Punker Barbie's Naked Body (paintings)!
 

Greetings!

I am planning on selling paintings created by Punker Barbie?s naked body. How much would you be willing to spend on a work of art created by her body???

Here is how -

1. Punker Barbie gets naked.

2. Vibrant colors (acrylic paints) will be applied to Punker Barbie?s naked body (I will be applying paint with various brushes and rollers).

3. Punker Barbie presses her body against the canvas to create a masterpiece!

4. She then signs the painting and offers it for sale.

5. At the end of the day, I will assist Punker with a nice, long, luxurious sponge / bubble bath (in a two-person jacuzzi tub surrounded by lit candles and large mirrors) to wash off the acrylic paint.


Before I actually make this offer, I will need: paint, canvasses, studio space and most importantly - Punker Barbie?s cooperation.

I know I would pay a lot for her body print . . . but how much would you pay???

I will pay to be the person who helps get the paint off of her in those hard to reach places.

How about nothing, people need a fucking life if they want something like that from some chick. Maybe if it was Marilyn Monroe or something, otherwise it's just kinda fucking creepy.

you live off of people that have no life so just ignore it

Although reluctant, I might agree to take on an assistant for this task!

Speaking of ?creepy? . . . digging up Marilyn Monroe?s dead body and dipping it in paint and rolling it around on a canvas is the creepiest thing I have ever heard. You might try to seek some ?professional? help.



I will stick with appreciating a young, vivacious, hottie . . .

And if lusting after Punker Barbie is WRONG . . .

I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT!!!

This guy is scary.

Exactly! Anybody that posts stuff about digging up old dead movie actresses, dipping them in paint and rolling them around on a canvas should scare the shit out of you!!!

Sounds like you've put alot of thought into this.

Holy shit man stand down. Do you actually know her? If not, you might want to step away from the PC for a bit and have a beer or something. :glugglug

This thread cements my belief that this has become mainly a surfer board now lol.

Well the "technique" isn't exactly new.

And (don't tell Punker Barbie) but the best part would be painting her naked body and then washing the paint off of her.

I actually would care if anybody bought a painting but hey, I bet people (normal heterosexual men) would love them.

That guy cant be serious.. Is he? :helpme

What do you mean by, "or something"????????

Thats rather creepy, do you have lots of barbies around your home?

I agree!

People are acting like they don't know how hot Punker Barbie is.

Only random surfers would say that they wouldn't be interested in a Punker Barbie "masterpiece" and that could only be because they have no idea who she is.

The rest of us know "what's what!"

why in the fuck would i want art of a chicks stinky pussy hanging on my wall? do u guys sandblast that shit before selling because i plan on licking the painting.

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yep, creepy.

Probably not.

I bet he has a bunch of Marilyn Monroe cut outs and clippings though.


Don't worry about the creepy digging up dead movie stars thing because he probably wasn't serious.

I would like to see some finished art first. Im not one who buys painting because of who the artist is. But im sure stuff by punker should go pretty high.

What the fuck are you talking about dipshit? You kinda read a little much into that don't you think? Jesus, I meant when she was alive you fucking dolt, and she was just an example anyway, go away creep.

Actually this isn't "creepy" at all.

Any red blooded American man would desire to participate in something like this.

"Creepy" would be if I wanted to dip your wrinkled, old grandfather in paint and press him against a canvas and then take a bubble bath with him.

Would you ask to see some "finished art" from Caravaggio, Van Gogh or Monet?

I understand your concern, so we will invite you to a "private showing" of her first twenty prints and since you are so nice, we will also offer you a tremendous discount so you will be sure to get a bargain.

Caravaggio would have never done the same. Isn't Punker great!

You're comparing this to Caravaggio, Van Gogh or Monet?


:1orglaugh

I have another idea for you!


It's called "CREEP IN THE BOX."

It would be like a "jack in the box" but it would be "you in a box." The person would crank the handle and the box would play a creepy song and at the appropriate time YOU would pop out scaring the shit out of them!

Since your "hideously creepy" face will be the biggest part of this product, I will give you the majority of the profits. I just want my cut for introducing "a monstrous creep" (you) to the general public.

Let me know, thanks!

How about go have a beer or have sex with your GF/Wife? You do have one right? :glugglug

Evidently you are NOT familiar with Punker Barbie.

There is no question that her body is a "masterwork."

I bet (if these masters were alive) they would all agree that Punker Barbie's paintings would be pure brilliance and I imagine that Van Gogh himself would cry at the pristine beauty of the works.

scarey

Oh, I thought you meant something else.


Obviously I have a GF!

-AND-

If you post pics of your gf/wife I will also post pics. Nobody ever takes me up on this and I think it is because they are usually dating a "pig" or they aren't in any relationship at all, yet they post shit on this board about how everyone else must be "hard up" or "lonely" because they are having fun.


Oh well, I will show you my girlfriend after you show me yours.

I am unfamiliar with this "word."

Maybe you meant to type something else?

scary sorry

Yes, she's a cute girl, I know.

You're taking it to a freak level. Cry at the pristine beauty? Jesus, Punker Barbie, lock your doors please.

No that wouldnt be a good idea.

My GF's pics are posted all over here. Not gonna post them in this thread because you may start thinking crazy shit about her too. :1orglaugh

Punker Barbie is the one "taking it to a freak level" because she is the one so far beyond "red" hot that she is now "blue" hot.

I blame her for being perfect!

Are you for real? Can't be, haha Juicy, I hope. :(

Well, I really doubt that.


Like I said, post the pics or go back to your "pig."

Some of you people really need to get laid.

For the first time. :disgust

I think I will as she's laid a nice rib-eye and a caesar salad for me.

Search is your friend you fucking n00b. If you weren't such a surfer/stalker you'd already have the pics. Now go back to building your shrine. Just don't let "Rosey" find it. :1orglaugh