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sweetjimmy 05-30-2001 08:17 AM

Oclicks and Mo'fo Search
 
since the 26th i've had 0 clicks on mofo search. I don't know if this is because of the new 6 cent payout or if i'm a cheater. If I am a cheater i'm not doing a very good job. I took that shit down anyway.

12clicks 05-30-2001 08:34 AM

I'm sure your problem is either no traffic or bad traffic. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

Badgurl 05-30-2001 08:41 AM

Oh-oh...someone better git the sherriff...I smells trouble brewin'!

12clicks 05-30-2001 08:43 AM

no trouble that I know of. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

Susan 05-30-2001 08:52 AM

Did you take a happy pill today http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

Hot Tropical Babes 05-30-2001 09:30 AM

I dont think it was a happy pill, I think it was that HUGE bacon and egg sandwich he made last night. It looked so yummy and i didnt even get a bite http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/frown.gif

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sweetjimmy 05-30-2001 10:08 AM

i'm sure my problem is that the fucken thing doesn't work. I think its convenient that it shuts down on Memorial day weekend, the beginning of summer.

I'll let you all know if I get paid my measly 35 dollars.

12clicks 05-30-2001 10:46 AM

my dear sweetjimmy, don't you know you better have your fucking ducks in a row before you go to a board to bad mouth me?
look here: http://www.12clicks.com/sweetjimmy.gif
these are sweetjimmy boy's stats.
Notice today, the 30th. You'll see 1 clickthru for 6 cents. That would be from the test search I made in the searchbox from this page: http://www7.smutserver.com/ebony/hotrain/main.htm
oops, looks like you forgot to remove one of my boxes. Gee, looks like it works just fine.
Now, you little piece of shit, please continue with your little diatribe about how (how did you say it) "the fucken thing doesn't work"

how about you spend less time posting to boards and more time getting traffic to your pages, seeing how you currently have none. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

shit badgurl, your nose is better than mine.

Rose 05-30-2001 10:50 AM

Good one Ron http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

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jeanette 05-30-2001 10:50 AM

Somehow stats usually stop working when a webmaster stops working. Maybe if you worked a little, your stats would start showing some clicks. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

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12clicks 05-30-2001 10:52 AM

you guys find it hard to believe guys are full of shit when they complain about me because there are so many of them.

I'M FUCKING TELLING YOU! there are just too many idiots out there.

Rose 05-30-2001 10:53 AM

Ron I always believed you http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

12clicks 05-30-2001 10:54 AM

hey, anyone notice my fancy photoshop skills? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

12clicks 05-30-2001 10:56 AM

Rose, you're my favorite canadien by far!

Rose 05-30-2001 11:03 AM

Thank you http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif
Does it matter that I wasnt born in Canada? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

Susan 05-30-2001 11:04 AM

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12clicks 05-30-2001 11:07 AM

Rose, no it doesn't. It wouldn't even matter if you were a man. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

Susan, don't go blaming sweettimmy's high stress on me. I didn't bring this issue up. I'm sure he'll one day be able to manage his stress. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

wiZd0m 05-30-2001 11:23 AM

SweetJimmy needs a boyfriend to releave the pressure

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12clicks 05-30-2001 11:33 AM

speaking of sweetjimmy, where is the little asshole?
When he thought his tracks were covered, he was a regular bigmouth.

here kitty, kitty, kitty

12clicks 05-30-2001 12:49 PM

Jimmy, there have been guys who wouldn't apologize for their misdeeds who are no longer on the internet. be a smart monkey and admit you were wrong. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

I'm not going away.

pr0view 05-30-2001 01:36 PM

12clicks, would you mind if all the lurkers and posters at GFY go and do a search from jimmy's page? i am referring to the human in you - let him get some $$$ and see that the "fucking thing works" http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

sweetjimmy 05-30-2001 01:55 PM

12 dicks i don't know how much you paid your little cronies to back you up, but there's no way in hell i would kiss your smelly cracker ass to collect 35 bucks.

Your mo'fo search doesnt' work. I tried to search several times today and the fucken thing takes hours to respond, if it decides to respond at all.

I let the fucken thing search for half an hour and all i got was this broken page:
http://www.sweetjimmy.com/12dicks.jpg

make a note of the search term in the address box.

I always heard you were a dick, at least now i know first hand.

boneprone 05-30-2001 01:59 PM

jimmy and 12 clicks.. I should have thought of this one earlier.

Not even Don King could have thought of this one.

sweetjimmy 05-30-2001 02:04 PM

LOL, there are only certain search terms that work on the mo'fo' search like "lesbians" or "porn"

your an evil motherfucker 12 clicks

sweetjimmy 05-30-2001 02:06 PM

and i have to click on the search button to use the fucken thing. I can't just press enter to get a search result.

What shizer.

