My best friend keeps calling me "Nigga." What to do ?
 

It is kind of annoying. (We are both white).

He was a normal kid when we were growing up, but now he listens to rap music and calls me "nigga" and "motherfucker" all of the time.

Get a permanent tan or a huge black tattoo all over your body.

Hit him in the head with a brick. It may be hard since you grew up together but there really is no other cure for wiggeritis. Sorry dude.:(

Slap him upside the head with a dead fish

tell him your tired of hearing him speak nig latin and to start speaking english before you demand to see a green card?

Invite only ?

is that man or a woman ?

If it annoys you, tell him to STFU and show some respect.

kick his ass

call him wigga

Well if he thinks he's black then call him 'cracka', that might annoy him as much as him calling you 'nigga'.

dog training collars work wonders.

I've got a friend that does that.(white) Funny thing is he'll do it to blacks too. Strange


Just tell him not to

yo nigga

oh shit.. better idea

hide a tape recorder of how he talks, then bring it out next time you both got company..

im positive he doesnt talk that way around all white people, hes live with you his whole life so hes comfortable being a jackass..

this would embarass him so much he wouldnt so much as think the word nigga

That's a great idea. You could also make the switch yourself but go to the extreme. Say shizzle every other word and just go overboard when you are around him. Be twice the wigger he is when he is around and he will see what a jackass he looks like.

mozart

drop him off in compton :thumbsup

tell him to "fo shizzle yo nizzle"

he'll understand.

1st : Get a fastsize and grow your dick 8-9 inches

2 : Paint yourself in black

3 : Come naked and start jumping arround him when he got ladies near ... humiliate him and say : Who are you calling nigga nigga ?

just keep calling him hahahahahaha dawg ra ra raa

and he will eventually stop after realizing how stupid he sounds, worked on a friend of mine.

:1orglaugh

Next time he says... "my nigga" just say...

"Your nigga? I thought I was your muthafuckin caucasian!?"

correction: ****** dawg ra ra ra

I gladly understand

Make him watch "Whiteboyz"
http://centerstage.net/stumped/photos/whiteboyz.jpg

LOL...Tie him to a tree and bring a boom box with a shit load of batteries...

Start by blaring aerosmith...then korn, then cannibal corpse...then all the emo you can find...then mix it up with a lil bit of country...then take his dick out of his pants and make him look at it really hard.

Tell him..."SEE ITS UNDER 6 INCHES!!! YOU ARE WHITE"...

get your self a black girl friend ... :)

Buy him a britney spears cd :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

could work ... NOT

It's pretty simple, whenever you come in contact with whites like that. Find the grimmiest, gutter ghetto in your area and ask him to get out the car.

have you tried this...


"Stop calling me nigga."

normally this line goes after punch :1orglaugh

punch him in the face and say...
http://host31.ipowerweb.com/~dialerwo/images/stfu8.jpg

Haha, great this might work.:1orglaugh

Only thing you CAN do..... pop a cap in his wigger ass yo.


CD keepin' it real.

wait, are you SURe hes not black?


no no... wait

ARE YOU SURE youre not black?

You seem confused.