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Mr. Marks 07-03-2004 12:23 AM

I FUCKED a Muslim up (Full Story)
 
Man listen.. I'm sittin in tha house, kicked back watchin my Bad Santa DVD (That niguh Bernie Mac is a mad man fool) and my wifey just busts down tha door and gets to yellin at me.. "Papi.. What I tell you about foolin with my liqour, next time I'ma kick yo black ass!" (I jacked for her Grey Goose last night, that shit is tha truth!) I ain't feel like gettin yelled on.. So I threw on my special edition Olympic Jordan 19's, Dream Team Barkley jersey and steped. So I'm walkin down 109, headin to tha store to get a cigar to twist up tha last of tha funk. I'm half way to tha store and this muslim dude stoped me, he says.. "Hey young brotha, you looked troubled, it's a nice day.. You should be smiling." And I say.. "Fall back Ahgahdah, I never smile.. that shit is for suckas!" Then he tells me.. "You know Allah can help you smile again.. Give me five minutes of your time young man." I was like.. "Son.. I got things to do! Now fall back, fa real yo!" So I get back on my mission to tha store, I'm almost there and I hear someone walkin behind me.. So I turn around to make sure it ain't some fool tryin to creep up on me.. And it was tha muslim niguh again.. He was like.. "Just let me have five minutes young man, that's all I ask." I say.. "Niguh I WILL KILL YOU!!.. Why you followin me homie, you want war?" Then he says.. "This is why you need Allah in you life, hear me out brotha!" So I'm like.. "Fuck it.. You got five minutes!" (But I was lying, ya'll know how I do it!)

So he starts preachin and I'm listening.. Like a minute and a half go by and I start actin like I caught tha holy ghost and shit.. I started shakin and convulsing and shouting.. "I feel tha power, yes brotha, yesssssss!!!" Then he says.. "You feel it, you feel tha power!?" I say.. "Yes brotha, come feel tha power with me!" Then he walks up and puts his hand on my shoulder and I kneeled down..... BLLOOOPPP!!!!! I came all tha way from tha ground with a half uppercut, half left hook.. Damn near took his head off!!! His kufi went flyin in tha air along with his Final Call newspapers and shit. That left hand had a side of pork in it, that niguh was OUT COLD! Then I lean over his unconscious body and start yellin at tha top of my lungs.. "Mothafucka you know who I am?? A period B NIGUH.. I GOT MILK, WHAT?? GET UP MOTHAFUCKA!! I'LL KNOCK YOU OUT AGAIN NIGUH!!!!!!!!" There was a fat kid watching this go down.. He let tha ice cream truck pass by.. That's how serious this was!

I can't even get a cigar from tha corner store without havin to test my knockout skills.. These streets is gettin mean!

Marcus Aurelius 07-03-2004 12:25 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh okay how much did you smoke and do you have any left?

Mr. Marks 07-03-2004 12:30 AM

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Originally posted by mdcq
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh okay how much did you smoke and do you have any left?
I smoked your punk Muslim loving liberal Kerry ass.:BangBang:

pornJester 07-03-2004 12:32 AM

I didn't know Canadians talked like that. :1orglaugh

pure energy 07-03-2004 12:33 AM

Damn, that sucks!:(

sean416 07-03-2004 12:45 AM

lol is this serious? :1orglaugh

MikeHawk 07-03-2004 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by papichulo
I smoked your punk Muslim loving liberal Kerry ass.:BangBang:
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

pimplink 07-03-2004 12:53 AM

It's getting meaner and meaner.

Face (o_0) 07-03-2004 12:55 AM

hater

wdsguy 07-03-2004 12:55 AM

move out of south central son

jwerd 07-03-2004 01:15 AM

rofl...

boneprone 07-03-2004 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wdsguy
move out of south central son
He's from Malibu...

Mr. Marks 07-03-2004 01:28 AM

This shit is for real.

boneprone 07-03-2004 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by papichulo
This shit is for real.
yep..

recognize.

JoeB 07-03-2004 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by papichulo
This shit is for real.
If so you need to get your ass to drinkin your ol' ladies shit everyday so she can piss you off enough to go out on your adventures and right a script about that shit! Then fiilm it in the style of an old 70's black film! That shit would be tight! Hell you might even be able to get Quentin to film it! Just remember who gave you the idea!

Sifu 07-03-2004 01:32 AM

LMFAO
YOUR SUCH A BITCH...LOL

BlueQuartz 07-03-2004 01:34 AM

fuck you be ill

Mr. Marks 07-03-2004 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sifu
LMFAO
YOUR SUCH A BITCH...LOL

Just because you love black prison dick doesn't mean you've regained your manhood enough to call people 'bitch' online, SON.

StuartD 07-03-2004 01:37 AM

This story would have been much better if it started with "this one time... at band camp..."

Mr. Marks 07-03-2004 01:37 AM

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Originally posted by MaskedMan
This story would have been much better if it started with "this one time... at band camp..."
Band Camp in COMPTON, maybe.

