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Meta Ridley 07-08-2004 06:25 PM

Naughty Bank Sucks
 
Naughty Bank:


http://www.line.aakre.no/animasjoner/fuck%20you.gif



I don't give a shit how many times it's been said. You're banner is way out of line and way unprofessional. It' too loud, doesnt stop, and will loop every time you hit it, like when you try to move your mouse quick to get off it. Even if its still playing.
Your advertising is LAME and CHEAP

shermo 07-08-2004 06:29 PM

Maybe so, but Allie's sites have amazing ratios and great retention. :Graucho

boobmaster 07-08-2004 06:30 PM

Yeah, but she's got a hot voice. :)

Seriously though, pissing potential affiliates off is probably not a good way of getting them to promote your sites.

kronic 07-08-2004 06:31 PM

Damn man, I nearly pissed myself after I read the serious post and then scrolled down to the sig. That cracked me up. :1orglaugh

ace0r 07-08-2004 06:33 PM

her site does well for sure, but i hate hearing that shit when i have my headphones on

Tam 07-08-2004 06:34 PM

Well up until today I hadn't heard it because I keep my volume on mute all the time, but I hit a link that required me to turn my volume way up and I forgot to shut it back off........ I came back here and loaded it........ and I hear someone screaming "fuck my pussy" or whatever, RIGHT as my 10 yr old and 15 yr old boys walked into the room where I am sitting.......

THAT wasn't pleasant at all and was a little hard to get turned down while looking at THEIR horrified faces...... so I don't think *I* like this banner one damn bit either. I wasn't ready to have that blasting in my boys ears when all I did was hit refresh on this board...... :mad:

pornJester 07-08-2004 06:36 PM

I agree that the banner is way annoying. At least have the voice stop if the mouse is moved off the banner. Very unprofessional :2 cents:

boobmaster 07-08-2004 06:40 PM

Like any business, adult sponsors won't listen untill there are consequences. If enough people say they will not promote your sites untill you change something, you'd be surprised at how fast things will change.

Meta Ridley 07-08-2004 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boobmaster
Like any business, adult sponsors won't listen untill there are consequences. If enough people say they will not promote your sites untill you change something, you'd be surprised at how fast things will change.

Yeah , common courtesy surrenders.

Oracle Porn 07-08-2004 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tam
Well up until today I hadn't heard it because I keep my volume on mute all the time, but I hit a link that required me to turn my volume way up and I forgot to shut it back off........ I came back here and loaded it........ and I hear someone screaming "fuck my pussy" or whatever, RIGHT as my 10 yr old and 15 yr old boys walked into the room where I am sitting.......

THAT wasn't pleasant at all and was a little hard to get turned down while looking at THEIR horrified faces...... so I don't think *I* like this banner one damn bit either. I wasn't ready to have that blasting in my boys ears when all I did was hit refresh on this board...... :mad:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh what did the 15 year old say?

Digipimp 07-08-2004 06:46 PM

i think that shit fucking sucks too, sometimes you get it random whenever you're just refreshing the page and shit.

NaughtyAllie 07-08-2004 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shermsshack
Maybe so, but Allie's sites have amazing ratios and great retention. :Graucho
Thanks Sherm! Please email your affiliate ID to allie at naughtybank dot com.
YOU JUST GOT A RAISE!!! :thumbsup

Tam 07-08-2004 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh what did the 15 year old say?
It isn't funny at ALL...... he just gave me this horrified look like I was doing it or something, they aren't used to hearing sounds coming from my computers. From the place they enter my office, I can see them coming before they walk up on me, but when there is NOISES coming from my computer, there isn't much way of closing anything before they HEAR it.


And I didn't mouseover anything, all I did was hit refresh....

I just wonder how many other parents have had this happen? It's a little awkward when you have kids and they walk up on something like that.

boobmaster 07-08-2004 07:13 PM

The thing that gets me is that it's just really BAD marketing. Naughty Cash is a successful program and I assume the people who built it know a little something about how to market their sites.

