you

that is just fucked up

i wonder if I went to commission junction's forum and asked them to post stats what would happen?

IT WOULD NOT HAPPEN CAUSE THEY ARE PROFESSIONAL AND RESPECT THEIR AFFILIATES

fast size just lost all points in my book

if your that insecure about your site and product, find other ways to prove to people that your site and product rock....don't disclose personal info to do it


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