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brizzad 09-09-2004 07:46 PM

i bet i have the wierdest eating habbits out of all GFYers
 
-any sandwich/hamburger/hotdog etc.. i get meat and bread only(except chili for the hotdog, if available with no beans)

-at taco bell i order hard and soft tacos with meat only

-i dont eat ANYTHING that's green - from salad to green beans

-3 ice cubes in my glass of whatever im drinking, no more no less, regardless of the size of the cup

-i drink only one carbonated beverage a week, and im strict about this

-meat and cheese should never mix, ever


I could go on and on, but you guys get the idea.. anyone here got me beat?

Sometimes my g/f calls me "o.c.d. boy" because of my eating habits, and then i hit her in the face with a brick :thumbsup

RedShoe 09-09-2004 07:48 PM

nope. I know someone worse. But out of respect, I won't mention his name here.

BrainDead 09-09-2004 07:49 PM

always two straws for my colas

and no hitting bricks

CDSmith 09-09-2004 07:50 PM

Your parents never spanked you enough as a child.

Zerof8 09-09-2004 07:51 PM

all my friends fuck with me because i put cheese and ragu on bread, microwave it and eat it. I think its just like a shitty frozen pizza.

Gheenz 09-09-2004 07:51 PM

Meat and cheese should never mix? WTF!

Never had a cheese steak?!

Mmm mmm mmm.

P.S. I'm glad to hear you smack the old lady around a little, but why use a brick? Use your hand man, personalize that shit! Let her know where that shit's coming from. :1orglaugh

Sosa 09-09-2004 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Your parents never spanked you enough as a child.
No kidding lol. If you were that picking when I was growing up you woulda died for not eating.

myjah 09-09-2004 07:53 PM

I think those are definitely the weirdest habits ever

brizzad 09-09-2004 07:56 PM

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Originally posted by NickHimself


P.S. I'm glad to hear you smack the old lady around a little, but why use a brick? Use your hand man, personalize that shit! Let her know where that shit's coming from. :1orglaugh

it is personalized, the brick has raised writing that says "i was disrespectful" so whenever she gets smacked, it's there for everyone to read for a week or so

CDSmith 09-09-2004 07:56 PM

My mom or dad would no more put up with that picky shit from us kids than fly to the moon.

You'd have had your ass kicked good, and you'd have been a better person for it.

brizzad 09-09-2004 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Your parents never spanked you enough as a child.

lol they did, and they tried so hard to get me to eat normally, but i cant :(

sometimes some food looks so good, like a sub from subway with everything on it, or a nice big caesar salad or something, but when i take a bite its just so nasty and horrible

brizzad 09-09-2004 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
My mom or dad would no more put up with that picky shit from us kids than fly to the moon.

You'd have had your ass kicked good, and you'd have been a better person for it.

you got your ass kicked if you didn't like a certain food? wtf?

i guess you can clearly see we were raised in different times

psyko514 09-09-2004 07:59 PM

holy fuck... no mixing meat and cheese?

meat and cheese are the two greatest food stuffs known to man. putting them together is only logical.

CDSmith 09-09-2004 08:02 PM

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Originally posted by brizzad
you got your ass kicked if you didn't like a certain food? wtf?

i guess you can clearly see we were raised in different times

We're not talking about you not liking one or a few certain foods. You're talking about being a picky little nitwit, with the "it HAS to be this way, always"... and "I HAVE to have these other things MY way, in every detail"..... I can just hear my fucking dad now.......

"Yes sir mister sir.... three ice cubes for his highness. Anything else sire? How about a swat upside your spoiled head sire?"


lol

It wasn't the "me" generation I can tell you that. You either dropped the picky bullshit act or you ended up pretty miserable at the dinner table.

Shooter 09-09-2004 08:05 PM

I know a lot of people who do the meat and cheese only thing, actually.

The ice cube thing is a little odd though. :1orglaugh

MikeVega 09-09-2004 08:06 PM

I don't know if it beats you...but i eat with the same fork every meal......i know it not related but i also sleep with one sock every night......anyone i work with knows this is a fact.....

skyechase 09-09-2004 08:08 PM

Okay, here is my weird eating habit.


I don't eat any vegetables except corn and potatoes.

I don't eat Mexican, Chinese, Indian foods.

I don't eat seafood.

I don't eat spicy or barbecue food and sauce.

I won't eat food that has been touched by something that I won
't put in my mouth.

Example: Don't put the pickle beside my hamburger or near it. No I won't pick it off because it leaves an aftertaste.

I take my burgers ¡V cheese and ketchup only.

