(Contest) - I just bought a present for one of you...
 

First person to guess what it is will get it shipped to them right away.

I will answer yes and no questions only. Ask as many questions as you like.

:)

Is it a dildo???

condoms?

NO - you are disqualified!

anal beads?

A pair of pleather pants?

negative, great guess though.

is it an xbox

That's mean. Just because I am sitting here with you, you disqualify me? Meany!

No, do you want some? I will ship some to you!

is it worth more than $100 ?

I would never buy a pair of pleather pants.

sybian?

Is it some form of electronics?

Gift certificate?

Nope

Nope

A pot belly pig?

< $100... hmmm is it a shirt ?

Nope. not a sex toy. unless you are really demented.

Nope.

Nope

ALCOHOL

A Pinwheel? :)

A case of Molsons Canadian?

is it edible?

Viagra pill?

A ticket for the PNE prize home?

You guys are doing this all wrong .You have to ask questions to get hints. That works much better.

No to all of you.

It is worth less than $100
It is not electronic.
It is not edible.

A beer stein?

negative my friend.

Does it need batteries?

is it computer related? (eg: mouse pad)

A Dress??...and or somthing with breasts I hope :winkwink:

an ipod

Any clues?...It could be a million differant things :glugglug

HOT SAUCE!!!!???? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

DH

It is worth less than $100.
It is not electronic.
It is not edible.
It does not need batteries.
It is not computer related.
It does not have breasts.

:glugglug

Is it sexual?

I sent you hot sauce already. Did you run out? I will get some even hotter shit this time.

A pigs ear for my rottie?

is it something useful?