Danny Dukes 07-03-2004 01:39 AM

B-RAD, oops, I mean Papichulo is that you? Who talks like that?:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/651/461/lo/co9.jpg

Sifu 07-03-2004 01:39 AM

PAPI GO FUCK YOUR SELF BITCH!!
AND JUST TO FINISH THIS OFF CUZ I AM STONED AND GOING TO BED.
"FUCK YOU YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOUR FAMILY AND THE WHORE WHO BIRTHED YOU"
YOU FUCKEN CHUMP I WAS JUST FUCKING AROUNF WITH YOU, I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THE STORY WAS FUNNY AS HELL. BUT APPERANTLY YOU CANT TAKE A JOKE. B I T C H :321GFY

Mr. Marks 07-03-2004 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danny Dukes
B-RAD, oops, I mean Papichulo is that you? Who talks like that?:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/651/461/lo/co9.jpg

Step off, 'fo I own your punk ass, Simp ass bitch.

Mr. Marks 07-03-2004 01:42 AM

That story is funny as shit. Almost as funny as when I broke some white punk's jaw for his Air Jordans.

Since you get stoned, I ain't gonna hate on ya. Keep on Keepin' on, brotha.

Quote:

Originally posted by Sifu
PAPI GO FUCK YOUR SELF BITCH!!
AND JUST TO FINISH THIS OFF CUZ I AM STONED AND GOING TO BED.
"FUCK YOU YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOUR FAMILY AND THE WHORE WHO BIRTHED YOU"
YOU FUCKEN CHUMP I WAS JUST FUCKING AROUNF WITH YOU, I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THE STORY WAS FUNNY AS HELL. BUT APPERANTLY YOU CANT TAKE A JOKE. B I T C H :321GFY


nofx 07-03-2004 01:46 AM

http://www.random-abstract.com/archi...ali-g-wall.jpg

Danny Dukes 07-03-2004 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by papichulo
Step off, 'fo I own your punk ass, Simp ass bitch.
Talking louder than a muthufucker but aint saying shit! Funny how you came to GFY to tell everyone your story about how you beat up an innocent defenseless man. Were you hoping for respect when you posted this? Your nothing but a punk bitch, check yourself "Papi-Puto":321GFY

nofx 07-03-2004 02:01 AM

you better check yourself before your wreck yourself papi!

Mr. Marks 07-03-2004 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danny Dukes
Talking louder than a muthufucker but aint saying shit! Funny how you came to GFY to tell everyone your story about how you beat up an innocent defenseless man. Were you hoping for respect when you posted this? Your nothing but a punk bitch, check yourself "Papi-Puto":321GFY
Danny Dukes... talk about a gay pornstar name. Ease up, you muslim loving terrorist-coddling queer cock sucking liberal. Step off, 'fo I pimp slap ya, SON.

xmovieparad 07-03-2004 02:05 AM

let me guess, you are white but you wish you were black :)

Danny Dukes 07-03-2004 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by papichulo
Danny Dukes... talk about a gay pornstar name. Ease up, you muslim loving terrorist-coddling queer cock sucking liberal. Step off, 'fo I pimp slap ya, SON.
Ok lets pick this apart......."Danny Dukes... talk about a gay pornstar name" who said I was a pornstar?

"muslim loving terrorist-coddling queer cock sucking liberal"....Muslim Loving Terrorist, In fact I don't have anything against Muslim's but I certaintly don't have any love for terrorist. "cock sucking liberal"....no cock for me, just pussy, and believe me im not a liberal, who on this board could possibly be a liberal or anyone in porn for that matter.

You should consider not posting because your own words make you look like a ASS :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

mrgica 07-03-2004 02:33 AM

idiot...huh

Manowar 07-03-2004 02:33 AM

Your the man now, dog.

mrgica 07-03-2004 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrgica
idiot...huh
just kidding:glugglug

demented 07-03-2004 02:37 AM

Bad Santa is a funny ass movie.

sean416 07-03-2004 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danny Dukes
and believe me im not a liberal, who on this board could possibly be a liberal or anyone in porn for that matter.

1. WHAT?

2. I think its quite clear that this papichulo character is just a funny dude who wrote this storey for entertainment purposes only. Get your head out of your ass.

Mr. Marks 07-03-2004 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by demented
Bad Santa is a funny ass movie.
Damn Skippy

Mr. Marks 07-03-2004 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xmovieparad
let me guess, you are white but you wish you were black :)
let me guess, you secretly desire to have a black foot broken up inside your punk ass?

Danny Dukes 07-03-2004 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sean416
1. WHAT?

2. I think its quite clear that this papichulo character is just a funny dude who wrote this storey for entertainment purposes only. Get your head out of your ass.

Who threw you a bone?:321GFY You his boyfriend or something:1orglaugh

jokaroo 07-03-2004 02:48 AM

Quote:

2. I think its quite clear that this papichulo character is just a funny dude who wrote this storey for entertainment purposes only. Get your head out of your ass.
obviously...

Mr. Marks 07-03-2004 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danny Dukes
Who threw you a bone?:321GFY You his boyfriend or something:1orglaugh
Just because YOU love hardcore man on man action does not mean every other guy is a booty pirate and Richard Simmons fan like yourself. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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