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PBucksLauren 06-07-2004 09:33 AM

Favorite Quotes!
 
share some of your favorite quotes.

PBucksLauren 06-07-2004 09:47 AM

Ok how bout this one.

"Give a boy enough rope

and he'll bring home

a stray dog on the end of it."

Firehorse 06-07-2004 02:30 PM

If you are not enough without it,
you will never be enough with it.

Firehorse 06-07-2004 02:30 PM

Be the change you want to se in the world. - Gandhi

Firehorse 06-07-2004 02:31 PM

"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989


I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much.
Mother Teresa (1910 - 1997)

Aly-Python 06-07-2004 02:32 PM

"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing." ~ Helen Keller

Firehorse 06-07-2004 02:33 PM

Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.)
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

Firehorse 06-07-2004 02:33 PM

Patterning your life around other's opinions is nothing more than slavery.
Lawana Blackwell, The Dowry of Miss Lydia Clark, 1999

Firehorse 06-07-2004 02:34 PM

You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
Dale Carnegie

Firehorse 06-07-2004 02:35 PM

The friendship that can cease has never been real.
Saint Jerome (374 AD - 419 AD), Letter

Firehorse 06-07-2004 02:35 PM

The friendship that can cease has never been real.
Saint Jerome (374 AD - 419 AD), Letter

Firehorse 06-07-2004 02:35 PM

The friendship that can cease has never been real.
Saint Jerome (374 AD - 419 AD), Letter

Firehorse 06-07-2004 02:35 PM

Well done is better than well said. - Benjamin Franklin

Firehorse 06-07-2004 02:37 PM

Deam as if you will live forever
and live as if you will die today.

NickPapageorgio 06-07-2004 02:37 PM

"I call Christianity the one great curse, the one enormous and innermost perversion, the one great instinct of revenge, for which no means are too venemous, too underhand, too underground and too petty-I call it the one immortal blemish of mankind."

-- Friedrich Nietzsche

Firehorse 06-07-2004 02:38 PM

With our thoughts we make the world. - The Buddha

Firehorse 06-07-2004 02:39 PM

The mind is a great healer. - Hippocrates

Firehorse 06-07-2004 02:41 PM

I spent a year databasing quotes for an offline biz we have. Every time I post another one pops into my head. :1orglaugh

Argue for your limitations and they are yours.

The most powerful weapon in the world is a focused mind.

PBucksLauren 06-07-2004 02:42 PM

anymore firehorse? I was enjoying myself ;)

Firehorse 06-07-2004 02:44 PM

Life will pay you exactly what you believe you are worth, not a cent more not a cent less.

Jamdin 06-07-2004 02:44 PM

Jamdin's Favorite Quotes:

"All hope abandon, ye who enter here!" --- Dante from "Divine Comedy"

"All good that a person does returns three-fold in this life; harm is also returned three-fold" --- The Three-Fold Law

"An' it harm none, do what thou wilt" --- The Wiccan Rede

"Bring out your dead!" --- "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" (1975)

"Crom! I've never prayed to you before, I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you will remember if we were good men or bad, why we fought, or why we died. No. What's important, is that two stood against many. That's what is important! Battle pleases you lord Crom, so I ask you to grant me one request, grant me REVENGE! And if you do not listen, then the hell with you!" --- Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Conan The Barbarian" (1982)

"Even a man who says his prayers and gets to bed by night, may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright." --- The Gypsy from "The Wolfman" (1941)

"Fill your hands, you son of a bitch!" --- John Wayne in "True Grit" (1969)

"From the dawn of time we came, moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggeling to reach the time of the gathering, when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever know we were among you....until now." --- "The Highlander" (1986)

"Get your paws off me you dirty ape!" --- "Planet of the Apes" (1968)

Health and life to you;
The woman of your choice to you;
Land without rent to you
And death in Eirinn.
--- Old Irish Toast

"I am not a number, I am a free man!" --- Number 6 from "The Prisoner"

"I am the lizard king!" --- Jim Morrison

"I am William Wallace, and before me, I see a whole ARMY of my countrymen here to battle the English. Ay, fight and you may die, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives.... but they'll never take our FREEDOM!!" --- "Braveheart" (1995)

"I have a dream!" --- Martin Luther King, Jr.

