What kind of porn do you HATE?
 

I hate:

1. Lesbian porn where the girl's tongue is poised near the pussy but never touches it.

2. "Mature" porn featuring an old Russian lady and two buzz-cut boys in a shabby old apartment.

3. Ed Powers.

Good list, I also hate lesbian porn that has no eating or fingering at all - straight from kissing to toys & strap-ons....infact, I hate any porn with strapons....if i wanted too see cock, I'd watch regular porn.

Two asian woman that shit in each others mouths and eat it. Then puke it up all over the floor and then get on their hands and knees and speed race each other to clean it up.

the not eating touchy part is supposed to make the fuckers brwosing that shit click on the banners/text adds and find the real shit



You fucking SURFERS!!!! :321GFY


hahha:1orglaugh

uhm..
shemale porn

I'm not a surfer/lurker, I'm a webmaster but I'm speaking now as a porn consumer.

Also, I'm not speaking only of net porn. I hated that fake lesbian shit when Hustler or Penthouse did it too.

Oh, and that reminds me of another thing I hate:

4. Fake cum.

hairy porn :firehair

bingo

almost anything from Vivid
generic, repetitive, and boring and the girls are almost totally interchangeable....

I cant stand porn were the women are beat up.. Slapping them and all that fucked up shit.

And throat fucking. Nothing turns me off more than a woman struggling to breathe while some shady looking italian has his 11" cock shoved down into her lungs.

I hate porn that the women look like there pussy has been ran over by a truck.

Ewwww! :eek7

It makes me sick to see anyone under the age of 18.. just not kewl to me.. :2 cents:

Scat=$$$...It might disgust you but you have to think what sick bastards like...and in this world there is plenty of them

Just thought of a couple more.

5. Women sucking their own toes.

6. Anyone sucking anyone's toes.

Strap ons and lesbian fake pussy licking are pissing me off.

But what I hate is to see some guy's hairy gut or his cock all the time. Who the fuck is he to get into my fantasy? Get the hairy beer gut out of there and let me watch the pussy already.

I love Japanese porn but hate that the parts get blurred out, thank God for underground movies.

Never seeing the girls faces is lame. I see that too often.

Bukkake is gross.

Scat is grossest.

skat/gay/shemale

lots of money - but i dont like these niches.

also lesbians a bit.

Sounds like you saw one of those slap happy videos. I felt the same way.

I hate blowjob only movies.. ( I mean come on.. FUCK HER ALREADY ARGH!!!)

I hate movies when they fucking show the guy's face for like 2 mins..

I hate movies with lame ass stories between the scenes.

In fact, I only prefer lesbian movies..

Newwman pretty much covered what my list would be. I'll add this though..... porn footage where the camera pans up to show the idiot guy's face for longer than a few seconds. If I wanted to see some idiot guy making his O face I'd rent gay porn.

God but some pornographers have no fucking clue. :321GFY

cant stand cp. anything else that involves *consenting adults only* has my blessing, and i mean anything..

anything with tattoo ridden gangsters.

"pro" hardcore

single girl sites of ugly washed up whores

Chicks pissing all over the fucking place - :throwup

lol, wtf

I hate most all porn but you are right. This would be one of my most hated also

1. Lesbian porn where the girl's tongue is poised near the pussy but never touches it.

:1orglaugh

You're sitting on your couch watching a video and jerking off and you're almost there and they cut to the guy's face. AAAAAARRGGHH!!!

-dubbed over porn
-chick looking at the camera porn
-fake dialogue(cheesy ones) and really fony orgasms.

we always make sure they dont look at the camera!!! unless the client wants it, do cheesy

just reading that made me want to touch myself inappropriately.....

I'm not too fond of that video with the japanese chick with eels squirming around in her asshole.

Oh, and girls puking isn't the most attractive thing I've ever seen either.

i hate lesbian porn where the girl gives the strap-on a blow job!!! what's the point of that?????

Gay porn and bbw porn it's just not my thing...

Felching and shit-eating. Those are the two absolute worst, can't even look at them.

Shemale Porn
Gay Porn (Big turnoff)
Granny Porn

The gay porn and the shemale porn is very nasty.

You stole the words from my fingers.
I 100% agree.

lezbo, glam, solo, gay, tranny, the annoying noises japanese women make. it sounds like pikachu. Porn with a plot. Laughing during the money shot. pussy guys who dont take control of the girl in a scene. hairy bush scenes. roamantic themed porn.

It's 2004... extreme gonzo is in :)
Duke

Yea basically i hate porn thats not a boy and a girl or 2 girls. The rest of them blows.

Agreed.

beastiality....

you guys forgot to mention that. unless of course you all like it

well, it does suck when the girl is ugly......