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CS-Jay 06-24-2004 10:28 AM

So I bought the Zend Performance Suite....
 
And it fucking kicks ass!!!

I mean this bitch is bad ass! I went from my index page loading at 1.8 sec to .159-.5 sec.

if you would like to see the proof:
Optimized
Pre-Op

note: to see the time, look at the very last line on the page, you might even have to highlight the text to see it.

And thanks again to everyone
that helped me on my decision on to purchase this.

Also, thanks to all the Zend guys, it's a product that does exactly what they said it would and then some.

Jay D.

JSA Matt 06-24-2004 10:32 AM

I don't see the .159 seconds but it loads faster than the unoptimized page does for sure. I think some simple page caching is all you would have needed since you don't update the site that much. :glugglug

beergood 06-24-2004 10:34 AM

Ironic that you post this being that I'm debating buying a half dozen license for it today.

M_M 06-24-2004 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by beergood
Ironic that you post this being that I'm debating buying a half dozen license for it today.
jesus, thats a lot of money

CS-Jay 06-24-2004 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by beergood
Ironic that you post this being that I'm debating buying a half dozen license for it today.
It's so worth it. I wouldn't think twice.

JSA Matt 06-24-2004 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by M_M
jesus, thats a lot of money
if you had $22k to spend on something you have absolutely no need for, wouldn't you do it? :glugglug

CS-Jay 06-24-2004 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JSA Matt
I don't see the .159 seconds but it loads faster than the unoptimized page does for sure. I think some simple page caching is all you would have needed since you don't update the site that much. :glugglug
We update content every day and yes there's alot of :glugglug going on here.

kmanrox 06-24-2004 10:49 AM

to be completely honest... the optimized version didnt even load for me. after 45seconds of watching things look like it was pre-loading, i gave up... the OLD VERSION loaded in 3 seconds tho... im in thailand on a 256k dsl...

CS-Jay 06-24-2004 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
to be completely honest... the optimized version didnt even load for me. after 45seconds of watching things look like it was pre-loading, i gave up... the OLD VERSION loaded in 3 seconds tho... im in thailand on a 256k dsl...
Really? What provider are you on? What browser are you using?

EZRhino 06-24-2004 10:52 AM

Awsome for ya:thumbsup

Tom_PMs 06-24-2004 10:57 AM

New (tried this first) - Processing Time: 0.7658560 sec.

Old (tried this second) - Processing Time: 0.7296240 sec.

image caching help the old one maybe?

cable in NY, IE6.0

<edit> just tried Old again: Processing Time: 1.4151039 sec. </edit>

kmanrox 06-24-2004 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CS-Jay
Really? What provider are you on? What browser are you using?
Loxinfo.co.th

Opera browser, paid version.

beergood 06-24-2004 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by M_M
jesus, thats a lot of money
Yeah well the 30 day trial convinced me it would pay for itself fast.

L0stMind 06-24-2004 11:03 AM

Optimised shit doesnt load for me at all.

Times out.

IE6, cable modem in vancouver.

pre-op (sounds tranny ish) loads fine, if a bit slow.

calmlikeabomb 06-24-2004 11:06 AM

The optimized page wont load for me either.

I'm on a cable connection with Brighthouse Newtworks.

Using Mozilla browser.

CS-Jay 06-24-2004 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by L0stMind
Optimised shit doesnt load for me at all.

Times out.

IE6, cable modem in vancouver.

pre-op (sounds tranny ish) loads fine, if a bit slow.

Sounds like there's an issue with out of country surfers.

And I was wondering when someone was gonna catch the pre-op. :Graucho

NickPapageorgio 06-24-2004 11:06 AM

Optimized no loady here either.

VaBeach, VA
Fast Cable
IE 6.0

CS-Jay 06-24-2004 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by calmlikeabomb
The optimized page wont load for me either.

I'm on a cable connection with Brighthouse Newtworks.

Using Mozilla browser.

Where u at in FL?

Volantt 06-24-2004 11:09 AM

To get a little faster you could host your images using THTTPD web server. Would speed apache up not having to handle the requests for images. Or even better license Zeus.

P.S. For those wanting a free PHP caching program. Try Turk MMcache, I have had great success. But Zend Performance Suite is definately a nice product.