"I have been, and always shall be, your friend." --- "Star Trek III: The Search for Spock" (1984)

"In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, an ancient race of people... the Druids. No one knows who they were or what they were doing..." --- "This IS Spinal Tap" (1984)

"In the spring, a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love" --- Alfred, Lord Tennyson from "Locksley Hall"

"I think somebody outta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't, the hell I won't." --- John Wayne in "McLintlock" (1963)

"It is a good day to die!" --- "Little Big Man" (1970)

"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it." --- "The Blues Brothers" (1980)

"Life clocks are a lie! Carousel is a lie! There is no renewal!!" --- "Logan's Run" (1976)

"Mine is Yesterday, I am Tomorrow" --- from "The Book of the Dead"

"Maybe I'm dreaming. My eyes are open, which means maybe I'm awake dreaming that I'm asleep. Or, or more likely, I'm asleep dreaming that I'm awake wondering if I'm dreaming." --- "Ladyhawke" (1985)

"Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!" --- "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" (1975)

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself" --- Franklin Deleno Roosevelt

"Poems are made by fools like me!" --- Joyce Kilmer

"Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten." --- "Lilo & Stitch" (2002)

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore!'" --- Edgar Allan Poe from "The Raven"

"She who holds the book of sight, when the moon is drained of all its light, will be ruler of the night Mistress of the Dark" --- "Elvira, Mistress of the Dark" (1988)

"Son of Jor-El, KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!" --- "Superman II" (1980)

"The chain in those handcuffs is high tense metal steel. It will take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now If you're lucky... you could hack through your ankle in 5 minutes." --- "Mad Max" (1979)

"There's only two things in this world I'm afraid of...women and the po-lice." --- Burt Reynolds in "White Lightning" (1973)

"This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It is expired and gone to meet it's maker! This is a late parrot, it is a stiff. This is an ex-parrot!" --- Monty Python's "The Dead Parrot Sketch"

"Thunderdome: two men, hand-to-hand, no jury, no appear, no parol. Two men enter, one man leaves." --- "Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome" (1985)

"Turn On, Tune In, Turn Out" --- Timothy Leary

"Welcome to my nightmare!" --- Alice Cooper

"Welcome to the human race!" --- Snake from "Escape From L.A."

"What we have here is a failure to communicate." --- "Cool Hand Luke" (1967)

"You blew it all up...you really did it... Damn you...Goddamn you all to hell!!!" --- "Planet of the Apes" (1968)

"You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" --- The Joker from "Batman" (1989)

"You wanna see something really scary?" --- "Twilight Zone" The Movie" (1983)

Screaming 06-07-2004 02:45 PM

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Screaming 06-07-2004 02:49 PM

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Mark Twain

Babaganoosh 06-07-2004 02:50 PM

God made us scared so we wouldn't do anything stupid.

Babaganoosh 06-07-2004 02:51 PM

Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.

Screaming 06-07-2004 02:52 PM

Until you value yourself, you won't value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it.
M. Scott Peck

Babaganoosh 06-07-2004 02:53 PM

The difference between graffiti and philosophy is the word "fuck".

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?

We aren't what we eat. We are what we don't shit.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

If god doesn't like the way I live, let him tell me, not you.

Gheenz 06-07-2004 02:53 PM

My favorite:

"I never measured a man's success by how high he climbed; but by how high he bounced when he hit the bottom." - General George S. Patton

StuartD 06-07-2004 02:55 PM

"Life sucks and then you die."

bufferover 06-07-2004 02:56 PM

Lack of money is the root of evil :thumbsup

Screaming 06-07-2004 02:57 PM

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
Bill Cosby

Babaganoosh 06-07-2004 02:57 PM

Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.: (Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)

Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers.

It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'.

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?

Water? Never touch the stuff! Fish fuck in it.

Screaming 06-07-2004 02:58 PM

Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.
Albert Einstein

Monique Niccole 06-07-2004 02:58 PM

"It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time. " -- Tallulah Bankhead

"My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine." -- Tallulah Bankhead

Screaming 06-07-2004 02:59 PM

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome.
Booker T. Washington

Raf1 06-07-2004 03:03 PM

A rich man's joke is always funny :glugglug

Screaming 06-07-2004 03:03 PM

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein

Screaming 06-07-2004 03:04 PM

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
Harry S. Truman

cayne 06-07-2004 03:06 PM

J.Lo needs to limos, one for her and one for her ass.
- Chris Rock

Rich 06-07-2004 03:06 PM

I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crises. The great point is to bring them the real facts.

Abraham Lincoln


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