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I picked up the hottest stripper ever last night!
Went to Deja Vu in SD-
Was feeling a little bit "high" and had the most rockin dancer dance for me all night- At the end of her performances- she tells me I smell yummy and says she wants to fuck the shit out of me- Having been there and done that, I figured she'd scurry out the back door while she was getting ready- This DID NOT happen- she takes me back to her place by the zoo- and proceeeds to tell me how she is a "sub". and loves to get skullfucked- I was more than happy to oblige. I fucked the shit out of her 4 times until 8 this morning, had my ass licked ( never had that before) and she totally rocked my fucking world. The ass licking was a total surprise but being the conoisseur of Max Hardcore and Steve Sweet's films- I knew what to do- hahahaha The stripper is20 years old and looks exactly like Alicia Silverstone. Why am I telling you all about this? I guess I am still in disbelief. I know I am getting better at age 35, when I am banging crazy 20 yr olds- I also want to rub this into the faces of my "married" friends reading the board who think I need to slow down and get married and be miserable like all of you fools... HA! PS sorry for no pics today but I didn't have the camera- tonight is my night for becoming Skeeter Kerkove :321GFY |
Moral of the story. Do not get drunk near a zoo, you may mistake a horny chimp with Alicia sylverstone.
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Even better- she lives in an area known as Hillcrest, the GAYEST area in San Diego. I walked out this morning to the remnants of the gay pride parade as well. Interesting to say the least. |
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i dont believe it
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Sounds like a good time to me! :thumbsup
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right on
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yes, but where are the pics?
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This girl licked my ass last night
http://banginblacks.com/trailers/eutopia.wmv |
It was a blast!
well, actually 4 blasts! she just called me to tell me her pussy is so sore today she can't go to work and dance- now she wants to come over and just suck me off all night. I am down for it- new "Entourage" episode on tonight on HBO. Wanna watch that as she is licking my nutsack.... I am back baby! I had purposely been staying away from stippers and porn stars- But I am back on the horse. Regular chicks just aren't as much fun....or as great in bed ya feel me? |
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Fine ass black bitch , but the pussy queefin' is disgusting.... HOLY SHITBALLS. |
Alicia Silverstone isnt all that hot
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You had sex with a stripper who you have been paying the whole night. Is it that big of an accomplishment?
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ALL NATURAL. |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You are too funny man. |
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She did until the bouncer told her she had to pay the house- then she abruptly gets up and says "fuck you, I had $400 bucks stolen from my purse in the back, you wanna give me back my $400?" Then she says "I am outta here" and takes me home.... I love drama. |
She must have all kind of STDs.. :)
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Haha...sounds like a good time. Congrats! :thumbsup
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Did i also mention she loves FACIALS??? Last night looked like a scene from http://www.cumonherface.com :-)) |
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i love it |
I say brother like in slang terms.
KB is my "brother" like anyone can be. We're not really blood or anything.... |
Good stuff kb :winkwink:
WG |
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good one....i was just in SD last week for about a month....i think i visited Pure Platinum like 4 times while i was there...had nothing better to do because i was on a business trip and didn't know to many people
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way to go man just remember next time that I like PICTURES...
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did you wear a condom?
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Skeet Skeet Skeet Skeet Skeet.....
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don't forget the camera tonight :Graucho
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Ass Munchers |
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