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187 06-28-2004 05:16 PM

How fast do you get your girlfriend/wife off with oral sex?
 
I get the job done in around 1-2 minutes

How about you?

Feel free to post stories, tips, feelings, etc

Discuss

(all you gfy girls can throw in your :2 cents: if you want)

AndrewKanuck 06-28-2004 05:21 PM

I get her off with my dick. :2 cents:

NickPapageorgio 06-28-2004 05:22 PM

Mine gets herself off looking @ 300kb banners.

detoxed 06-28-2004 05:23 PM

Times dont mean anything, some chicks cum easy, some dont.

MiSsBeHeaDReSs 06-28-2004 05:23 PM

1-2 minutes , my ass 187...she's faking it! :2 cents: :(

kak_azn 06-28-2004 05:24 PM

only when I stick my whole fist in will she get off!

alexg 06-28-2004 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 187
I get the job done in around 1-2 minutes

How about you?

Feel free to post stories, tips, feelings, etc

Discuss

(all you gfy girls can throw in your :2 cents: if you want)

playing those erotic games on pc when you have to click the chick till she cums doesn't count

Trixie Racer 06-28-2004 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 187
I get the job done in around 1-2 minutes
1-2 minutes?!?!?! Wow!! Either you are one of the most skilled pussy lickers out there or she's faking it. :2 cents:

detoxed 06-28-2004 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixie Racer
1-2 minutes?!?!?! Wow!! Either you are one of the most skilled pussy lickers out there or she's faking it. :2 cents:
No, some chicks can cum very easily

Paul Waters 06-28-2004 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 187
I get the job done in around 1-2 minutes

Shit man.......

........I would still be admiring the view.....

:winkwink:

Trixie Racer 06-28-2004 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
No, some chicks can cum very easily
Yes, but maybe only 1% can come THAT quickly and you have to be damned skilled, to boot! :winkwink:

baddog 06-28-2004 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixie Racer
1-2 minutes?!?!?! Wow!! Either you are one of the most skilled pussy lickers out there or she's faking it. :2 cents:
you are kidding right? yes, I am one of the most skilled cunninglinguist, and I am willing to bet I could have you soaked in under a minute :Graucho

StuartD 06-28-2004 05:28 PM

Jeeze kid, will you stop with this nonsense crap?

Your gf has an std. Your gf sleeps with your friends. Your gf is 16. .... blah blah blah blah blah.

Leave us alone already with this crap you keep spitting out constantly.

MiSsBeHeaDReSs 06-28-2004 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
No, some chicks can cum very easily
I am one of those chicks and I still cant cum in 1-2 minutes, or you damn well better be getting me ready for hours before hand..there's no way in hell he actually gets her off in 1-2 minutes.

alecb 06-28-2004 05:29 PM

300 minutes :(

Trixie Racer 06-28-2004 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
you are kidding right? yes, I am one of the most skilled cunninglinguist, and I am willing to bet I could have you soaked in under a minute :Graucho
No way in hell. 30-45 minutes is fast for me. I like to enjoy myself and don't rush my orgasms.

Trixie Racer 06-28-2004 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MiSsBeHeaDReSs
there's no way in hell he actually gets her off in 1-2 minutes.
Isn't it funny how the men think it's possible and the women know better? :Graucho

Spunky 06-28-2004 05:31 PM

My tounge gets tired after a minute :(

Trixie Racer 06-28-2004 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
My tounge gets tired after a minute :(
Shame on you! My tongue gets tired after 90 minutes. :warning

Jakke PNG 06-28-2004 05:33 PM

During a commercial break ~ 5-10 minutes.

pushpills 06-28-2004 05:34 PM

alll depends on the chick

I could make my old girlfriend cum by pressing through her jeans for 3 minutes or less.


Current girlfriend takes a little work, but seems to enjoy the orgasms much more. (plus she's smarter and nicer and more loveable)

MiSsBeHeaDReSs 06-28-2004 05:38 PM

my tongue never gets tired :winkwink:

Tuna 06-28-2004 05:42 PM

it all depends on how turn on she is

phogirl69 06-28-2004 05:45 PM

It's true... women can come in 1 or 2 min. I can give MYSELF an orgasm in 2 min IF I'm watching a porno and using a vibrator but no MAN can give me a one that fast (at least I haven't found one yet) But I know I can make MYSELF orgasm that fast.

cypocrypt 06-28-2004 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan
Jeeze kid, will you stop with this nonsense crap?

Your gf has an std. Your gf sleeps with your friends. Your gf is 16. .... blah blah blah blah blah.

Leave us alone already with this crap you keep spitting out constantly.

agree 110%

baddog 06-28-2004 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixie Racer
No way in hell. 30-45 minutes is fast for me. I like to enjoy myself and don't rush my orgasms.
sounds like a challenge to me . . . . why couldn't we have had this discussion prior to San Diego? :Graucho

arial 06-28-2004 05:59 PM

I sale short orgasms.

Doctor Dre 06-28-2004 06:00 PM

Who cares

karlm 06-28-2004 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MiSsBeHeaDReSs
1-2 minutes , my ass 187...she's faking it! :2 cents: :(
owned

jpwhits 06-28-2004 06:05 PM

Hi Mel Gibson :Graucho

alexg 06-28-2004 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by arial
I sale short orgasms.
lol

MandyD 06-28-2004 06:40 PM

If you asked me if 1-2 minutes was possible a month ago I would have said now way, but today I have a different opinion :P There are some incredibly skilled men out there...

sickkittens 06-28-2004 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixie Racer
1-2 minutes?!?!?! Wow!! Either you are one of the most skilled pussy lickers out there or she's faking it. :2 cents:
What she said...or you're really bad ;)

Libertine 06-28-2004 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixie Racer
Shame on you! My tongue gets tired after 90 minutes. :warning
Then you must be able to give some awesome rimjobs :Graucho


:tongue:

Marcus Aurelius 06-28-2004 06:48 PM

as long as it takes.

mrthumbs 06-28-2004 06:58 PM

been trying for nearly 3 years now :(

Khun 06-28-2004 07:00 PM

10 min or so, depends on what type of mood we are in.

Raf1 06-28-2004 07:01 PM

you say 1-2 minutes...

she's faking man :1orglaugh

HS-Trixxxia 06-28-2004 07:05 PM

My husband can do it - the right buttons are pushed - no switching positions and BAMN - good solid orgasm. It's all in knowing your partner & the buttons to push :)

wyldblyss 06-28-2004 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixie Racer
1-2 minutes?!?!?! Wow!! Either you are one of the most skilled pussy lickers out there or she's faking it. :2 cents:
Tsk Tsk Trixie, you should know better than that. If the chick is really horny and he gets just the right spot...1 to 2 minutes is plenty of time.


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