CS-Jay 06-24-2004 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by beergood
Yeah well the 30 day trial convinced me it would pay for itself fast.
Give David a buzz, he'll hook you up! icq: 295339486

calmlikeabomb 06-24-2004 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CS-Jay
Where u at in FL?
Cocoa Beach

L0stMind 06-24-2004 11:12 AM

What are you doing that is affecting out of country surfers?

geo-targeting gone wrong?

JSA Matt 06-24-2004 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by calmlikeabomb
Cocoa Beach
and you actually work? whoa, you must be the only one in Cocoa Beach that isn't drunk by 9AM! :glugglug LOL, sorry, I lived there for a long ass time and hate that place :)

CS-Jay 06-24-2004 11:18 AM

No Geo, actually nothing of that nature. But if you have cookies turned off that might affect it. But then it doesn't make sense. Because those 2 pages are identical. I just copied the index page, and told the optimizer to run on the indexj.php to see the results.

Yeah, Cocoa Beach does suck. But then again so does West Palm Beach, but just not as bad.

myneid 06-24-2004 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Volantt
To get a little faster you could host your images using THTTPD web server. Would speed apache up not having to handle the requests for images. Or even better license Zeus.

P.S. For those wanting a free PHP caching program. Try Turk MMcache, I have had great success. But Zend Performance Suite is definately a nice product.

It's funny you should say that because Zend has an awsome new product comming out really soon that one of the functions does the same thing as using a thhtpd server to host your images but it does it seamlessly. I have beta tested it and can say that it is awsome.
you can read the readmefile here that i put on my server
http://webair.0x7a69.net/zds.txt

L0stMind 06-24-2004 11:26 AM

why not just use zend accelerator?

calmlikeabomb 06-24-2004 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JSA Matt
and you actually work? whoa, you must be the only one in Cocoa Beach that isn't drunk by 9AM! :glugglug LOL, sorry, I lived there for a long ass time and hate that place :)
LOL! Work what's that ? :winkwink:

Not drunk, but stoned. :stoned

Dcat 06-24-2004 11:29 AM

hmmm ... I'm in Canada, on a cable modem, and the "optimized version" doesn't load at all for me? The pre-op version works fine!

phpslave 06-24-2004 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CS-Jay
And it fucking kicks ass!!!

I mean this bitch is bad ass! I went from my index page loading at 1.8 sec to .159-.5 sec.
.

bad ass man :thumbsup

CS-Jay 06-24-2004 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phpslave
bad ass man :thumbsup
Hey would you mind if I bs with you over ICQ or your IM of choice?

phpslave 06-24-2004 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CS-Jay
Hey would you mind if I bs with you over ICQ or your IM of choice?
137920024

np, anytime

Steve 06-24-2004 12:52 PM

your new optimized page wont load for me at all

Mozilla browser
cable modem

the old page slams right in

fuelcell 06-24-2004 01:51 PM

Ditto on optimized page no load w/ cablemodem, in Vegas, Mozilla. Looks like money down the drain to me.

CS-Jay 06-24-2004 02:24 PM

I'll figure it out. That's why I didn't go live with it!

phpslave 06-24-2004 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beergood
Ironic that you post this being that I'm debating buying a half dozen license for it today.
beergood,

You should get ahold of David at Zend, if you haven't already.

[email protected]
AIM is davidzend
msn is davidzend
ICQ is 295339486

Dirty F 06-24-2004 02:27 PM

How funny, optimized page doesnt load at all. I rather have a slow page instead of paying for a page that doesnt work.

strobi 06-24-2004 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
to be completely honest... the optimized version didnt even load for me. after 45seconds of watching things look like it was pre-loading, i gave up... the OLD VERSION loaded in 3 seconds tho... im in thailand on a 256k dsl...
same here... the non-optimised was fast. The optimised keeps loading and loading. I just hit "stop" because it was 45 seconds allready... (I'm using opera)

directfiesta 06-24-2004 02:40 PM

Opt doesn't load

Prepop is fine.

Canada, ADSL Ultra High Speed, IE 6.0.2800

CS-Jay 06-24-2004 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by directfiesta
Opt doesn't load

Prepop is fine.

Canada, ADSL Ultra High Speed, IE 6.0.2800

Can you guys that are having trouble try it again.

AWC 06-24-2004 02:43 PM

Optimized took forever to load... at least a minute before the page popped... Processing Time: 1.0316050 sec.


Old page popped and loaded right away Processing Time: 0.7929881 sec.

IF i were a surfer... I woulda left way before your optimized page loaded.

I'm on 3Mb cable from Charter.net from Nashville


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