I only drink purified bottled water.

- Guess that is enough for now

btw, my friends don¡¦t like to go eat with me because I limit where we can go.


(mama spoiled me because I was the baby, so I never got made to eat everything or even taste it) Now at 32, I still won't try certain foods but I am becoming more brave.

psyko514 09-09-2004 08:08 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
It wasn't the "me" generation I can tell you that. You either dropped the picky bullshit act or you ended up pretty miserable at the dinner table.
seriously. my brother was very fussy. for example, in a spaghetti sauce, he'd pick out even the most miniscule pieces of diced onions. never ate fish, most veggies, eggs and even certain meats. he often went to bed hungry.

Joe Citizen 09-09-2004 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
-any sandwich/hamburger/hotdog etc.. i get meat and bread only(except chili for the hotdog, if available with no beans)

-at taco bell i order hard and soft tacos with meat only

-i dont eat ANYTHING that's green - from salad to green beans

-3 ice cubes in my glass of whatever im drinking, no more no less, regardless of the size of the cup

-i drink only one carbonated beverage a week, and im strict about this

-meat and cheese should never mix, ever


I could go on and on, but you guys get the idea.. anyone here got me beat?

Sometimes my g/f calls me "o.c.d. boy" because of my eating habits, and then i hit her in the face with a brick :thumbsup

Dude, there's no nice way of putting it -- you're just a spoilt brat.

Chris 09-09-2004 08:13 PM

I dont like McDonalads anymore

that is a pretty wierd eating habbit for most webmasters


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CDSmith 09-09-2004 08:13 PM

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Originally posted by Joe Citizen
Dude, there's no nice way of putting it -- you're just a spolit brat.
Come on Joe, admit it. You want to spank that spoilt brat's bare ass over your knee.


You're no pacifist. :1orglaugh

brizzad 09-09-2004 08:19 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Come on Joe, admit it. You want to spank that spoilt brat's bare ass over your knee.


:Graucho :Graucho

brizzad 09-09-2004 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
I dont like McDonalads anymore


that sucks :(

i hope you can make it back to the dark side one day

Kimmykim 09-09-2004 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad

-3 ice cubes in my glass of whatever im drinking, no more no less, regardless of the size of the cup

-i drink only one carbonated beverage a week, and im strict about this

-meat and cheese should never mix, ever



Jewish ocd? I've seen it before.

Can you tell me how you feel about lotion and dental floss?

brizzad 09-09-2004 08:22 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
Jewish ocd? I've seen it before.

Can you tell me how you feel about lotion and dental floss?


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

never used either, and never will

i actually spent a lot of money on a tool that shoots a hard small stream of water to act as floss


p.s.
im not a jew

p.s. again please send me the damn email on how to fix my epassporte account, ive been waiting forever, called multiple times, and was assured this magical email would be there in a matter of hours

CodeKing 09-09-2004 08:25 PM

- if i spin around 360 degrees left, i have to spin 360 degrees to the right to bring it back to a balance

- i have a phobia of body lice

- i'm so paranoid and negitive i only have nightmares

- i bite my nails, and then put them between my teeth using my teeth and my tounge, and sometimes the nail gets pushed into my gums and stays there for a long time

- i drive fast everywhere i go

- i look at the poop on the toilet paper before i flush it

- i can lick the head of my penis


OCD BOY? THAT'D BE ME

+ IM BI POLAR, DEPRESSED & SKITZO

digifan 09-09-2004 08:29 PM

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Originally posted by psyko514
holy fuck... no mixing meat and cheese?

meat and cheese are the two greatest food stuffs known to man. putting them together is only logical.

Yup and both are animal protein.. and I don't know what's wrong with green meals? I love salads. :Graucho

Rankings 09-09-2004 08:29 PM

And my wife thinks I'm a pain in the ass because I don't eat sandwich bread.

CDSmith 09-09-2004 08:30 PM

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Originally posted by input
And my wife thinks I'm a pain in the ass because I don't eat sandwich bread.
You know what's really insane? In French, "pain" means bread.

Chichio 09-09-2004 08:34 PM

I feel you on the three ice cubes thing. It's the perfect amount. Gets your drink cold without taking up too much room.

I can't really compete with your OCD habits but I'm pretty OC myself. My habits are pretty standard:

-Things must be in neat piles on my desk, right angles are a plus.

-I wash my hands 10+ times a day cause, let's face it, other people are dirty.

....pretty standard OC habits :)

Vitasoy 09-09-2004 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by skyechase
Okay, here is my weird eating habit.


I don't eat Mexican, Chinese, Indian foods.

