Not the smartest thing I have ever done.
 

...But lots of fun, none the less.



Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Me: Does it have anything to do with the 3 kilos of cocaine hidden under my back seats?




Yeah...It kinda went downhill from there. :glugglug


Needless to say, I did not have any drugs hidden under my back seat....
























They were in the spare tire. :thumbsup

lol always causing trouble eh...

:1orglaugh

Thats classic.
:thumbsup

If i said that in New York, minutes later i would have been chilling in the back of the cop car.

loool very good...you gotta show those cops you're not afraid of their arogant behavior!

I bet he never looked there though after you told him. :Graucho

Uh.....Same here...

It's a warm day and they would not even crack the window. :321GFY

LMAO

that's better than the time I got pulled over for speeding and had a bottle of midol on my leg, trying to open that fucking thing....... and the cop just told me to slow down and then backed away slowly and left. I didn't think much about it, but boy my daughter sure had a good laugh about it.

You would lose that bet.

He called his buddies with the dogs.

LMAO!!! You're my new hero!!! :1orglaugh

sheesh... friggin cops have no sense of ha ha

So why did he pull you over ?

Were you doing your boy racer shit again ???

I wish I was cool as you :321GFY

:eek7 Damn

er so what did he stop ya for?

Aaron that's too funny :1orglaugh

HAHAHA did they write you a ticket for "wasting there time"?

so dumpass! he could had pull you in jail for that dude! :warning

This is the really weird part.

US Customs informed me that my tags were expired a couple of weeks ago. I have been driving with expired tags since February with no problems.

Today I finally got around to taking care of this and the (Gresham) cop pulled me over when I left the DEQ test center and was on my way to the DMV. I showed them my pass certificate and he was still gonna write me a ticket because of my smart ass remark until I dropped the name of a friend of mine who works in the Gresham courthouse.

So...After the dogs got done sniffing around and the cops were finished feeling me up, they let me go with a verbal warning and followed me to the DMV.

THEN...Just to add fuel to the fire......I left DMV without putting the new tags on the vehicle.

And because I know some idiot is gonna tell me I am full of shit. Here is the paperwork with my new tags still attached. I think I will go stick them on now.

http://www.ampcontent.com/BoardPix/DMV.jpg

If you are gonna call me a dumbass...Perhaps you should learn to spell the word first. :2 cents:

Not to mention the rest of your sentence. WTF is that? Engrish?

They don't call him Basic Man for nothing. :glugglug

Could be a wise move...

:)

haha funny stuff

you da man

:(

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh i would not have the guts to do that.

This is why I love you!! You crack me up all the time. Never a dull moment with you!!! :1orglaugh

What are tags?

Is that something like a tax disc?

Hey babe, was it you that put up a picture of a sunset last night?

If so, I would like your permission to use it in the back ground of my next banner!!!

lol aaron, cops need to lighten up some:2 cents:

LOL, you da man! :thumbsup

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Me: Judging by your stupid question I'd say this is an ESP ability spotcheck.




Cops ask the stupidest questions. What the fuck difference does it make if you already know why he pulled you over. Why don't cops just say what's on their minds and do their job and get on with it?

It's all yours... I have tons more too, feel free to icq me if you'd like to check them out :winkwink:

icq @ 5636347

I can totally visualize this.

they do that because it gives you the oppertunity to admit you did something else wrong that they can get you for.

i thought you were gonna say you wiped your ass with your hand after taking a shit.

:1orglaugh

Hehe pretty funny :thumbsup

AaronM you badass.

That's funny as hell. What did he say ? I have always wanted to do something like that :winkwink:

LMAO, sounds like the police must loved you after that:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh thats great