You suck 12 dicks

sweetjimmy 05-30-2001 02:07 PM

no pun intended

wolfshade 05-30-2001 04:32 PM

Gues Jimmy isn't smart enough to run a traceroute to that page, or he would have found out that some large carriers were having problems lately(ALTERNET the most btw)

Bu then again that's to be expected from a dude that is used to speak first and then think http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

Wolfshade


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wolfshade 05-30-2001 04:36 PM

BTW for the ones aroun dhere that think I've gone completely bananas

Here's how to do a traceroute

Open a DOS window and type:
tracert www.turbofind.com

Then press enter it will show you where the shit hits the fan http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

Conclusion 12clicks has a quality connection to the Internet and Sweetjimmy a crap connection

So JImmy if you must badmouth anyone yell at your ISP for buying such a crappy backbone http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif

Wolfshade

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sweetjimmy 05-30-2001 05:48 PM

The only thing that's rotten in Denmark (or Holland in your case) is the fact that surfer has to click on the submit button with his frikkin mouse. Who the fuck clicks on the submit button to get search results? Nobody except the biggest fucken newbie, which is exactly the type of surfer 12clicks wants so that he can get his 4 dollar referral from ebay.

Lo and behold, now the fucken thing works when you press enter. But it even says surfer must click on the submit button on his page: "When a surfer clicks on the "submit" button to initiate a search there may be no other open windows or consoles, in front of, or behind, our search results page. "

and on no other affiliate program do i see something like this: "MojoTraffic Corp. reserves the right to terminate the account of any affiliate who publicly posts derogatory and or slanderous statements aboutMojoSearch.com, MojoTraffic Corp., its subsidiaries or officers.MojoTraffic Corp. vigorously defends itself against false and slanderous statements."

This guy's more evil than Mr. Burns.

All I know is I didn't get one search from the beginning of memorial day weekend till today, with exactly the same amount of traffic.

If you think its my isp, then it must be every fucking isp in the fucking country.

sweetjimmy 05-30-2001 05:58 PM

Wolfshade you know what? Why don't you grab a handful of those tulip bulbs you get paid with and shove em' up your candy ass?

When your done with that you can let 12squirts sodomize you, while you tell him about what a "quality connection" you share.

sweetjimmy 05-30-2001 05:59 PM

http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/biggrin.gif....a-hole

wiZd0m 05-30-2001 07:07 PM

Wlcome back Gay "boneproneslut" Jimmy. Yusee to have lots of sexual energy to dispose off. I can let you in the neighbors bitch (ie. female dog) if you want to releive some frustration http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

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Susan 05-30-2001 07:36 PM

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Exxxotica 05-30-2001 07:55 PM

Where is 12clicks...Im ready to watch Round 3

This is better than boxing night!

Badgurl 05-30-2001 08:37 PM

*eyes sparkling with mischief..watching as the old buzzard from down yonder at the cemetery starts his tap..tap...tap...nails into cheap planks..

Coffin biz is boomin..he's happy*

Badgurl 05-30-2001 08:40 PM

By the way, I'm a SHE, not a HE!!!

and I'm not even Snow in drag!


Even though he is waaaaay prettier than I'll ever hope to be..

I was left high and dry drooling over that damn sandwich too...

come home and cook, clean..do the fucking dishes..eat cold chow mein grumble grumble bitch bitch whine...

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Call it woman's intuition ron...but you were waaaaaayyyy ahead of me on this one!

*wink*

You don't last this long without being a clever bastard!..or bitch..as the case may be

[This message has been edited by Badgurl (edited 05-30-2001).]

mischief 05-30-2001 10:10 PM

Originally stated by badgurl
Quote:

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*eyes sparkling with mischief..watching as the old buzzard from down yonder at the cemetery starts his tap..tap...tap...nails into cheap planks..
Now you leave me out of this. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

Rose 05-30-2001 11:09 PM

SweetJimmy

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Wolfshade you know what? Why don't you grab a handful of those tulip bulbs you get paid with and shove em' up your candy ass?
When your done with that you can let 12squirts sodomize you, while you tell him about what a "quality connection" you share
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If nothing else you can make me laugh


Enchantress 05-30-2001 11:35 PM

I'm curious, should he take the tulip bulbs out of his ass before the sodomizing commences, or is it all part of the same process?

Enchantress

sweetjimmy 05-31-2001 12:25 AM

MojoTraffic Corp. reserves the right to terminate the account of any affiliate who publicly posts derogatory and or slanderous statements aboutMojoSearch.com, MojoTraffic Corp., its subsidiaries or officers.MojoTraffic Corp. vigorously defends itself against false and slanderous statements.

It seems Mofotraffic can't terminate me since I haven't said anything false. For the past couple of days Mofo hasn't worked and its a proven fact that Ron is a dick.



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