I don't eat seafood.

I don't eat spicy or barbecue food and sauce.


Dude you are missing out on some of the best foods... :Hollering

jennym 09-09-2004 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
seriously. my brother was very fussy. for example, in a spaghetti sauce, he'd pick out even the most miniscule pieces of diced onions.
I did the same thing. I even used to pick out the "onions" from sloppy joe's.

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
My mom or dad would no more put up with that picky shit from us kids than fly to the moon.
At family BBQ's or whatever, my mom still makes me a "special" bowl of potato salad with no "crunchy stuff" in it.:1orglaugh

reynold 09-09-2004 08:43 PM

i hate to eat green peas! what's the matter with burger and cheese anyway? i like the cheese melt drippping out of the bun! :thumbsup

CDSmith 09-09-2004 08:52 PM

Seriously, here's why the picky shit doesn't work for you.

You're like 15, you're on a road trip vacation with your family, and you stop in at a distant relative's home for a visit. They invite you all to stay for supper, you telling me you're going to be all rude and pull your picky bullshit act?

No way in fucking hell would my parents put up with that.


Personally, when I have total control over what I can have to eat (like when I'm home or at a restaurant), I of course eat what I like most. But sometimes, when you have no control over what's on the table in front of you, for me it comes down to this.... I'm hungry, not choosey. I would rather eat than go hungry. And I would never want to insult someone by going all picky on them at their house when they've been good enough to invite me to share a meal. That's the way I was raised.

brizzad 09-09-2004 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Seriously, here's why the picky shit doesn't work for you.

You're like 15, you're on a road trip vacation with your family, and you stop in at a distant relative's home for a visit. They invite you all to stay for supper, you telling me you're going to be all rude and pull your picky bullshit act?

No way in fucking hell would my parents put up with that.


Personally, when I have total control over what I can have to eat (like when I'm home or at a restaurant), I of course eat what I like most. But sometimes, when you have no control over what's on the table in front of you, for me it comes down to this.... I'm hungry, not choosey. I would rather eat than go hungry. And I would never want to insult someone by going all picky on them at their house when they've been good enough to invite me to share a meal. That's the way I was raised.


i guess it just depends on the person...

you're really getting into the food stuff

i bet you just want to slap me in the face, tell me to stfu, and make me eat a salad and a loaded hamburger

Gheenz 09-09-2004 09:04 PM

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Originally posted by brizzad
it is personalized, the brick has raised writing that says "i was disrespectful" so whenever she gets smacked, it's there for everyone to read for a week or so
Ahahahahahaha!!!

You truly exemplify what being "the man" is all about!!!

pornguy 09-09-2004 09:06 PM

OK so you may die early fomr bad eating habits..

But.

Can I have your car?
:Graucho

CDSmith 09-09-2004 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
i bet you just want to slap me in the face, tell me to stfu, and make me eat a salad and a loaded hamburger
OooOOoooh baby the pimp hand is shakin!! :Graucho



ha ha... seriously, you must have went hungry a lot in your life. By choice.

Brat 09-09-2004 09:19 PM

that's definitely odd.
I have a few weird habits too

-When i was younger my Italian grandmother got me hooked on Nutella. I now have it every morning on toast and if there is none left in the house, i get pretty MAD.

-I'm addicted to shelled sunflower seeds. I can pop quite a few in my mouth. Keep them to one side of my cheek and then transfer one over one by one, open it and take the seeds out with my tongue. I've acquired the skill now.. :)

-I absolutely HATE HATE HATE cinammon. Just the smell of it literally makes me gag. If i pass by a little bakery in a shopping mall like Saint Cinammon (we have a few in Montreal) I have to run by it or take a different route. I love apple pie but most apple pie is made with cinammon so when I was younger my mom used to make apple pie from scratch with not a speck of cinammon. My dad and I share the exact same cinammon phobia.

-I hate and won't eat anything that lived under water at one point. But I'll eat calamari (???)

-I'll sometimes put stuff on my hotdogs and hamburgers but sometimes I like to leave em plain because I feel like all the condiments are just overpowering the meat.

-I will eat raw carrots but not cooked..They are GROSS cooked.

-I still cut my spaghetti. When i try to be a big girl and NOT cut it, I either A) get really impatient with rolling it or B) choke.

-I drink Pepsi, not Coke. There IS a difference :)


There are so many more and I'm sure my friends and boyfriend would be able to come up with some but I can't remember at the moment.

sickkittens 09-09-2004 09:25 PM

I know alot worse. Obsessive compulsive disorder is a bitch.


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