I am an adult webmaster looking for sponsors who can make me money, not a horney surfer looking to spank his lizzard. A woman screaming 'fuck that pussy' isn't gonna do much to convince me that the site will make me money. It might make me want to JOIN her site.

If I were a sponsor, I'd be embarrassed to have that banner representing my affiliate program, especially on a site that caters not to horney surfers, but to webmasters.

VIPimp 07-08-2004 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boobmaster
The thing that gets me is that it's just really BAD marketing. Naughty Cash is a successful program and I assume the people who built it know a little something about how to market their sites.

I am an adult webmaster looking for sponsors who can make me money, not a horney surfer looking to spank his lizzard. A woman screaming 'fuck that pussy' isn't gonna do much to convince me that the site will make me money. It might make me want to JOIN her site.

If I were a sponsor, I'd be embarrassed to have that banner representing my affiliate program, especially on a site that caters not to horney surfers, but to webmasters.

word :thumbsup

Tom_PMs 07-08-2004 07:15 PM

I commented in one of the other dozen or so threads about those banners that perhaps there should be steeper ad rates for "surfer" banners like those.

At the very LEAST, the sponsor in question should make the sounds die OnMouseout like ALL the other noisy flash banners here.

Tam 07-08-2004 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tom_PM
I commented in one of the other dozen or so threads about those banners that perhaps there should be steeper ad rates for "surfer" banners like those.

At the very LEAST, the sponsor in question should make the sounds die OnMouseout like ALL the other noisy flash banners here.

I expect that sort of thing on surfer oriented sites, and have seen it, so I am geared for it... but wasn't this one on a webmaster board..... and I didn't mouseover anything, so how do I mouseout? LOL

Tom_PMs 07-08-2004 07:23 PM

I'm guessing your mouse was left in a place where the banner appeared, at least on the virtual page, lol. The one that says "oh yeah fuck that pussy" usually is on the bottom left..

Tam 07-08-2004 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tom_PM
I'm guessing your mouse was left in a place where the banner appeared, at least on the virtual page, lol. The one that says "oh yeah fuck that pussy" usually is on the bottom left..
Nahh..... I hit the refresh button on the top of my browser..... so I know I didn't hit anything.... couldn't get to my mute button fast enough... and windows doesn't shut off as fast now as it did in Win 98......... so I was just left there with my face hanging out and a dumbass look on it.

Meta Ridley 07-08-2004 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NaughtyAllie
Thanks Sherm! Please email your affiliate ID to allie at naughtybank dot com.
YOU JUST GOT A RAISE!!! :thumbsup


That's all you have to say????? No Sorry? No Ill change it? Nothing


Pathetic.

GTS Mark 07-08-2004 07:30 PM

I don't like that banner sound either.

Naughty Allie, why not take all this useful feedback you are getting and make some subtle changes.

DH

boobmaster 07-08-2004 07:36 PM

I think talking banners of any kind are just a really bad idea. If I was a surfer and hit a site with that banner on it, the LAST thing it would make me do is want to click on it and go to the site in question. If I had people in the other room, I'd be scrambling for a way to back out of the site or to shut down the sound so noone could hear it.

Sometimes people do things just because they can. We have the technology to create talking banners so some sponsors will create them, regardless of whether they will be effective or not.

I've always had the same feeling about multiple consoles. What is the point if all they do is crash the surfer's browser? You CAN'T buy a membership to a porn site if your browser is crashing, can you? Sponsors should be a little smarter than that, I think.

