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What's better than sex?
Tell me something that is or feels better than sex.
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Seeing a 16 figures saldo on my bank slip.
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a 5 minute beer piss at 4am after standing in line for 20 minutes
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Heroin. But the cons out weigh the pros...so just stick to the sex.
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I would say probably nothing but these come close.
- Eating - To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women! - Picking your Ear with a Q-Tip after a hot bath... - Buying Stuff |
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getting a BJ? LOL |
Taking a shit can feel great too. :glugglug
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Since you said whats better than "sex" and not whats better than an orgasm...here ya go:
1 hour full body massage $1000 shopping spree Rebills matching sales for the day a couple $500 custom video orders from fans :Graucho :thumbsup Ivy |
convincing a lesbian woman to change sides :winkwink:
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LOTS of money :)
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Mmm..chocolate :Graucho
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a full body massage after a hot bath from a hot girl
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lots of money
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i have a cock its just not attached LOL |
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And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. |
NOTHING! :glugglug
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anal sex? :)
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1. head
2. food 3. money |
better than sex? hmmmmm....... sex with love not just doing that stuff for lust sake, I think that's better for me :) :thumbsup
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Knowing that you have suceeded were others have tried and failed.
Knowing that almost anything that it is you wish to do within the confines of the law can be done whenever you want! |
Lots of things make me feel a lot better than sex:
Rubios fish tacos, they are fucken' good In N Out Burgers Getting my hair cut and blown out professionally-i always feel hot after a good blowout, and my layers are all perfectly bouncy. Getting my makeup done professionally done- sounds lame and vain & superficial, but one time I was so depressed and feeling so low because of something, and after I had myself all dolled up by an artist at the Mac counter I was looking hot and feeling good about myself like I can face the world again... I look fine when I do my own makeup, but something about getting it done by a professional is really hot... |
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Why does it seem that most of the girls posting in this thread have a lot of things they think are better than sex? Why oh Why cant women be born with the male sex drive.... :(
EDIT and another thing for the men who said money thats a cop out as well. We all know money = more sex... lol |
Shopping is sometimes better than sex too :helpme
Talking to a new guy or a crush.. Sometimes when you first like a person you get that "adrenaline feeling" and all the endorphins are running through your body because you're high in love, that's good too... |
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One thing that is a lot better than sex I have to admit though is a vibrator. Men can't always please me, but the vibrator always does! I use mine everyday! Is that enough of a sex drive for you???? It satisfies everytime without failure and doesn't cheat, no bullshit to argue about. It's much better than sex for sure!! |
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Maybe not better...but at times as good..
A highspeed early morning drive in the country in the porsche turbo.The windows down and the sound of the engine in warpspeed. :) |
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this is soooo true!!! good one:thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh |
having sex while high on good pot with someone you really like.
shopping??? wtf.... |
Better or just as good?
Walking hand in hand on a remote beach as the sun sets An intense storm with a ton of thunder and ligtening and just watching it with someone that loves storms as much as you do LOTS of money Watching your little one take their first steps and a host of other things they do both big and small Falling asleep in the arms of someone you will be with forever. Sex is great...but there is so much more to life that is equally enjoyable. |
Eating a huge meal, then going out with a hot chick, having sex although you have a huge turd on deck and you can't fart or shit because you don't want to offend the girl...then getting home and dropping the biggest duece your bowels can produce...
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thats relative :) you can have great sex with your fresh love and boring sex with the same person after some time
but driving a great car is always great :1orglaugh |
drive my car...:Graucho
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Money & health :Graucho
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I just thought of a good one!!
One thing that is better than sex is an ORGASM! Sex does not always LEAD to an orgasm, especially if the guy is not skillfull in bed. But I can always give myself an orgasm!! |
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