What the fuck...
 

..Are you doing this weekend? I have to work at the funeral home all weekend long, and I am on call. Anyone have good plans this weekend? At least I can think of what someone else will be doing and SMILE!:)

You work for a porn site and a funeral home... why not combine the two?

having a cook out
trying to improve the size of the man boobs

I'm going to a big party.

http://tenuglymen.org/

LOL...not quite. But I do work in 2 of the most contraversial professions.

You didn't invite us.


:(

Good for you!:1orglaugh

yes, but alas not good for u
if us guy webmasters can grow boobs you are going to be fresh outta a job =x

lots of rest

Bradon, you are always claiming I use my boobs to grab traffic...and I offer you this..IF YOU CAN FIND ONE REAL PICTURE(not some photoshopped work) OF MY BOOBS WITHOUT A SHIRT ON, I WILL NEVER POST HERE AGAIN...is that a deal? You are always going on about me using my boobs, so lets see 'em! I have never used my boobs, or sexuality for work purposes.:2 cents:

You and I are still going to sip some margaritas and make out right Sarah?

well.... since ya asked the highlight of the weekend is a party barge I'm renting out on the lake and the party on it that will happen as a result.

No special occassion other than to party :)

I'll probably just drink a lot.

Surely Brad baby. Come by the funeral home, and we can make out in the casket room....LMAO..creepy eh?

What is this weekend thing you talk of?

I'm not doing anything special really. Might watch a movie and get a nice dinner but nothing that exciting.

WG

Is it wrong that I am turned on and stroking my penis in front of all the underlings in the office?

You are not doing anything special for your Bday hun?

Not really, most of my friends are in Toronto or Montreal so Waterloo is kinda empty.

WG

hmm i am trying to figure out why im not making myself available tonight.

so its your biz sense, your extreme know how. your long years in the grueling trenches that all these guys are attracted 2 correct?

im not saying you showed your tits anywhere, but for you to say you dont use them is bullshit.
so you mean to tell me if you were a flat chested ugly homely girl you would still have your job? lol. keep telling yourself that 1.

Sarah,

Turn on your AIM


biatch



:321GFY


BIG B

Can someone tell me the point of all this?

Yes sarah is a hot girl..big deal get over it..this is porn...you would think everyone would be used to seeing hot girls.

My penis has a first name, it's M-A-S-S-I-V-E

i dont believe in weekends.:Graucho



-Greg

brad, i dont have a prob with hot girls. i do have a prob with hot girls who try and say that they werent hired for the sole reason of them being hot.

and also, i think its utter bullshit due to the fact shes got tits that she gets a break around this joint. if oracle porn icq spammed a quarter as many people here that she has his head would hang from the highest tower, but seein shes got a nice rack everyone lets it slide.

Cause its illeagal.

So basically you're implying that she's a bad sales rep?

Is that correct?

I'm pretty sure you'll read this, so please answer, I'm curious.

she got hired because she knew the people doing the hiring.

do you think you can just walk into any temp agency and ask for some people who wouldnt mind working in porn?

lol

i wish i was a hot girl..id use it to my advantage ina second. is this jealousy? do you wish you had the power to wow guys easily? i mean wow..you sure got my attention.

captian saavvvvvveeee aaaaa hoooeeeeeeeee

guys, shes not gonna fuck ya. no matter how much you stand up for her rights.

shes still not going to fuck you.

just figured id share.

lol, you're wrong about how Sarah got her job ;)

However, if she wants to explain it then it's her place, not mine.

You're wrong. She WILL be fucking me. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

How about you answer my question :)

My plans are......I'm going on holiday tomorrow!! Woohoo!!

So the only reason you would help or stand up for a girl who is being attacked by an ignorant fool is if she will sleep with you?


How noble of you...this is very educational, please continue.


Kush, please explain.

how about you get off my nuts?

but seeing you are persistant

no, i dont think shes a bad sales rep at all. she does her job to her best abilitys im sure.

now im an ignorant fool? just want to make sure you are saying that. ""

i didnt see anyone else type it

abilitys when spelt correctly is done like so "abilities "

why dont you go take some candy from a baby? or how about push an old lady down some steps?


to me picking on a girl, when you have no right to (who does?), pretty much puts you in the same boat as someone who would do the above.

so, whatever..im sure you will follow this up with some threat of violence or something..lol

threat of violence? u gotta be fuckin kidding. hey keep kissing her ass, she might let you look at it one day.

your my fucking hero.

actually, i've always felt that women that keep their cloths on are MORE sexual and better sales people when marketing themselves if they flirt properly