TurboAngel 07-08-2004 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Meta Ridley
Naughty Bank:


http://www.line.aakre.no/animasjoner/fuck%20you.gif



I don't give a shit how many times it's been said. You're banner is way out of line and way unprofessional. It' too loud, doesnt stop, and will loop every time you hit it, like when you try to move your mouse quick to get off it. Even if its still playing.
Your advertising is LAME and CHEAP



:glugglug

emmanuelle 07-08-2004 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NaughtyAllie
Thanks Sherm! Please email your affiliate ID to allie at naughtybank dot com.
YOU JUST GOT A RAISE!!! :thumbsup



Excellent comeback!!!

xxxdesign-net 07-08-2004 07:47 PM

yeah annoying as hell... :2 cents:

boobmaster 07-08-2004 07:48 PM

On the other hand, for all we know, Naughty Cash might have gotten a tremendous response from using this banner. It may well be the case that it is generating them a lot of new affiliates and, as such, it may be worth it to them to continue using it in spite of some complaints from a few pissed off webmasters who probably will never be NC affiliates anyway. :(

Linguist 07-08-2004 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boobmaster
... it is generating them a lot of new affiliates ...
More like surfers who join the program for free content :1orglaugh

Easton 07-08-2004 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NaughtyAllie
Thanks Sherm! Please email your affiliate ID to allie at naughtybank dot com.
YOU JUST GOT A RAISE!!! :thumbsup

how many joins do i need to send to qualify too? :winkwink:

Meta Ridley 07-08-2004 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boobmaster
On the other hand, for all we know, Naughty Cash might have gotten a tremendous response from using this banner. It may well be the case that it is generating them a lot of new affiliates and, as such, it may be worth it to them to continue using it in spite of some complaints from a few pissed off webmasters who probably will never be NC affiliates anyway. :(

Yes could true but just goes to show how pathetic naughty bank is.
People are complaining that the banner is affecting thier CHILDREN. That alone shoud be enough to generate a proper respons from naughty, but no. Oh well, some people are just lame.

Easton 07-08-2004 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boobmaster
On the other hand, for all we know, Naughty Cash might have gotten a tremendous response from using this banner.
what does NaughtyBank have to do with NaughtyCash???

:helpme

boobmaster 07-08-2004 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton
what does NaughtyBank have to do with NaughtyCash???

:helpme

Shit! Nothing, I guess. Thanks for pointing out the error. :Oh crap

Digipimp 07-08-2004 08:05 PM

they use a banner like that on gfy cause they want signups from surfers not webmasters and we all know there are about a billion surfers on here.

:1orglaugh

Drake 07-08-2004 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Digipimp
they use a banner like that on gfy cause they want signups from surfers not webmasters and we all know there are about a billion surfers on here.

:1orglaugh

Now THAT's effective marketing LOL!

boobmaster 07-08-2004 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Digipimp
they use a banner like that on gfy cause they want signups from surfers not webmasters and we all know there are about a billion surfers on here.

:1orglaugh

You think so? If there are, they don't post that much. Most of the stuff I see is from webmasters.

Of course, if they were really trying to get surfers, why would the banner point to the affiliate program page?

Digipimp 07-08-2004 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boobmaster
You think so? If there are, they don't post that much. Most of the stuff I see is from webmasters.

Of course, if they were really trying to get surfers, why would the banner point to the affiliate program page?

cause we have pretend webmasters on here

wdsguy 07-08-2004 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NaughtyAllie
Thanks Sherm! Please email your affiliate ID to allie at naughtybank dot com.
YOU JUST GOT A RAISE!!! :thumbsup


I find it funny that after all the criticism in this thread, their only response was the above.

Ignoring the issue won't make it go away.

boobmaster 07-08-2004 08:13 PM

Speaking of 'surfer banners', the Dark Cavern banner (umm Humm) isn't much better. (The one with the word 'slut' painted on the girl''s ass).

Spunky 07-08-2004 08:16 PM

Bad publicity is good publicity..keeps people talking and the focus is on them...how many times have we seen the same sort of advertising?

Veterans Day 07-08-2004 08:16 PM

arrogant bitch, nice reply. Take some advice from potential money makers and lose the fuckin stupid moaning.:321GFY

wdsguy 07-08-2004 08:18 PM

fawk I just got hit by the banner again :-(


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